Comments - Reporter Chick Gets Owned by a Cat

category: Funny | views: 68161 | posted on: 03/15/2007

I was actually watching this live on the Cleveland news two nights ago when it happened, and it's probably the greatest thing ever.

astrix [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:05am

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LMFAO @ her reaction. icon_cheesygrin.gif

AussiePride [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:09am

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LOL was she about to cry or laugh? or cry laugh? haha wonder how that cat lover green pussy will take to this icon_beer.gif lol

P.S my cat looks exactly like that one, sept 3x fatter and 10x more anti-social

DEKAPITATOR [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:13am

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That cat is the shit. icon_stoned.gif

4thseal [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:14am

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Advice: When you've got a cranky cat........DON'T FUCKING START SHAKING IT!!!

It'll fucking get Garfield on yo John Orbuckle'ass!!!

w00t [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:25am

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Sweet reporter.

AussiePride [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:27am

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I can't stop laughin at her reaction

takin [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:39am

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would have been funny if she would have thrown the cat down and said no wonder people throw these damn cats out the window of moving cars

nico99 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:40am

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And this is why cats are only loved by crazy old ladies who keep all their belongings in shopping carts and spend all day shouting at buildings.

Or by single young women who keep a lot of whipped cream in their refrigerators...

gil69 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:42am

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She had an out of body experience... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sphinx [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:55am

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That is pure GOLD......she tried to recover......but how could she really...no chance...back to sexy pool playing videos for her.

HatefulBlonde [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:08am

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Serves her right for parading the fat little thing on telly. Yeah, last time my cat scratched me, it felt as though my spirit was leaving the body.. icon_confused.gif

ladyboy [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:18am

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ummm nice pussy

gil69 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:25am

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@ Ladyboy,

so you...damn it! Nevermind...

4thseal [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:34am

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@ Gil..


A ladyboy is a girl with a penis...or a boy with tits...or...I dunno what the hell they are but I know I don't want any of it. icon_razz.gif

Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:34am

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My cat would of taken her soul. He's 12 pounds of pure evil. There is usually a few bird corpses laying around in the back yard, some lizards, and sometimes he brings me mice or large insects as prizes. He's battle hardened, well with his arch nemesis (a fat, gray tomcat) living next door, and a possum with the habit of eating the cat food from the backyard.

swenny [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:42am

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HAHA, Owned. crybaby.

Greenhippo33 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:54am

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She Done said "This Little Guy is Having FUN"


then BAM!! lmao she was going to cry i feel bad for laughing ......lol

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the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:15am

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She said she'd been holding that cat for a while. Most cats don't like to be held for very long. Her tone of voice probably changed when she went on the air, too. Dummy doesn't know that when a cat growls, it's unhappy and you should leave it be? And unless they're clipping the cats claws at that shelter.... she's hurting big time. icon_twisted.gif

ladyboy [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:17am

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@gil69 Wot? you always kip me hanging.. icon_wink.gif

gil69 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:18am

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@ 4thseal, I'm well aware of the ins and outs (no pun intended) of Ladyboys world. But who or what is Ladyboy? Not that it really matters, but sometimes Ladyboys comments vex me... (ahh, good word, vex)

Elafontitus [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:40am

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Haha poor lady I would have punted that thing. Well actualy I would have dropped it when it first started freaking out. icon_neutral.gifol

ladyboy [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:50am

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@gil69

my comments vex you? how comes? hmmm..

@4thseal

then you gonna miss half of your life

ZEEK33 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:53am

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It really wasent that bad , the cat could have tore her a new one.

4thseal [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:59am

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@ Ladyboy:


That's ok, with this lives I'm only gonna be able to live half of it anyways icon_beer.gif

Elafontitus [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:01am

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Ladyboy is one of those people who have that one thing they aren't supposed to and don't have that other thing and.... wait what was I saying?

zinny [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:13am

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LMAO! icon_cheesygrin.gif

It's just jabbed her with its claws I've had that done by my cat and I don't cry it barely hurts, couldn't she just suck it up seeing as shes on live tv?

4thseal [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:23am

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@ ladyboy:

lives= liver *


hahaha, no thank you, you have more than than the recommended amount of penis for a girl.

dragonbeans [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:27am

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Could of been worse...everyone remember ol' Pinky the Cat?

http://youtube.com/watch? v=ccNSxuEuGgg

ladyboy [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:37am

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@4thseal

awwww u really do love me

4thseal [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 8:02am

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@ ladyboy


Wtf....Gil...help me out here, distract her as I make my getaway!!!

honeybee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 8:06am

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LMFAO @ 4THSTEAL---- get him or her or IT!!!!


