thats fast. at about the 1:30 mark, I couldnt listen anymore. what a nerd

Thats just the effects of crack. No big deal. Cocaine is a helluva drug!!!

it looked like someone already hit him in the head with a brick or something. fairly impressive though.

lol@banky

He's cheating, he has one eye open. He's just another fast talking Jew who will steal your socks and then try to sell you back your socks.

redneckwhitey, you chose the perfect username, I'll give you that much. Anyway, yeah, I could only listen to half of that. Guy sounded like an angry bumblebee stuck in my ear.

what an awkward sensation
I'm impressed but at the same time I wanna punch him in the face

I can just about recite the books of the bible in the same time it takes for him to do all that and I thought I was good.

Mind you your right he is irritating behond belief.

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redneckwhitey, He is more likely to be a non-Jew since he was naming volumes from the New testament.
Wow, I'm gonna have to reevaluate considering myself to be a loser after watching this guy...

And his hair barely moved once.....

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SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $1.00

the guys at the end of radio commercials are much faster, and what was with his eye does it help him to concentrate or something?

damn, eliminate!

Yeah, that vid would've been much better if he got smacked in the face with a big hunk of crap.

I wonder if during sex he talks dirty to his wife real fast like that?

spinner posted:
I wonder if during sex he talks dirty to his wife real fast like that? Nah, he doesn't have enough time, I'm sure he cums just as quickly.

Couldn't watch it all. He needs a punch in the face to close his other eye.

lol slamdawg...I'm trying not to picture that! Poor wife... married to a fast talking, bible-memorizing, squinty-eyed, premature ejaculator... she really scored!

I Old Testament book reciting isn't that impressive, I can actually say them faster than he can (I timed myself). I won a contest back when I was 12 for a signed Steve Grogan card. Whoever said all the OT books the fastest got the card, I won hands down.

The rest of this, I couldn't do....be he's still not as good as the Micro Machines guy

that was annoyig....

I shut it off about half way through when i was certain no one was going to throw dog shit in his face.

A wasted talent for sure unless hes an auctioneer.

I'm sure I noticed two words spelt wrong in the subtitles!

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his eye is closed cause his boyfriend dropped a massive load in it...i mean, look at how butch he is.read the bible, fukk man ass.


commence the hate comments on me.

@ slam---"angry bumblebee stuck in my ear." lol, u know that's exactly what it sounded like too, hhmmm.....bbbbbzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz

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ok, i know ive said this before ...but i'll say it again! TRY SAYING "TOY BOAT" 5 TIMES REALLY FAST!!! that'd be impressing!!! ..anybody wanna try? .....bumble-bee , you go first sweety, i wanna see those lips move really fast!!

if he would have started rapping either twista or bone thugs, i would have cold booted. motorboat must get some fine lovin at home. hubb buh bubb bubb snarf

This ranks slightly below "Being able to walk with your feet facing backwards" on the list of most useless accomplishments.

toy boat toy baot toy baot toy boat toy boat.....u like that cuca? muah!!!

@ gok....u ain't seen bitch yet...

And I thought the guy being able to twist his feet around had the most useless talent. We Got A Winner!

...and he wonders why he's still a virgin...

This gave me a headache.

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Glad that piece of shit "threatening people" asshole- ned didn't post here...Fucking douchbag loser...

lol! you really like ned, huh

Yes he does, and I like him to, If that would have been in the spanish language it would have just been normal.

Lol so true Ned, I've been living right on the Mexican border for two years and I've really learned alot of spanish but it's completely useless because they all talk as fast as this guy.

He's got one eye closed because someone poked him for being a dweeb. I did like how he named all the Academy Award winners for Best Picture, though.

@ kog.... STFU, tiny dick. Since when does anyone need YOUR permission to post? Sure, you're King of the Trolls but trolls are just a pile of low-life, low-mentality, pencil-neck, shit-talking cretins who are too gutless to say shit to anyone in the face. Go have a bowl of goat neck soup.

Yeah, but can he BURP the entire thing...?

@ Toronado.... probably not.... But I bet Doug could!! LOL!!

if i could do that i dunno if i'd put it on my cv... still gotta respect anyone who bothers to get really good at something (yeah anything) in my book.

Hells yes kitty, after a few Bud Lights!

He forgot to say "Supercalafragilisticexpi alidocious".

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If you say all that backwards just as fast, you get a reciepe for alaskan baked salmon. Its actually not that bad.

Is that tony blair?

Nice one

What?

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fuck shit shoot this cunt

this is by far onf of the most fucking irritating things ive ever heard in my whole entire life

Annoying.

Great now my head fuckin hurts.

SAY AGAIN PLEASE?

fast talkin fool