@ GIL69- I've been wondering the same thing about this ladyboy....very confusing icon_rolleyes.gif



HAHA....kitty got her ass. And wtf! an out of body experience. You have to be kidding me! My fat kitty woulda tore her ass up!

cucarachito [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 8:54am

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gil69er, ladyboy and 4thseal, you guys need some serious , i mean SERIOUS medical intervention ....SOON! you clowns are too funny icon_beer.gif una mas cervesa to all three of you!
@video , "this little guy is having fun..... and what could be more fun that clawing my eyes out of my eyesockets! back to you, bill."

Toxic_Mindz [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 9:01am

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LMFAOOOOOO she was about to cry LOLOLOLOL....aw...thats y i hate cats...they think they're the shit and they dont need humans...dogs on the other hand..are a mans best friend =]...i luv dogs =]]]] and they're SMATER!!!!!!!!

jumperman [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 9:05am

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well aussie, maybe all calicos are like that cuz mines the same.

she not a pussy person icon_stoned.gif

Gildorg [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 9:28am

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Hey she was cute, I feel bad for her...

Hey toxic_mindz, with all due respect... I think the word you were looking for was Smarter!!! I am just saying...

I have not even going to comment on the whole ladyboy transvestite thing... icon_exclaim.gif

DrStrangebrains [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 10:01am

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AWWWWW the cat patted her ever so gently on the cheek. Why the tears? icon_cry.gif

TooSmooth [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 10:54am

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correct me if im wrong but those were abused cats...of course there not gonna want to be touched by people anymore...dumbass reporter

sluggo [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 11:06am

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hahahahah the reporter: "this little guy is having fun" the cat: "fun, I'll show you fun bitch" icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

mooglepimp [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 11:22am

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Omg, that look @ :19 I bet is the same look that she gives her man while she's sucking him off. She has her mouth open and everything icon_cool.gif

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Bollocks [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 1:09pm

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Maybe it was a jealous ladyboy cat??

mrb00m [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 1:27pm

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nico99 posted:
And this is why cats are only loved by crazy old ladies who keep all their belongings in shopping carts and spend all day shouting at buildings.



..I WARN YOU LEAVE MY MOM OUT OF THIS icon_stoned.gif

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 1:28pm

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Shut the fuck up Sir D. You old fag

ZEEK33 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 1:29pm

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@Bollocks HAHAHAHA!!! Good one.

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 1:48pm

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Cats rule!


Hey Sir D. that's called electronic rage. hahahahahaha

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toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 1:58pm

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Fuckin rights. way to go man i thought you had no balls. icon_stoned.gif

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gil69 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 2:35pm

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@ 4thseal, sorry bro, had to go to work.

@ ladyboy, ......................... ........DAMN! I lost my train of thought

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 2:53pm

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Yeah, go ahead and get mad,OLD man.I have huge balls icon_stoned.gif

gil69 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 2:58pm

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@ toke, thats just gross bro

billhixxx [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:00pm

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are you fucking kidding me? that was the lamest fucking thing. how much pot do you have to smoke to keep your ass stoned enough to think that shit was worthy of this site. it must be a lot because i've been smoking all fucking day and that was RETARDED.

jesus is a cunt

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:04pm

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thanks gil69


Sir D's fuckin stupid comments yesterday, were pretty fuckin psycho.


Fuckin Psycho Sir Dickhead icon_stoned.gif

gil69 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:05pm

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@ billhixxx, does that name mean you're a hillbilly from hicksville?

"Jesus is a cunt"? What the fuck does that remotely have to do with anything here? You trailer park fucktroll

Bollocks [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:07pm

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Billhixxx....your first post and you just don't get it do you! icon_rolleyes.gif

billhixxx [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:17pm

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you ignorant fucks if you don't know who bill hicks is you then i guess you need to swing on by the trailer park and fuck you a troll you fucking jesus loving chomo

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:17pm

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@gil69

Which corner do you work on?

Toxic_Mindz [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:26pm

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yes....smarter*

gil69 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:46pm

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I know who Bill Hicks is. It's not you.

Whats a chomo?

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:53pm

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C o r n e r , just fuckin around icon_stoned.gif



Swenny! you funny bastard

toolboox [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:59pm

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NOW THAT STUPID WOMAN LEARNED THAT NEVER CLOSE YOUR FACE TO AN ANGRY VICIOUS CAT....HAHAHA WHAT A JERK icon_cheesygrin.gif

ZEEK33 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:01pm

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@gil---childmolester,---D ont listen to that PUNK ASS BITCH!!!

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:06pm

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What the fuck you talkin' about Zeek33?


is that what you got from my comments?


Little punk,go play out


chomo corner =retarded

ZEEK33 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:12pm

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@TOKE---NO DUDE!!!---Gil asked what a chomo was because hillbillx called US one!

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:14pm

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hahahahaahahaha icon_stoned.gif

sorry man! you don't have to go play out then. JK icon_stoned.gif



I'll go smoke another one.

ZEEK33 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:19pm

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ER...Called him one is what i meant to say.

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:38pm

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Where the fuck is sir d.

Pretending he has a life?


I'm gonna go have a session,and play 360.hahahahahahahaha

Yeah i'm cool

Elafontitus [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:53pm

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I like the beatdown on the latest postings better than the video. Get um Tok! icon_cool.gif

ripdroid [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:06pm

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I don't claim to be a cas whisperer but when a cat looks at you in the eyes and hisses its pissed off and is ready to fuck you up.

ned [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:21pm

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Someone has found a new species of Leopard in Borneo, small a little over a foot long, without the tail I'm guessing. about the size of a house cat but with two inch fangs. Beautiful markings to boot, This is for Cat, look it up, get it on your avatar, I haven't seen it yet. I always wanted an ocelot.

asdfinish [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:25pm

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She broke down and cried... because she got her face scratched up by an abused cat? What great publicity. Betcha that that shelter gets a lot of adoptions, and that she has a LONG career in the animal reporting department...

splitu238 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:44pm

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As soon as the video started, I knew that cat was pissed. Anyone who knows cats in the least little bit, would have put it down right away.

That was funny how she kind of cryed right after.

It would've been halarious if the angry kitty would have attacked her when she went into the kennel...

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Gildorg [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:11pm

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Man, There is a lot of love in this thread, right now!!!

@ned - Wasn't that in an older Sealab 2021 episode?

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Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:29pm

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@Toxic Mindz...actually, cats are just as smart as dogs. A cat could be thought any trick that a dog could perform. In fact, cats have a long term memory of 16 hours, and dogs only have 5 hours. Cats posses visual memory ability comparable to that of monkeys. Cats are solitary hunters, so they need to think more in order to catch their prey than pack animals, such as the domesticated dog, or wolves. There is also a strong possibility, that they are able to identify and relate part of their own anatomy to the same structure on another species. This is rare in non-human animals.

ned [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:33pm

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Is that on adult swim, I used to watch a little bit of that when I got up at three thirty in the morning. Been a while back, now I used to watch Sea Hunt with Bridges, not Jeff, not Beau. I try to spread the love sometimes, but this time change has me all fucked up.

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:49pm

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@ sir d


Uh-huh


Fuckin Psycho

Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:50pm

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@ ned....Yeah, it's very interesting. A new species of Clouded Leopard. It's the first new cat species discovered in nearly a century. This comes just a few months after a WWF report showed that scientists had identified at least 52 new species of animals and plants over the past year in Borneo. They had known about this cat for a long time, but they never realized it was unique from the Clouded Leopard of mainland south-east Asia: "We have been looking at this cat for over a hundred years and never realized it was unique"-Stuart Chapman (WWF). This is because Borneo is one of the most remote jungles out there, and it has been pretty much off limits to science.

Elafontitus [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:56pm

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@ Mantee

Your just full of info, so tell me how long would it take to teach your new species to learn how to shit in a litter box?

Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:02pm

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^^^Not very long, cats will do anything not to shit were they sleep. If there is litter box, or anything remotely like it, like a plant pot with soil on it, they'll take it.

Elafontitus [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:07pm

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Shit your not supposed to know the answer to that. Can I use you instead of ask jeeves? JK icon_biggrin.gif

ned [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:15pm

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Thanks Manatee, I just heard about it on the radio today. Snakes don't shit where they live, they like clean air. A lesson we might learn on this post, or fucking not.

the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:37pm

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Ned & Manatee.... I heard about that cat not too long ago and have seen pictures. It looks like a regular leopard but instead of distinct markings, it's, well, clouded. Leopards are solitary so it's no wonder they've escaped detection for so long.

Manatee.... Kitty extends olive branch. I'm so used to being flamed by gok that I can be very defensive. Hope we can start off on the right foot now. Forgive?

That goes for you too, Ned. If I'd known that you were, er, inebriated during your first postings, I probably would have just ignored you and shrugged it off. Olive branch?

Love, GC

Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:37pm

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@Elafontitus- Teehee icon_smile.gif Yeah, when I was a kid my cat shat in my back pack once when it was full of old papers; all over my coloring book too......

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sphinx [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:58pm

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hey gok be careful, the cat as been work'n out since day one........

http://img1.jurko.net/ava tar_2028.gif

humannn [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 8:27pm

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Cat's are like women, and dogs are like men. I don't like cats, and I love dogs. Does that make me gay? Probably not. But I am curious about Ladyboy...

astrix [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 8:29pm

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I've watched this clip like 8 times today. It never gets old.

PsiKnife [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 8:43pm

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LOL @ "This little guy is having fun".

Very strange "cry-laugh" there.

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the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 9:48pm

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Manatee... ignoring me? That's okay. Just trying to take the high road. If ignoring me makes you feel better, fine. Have a nice life. Maybe later....

@ Humannn.... opposites attract sometimes. Ladyboy is a curiosity but I think it's great how well she's getting along here. If she's truly what she portrays herself to be, I'm sure it's a relief and fun for her to be accepted here. She can be herself and I don't recall a single negative post against her for her orientation. And if you're gay, I'd admire you just the same. icon_beer.gif ( I do have a heart.

@ kog..... since when do you care about my health? As far as I know, you think I'm a whore, a cunt, a skank, someone to insult and hate, even though you know nothing about me. I've decided that you are stalking me. You signed up 4 days after I did and what did you say? You didn't comment on the videos..... you attacked me. You signed up because you hated me and wanted to tell me so. That is sick behavior. I feel sorry for you. Why do you hate intelligent, outgoing women so much? Did your mother beat you and your father? Get over it. You're an intelligent person who should know that hate is fruitless and soul-wrenching.

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gil69 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 10:27pm

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GC, ever notice how most of the time gok only posts when you are, or after you have?

I do believe we may have a stalker among us...

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sphinx [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 10:44pm

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*giggles......."while their chasing gok, they're not noticing my erradic stalking stealthy footsteps ...ooooh oohoh aaaaah...and pretty soon I WILL RULE THE WORLD hehahahedededidu"....*

*wipes frothy substance from mouth*

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the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 11:09pm

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You're just dying to respond to anything I say. Wow. I've never been so stalked before. Just my luck it has to be a filthy, scurvy pig like you. Scum of the Earth.

The only posts you made today were directed at me. No comment on the videos. No banter with other posters. You are obsessed with me. There's a fine line between love and hate, kog..... I think you're frustrated and angry that a woman like me EXISTS. Blame Allah. He brought us together to show you that women deserve respect no matter what kind of shit you've been through.

If you can't stand it..... go back to Turkey if it's so fucking great. *Ululates!!!!*

I PITY YOU.

gil69 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 11:10pm

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cool post gok.

You a southern boy gok, cuz "y'all" sure do sound like it

the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 11:29pm

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gil69.... kog is from Turkey and likes to blab about Turkish conquests from hundreds of years ago. He's here sucking the American tit. icon_rolleyes.gif

gil69 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 11:34pm

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Hmm, What's with the "y'alls". That a Turkish thing too

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Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 12:05am

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@Green Cat- No offense taken my fellow family felidae lover. icon_biggrin.gif

the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 12:07am

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gil69.... He emigrated here 30 years ago. He's been educated and medicated by the good ol' USA. Yet he hangs on to an archaic history. He thinks that the Turks are going to rule in Asia. icon_rolleyes.gif He hates all races and creeds. I suppose he's been listening to all his old uncles all his life. He doesn't care that America has given him the chance to be an educated, successful person. He is full of hate. Period. He has a small mind. And small minds cannot grasp the gifts that have been given, by any God. I think someone like him brings great shame to Allah. He will suffer for it. icon_beer.gif

toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 12:30am

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Predicted what? there sir d


that your a psycho.


icon_beer.gif here's to your long and unhealthy life

the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 1:26am

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@ Manatee..... You're a class act. Thank you. *purrs loudly*





toke&coffee.....STFU, TROLL!! Sir D has more class in his baby toenail clipping than you could ever hope to achieve in your pathetic career as an internet pig. Here's to your short, mutilitated end. icon_beer.gif

Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 2:50am

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^^^Thank you Green Cat. *Repeatedly Scratches G. Cat behind the ears*

the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 3:02am

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kitty purrs her head off......

AussiePride [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 5:37am

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109 comments on a cat vid? your all fucked.
nuff said

sphinx [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 5:46am

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110

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ZEEK33 [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 6:29am

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WTF icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif icon_question.gif

Moveable Feet [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 7:44am

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Today I done a drawing of Allah.

Greeny? Did you say, "...intelliborg person..."?

It's easy to understand why someone may appear to you, a cat lover to boot, to be an intelliborg (knowing about Sanatogen Gold and the history of Turkish perverts - which goes back to the 6th century according to air-turkey.com) whilst he is actually Turkish and a complete cunt.

But you know, my darling, it is a lot easier to find out about Turkish perverts than you'd think, because Turkey is full of them and worryingly close to Europe.

Anyway, don't you torment your pretty little ankles and toes over Hakan.

He is jealous of the computer love that you and Sir Bashalot upload and down-pipe so freely and naturally through your Internets; whereinthesodoing (and 'sod' being the operative non sperma mando mando mando here) you experience the joys of being, what I imagine to be, two consecutive adults (you and Sir Winalot in that order) completely immersing yourself in the courtly love of 16th century Internet cockoutry.

In my opinion, this delightful flirtation Hakan witnesses here every three hours, in between snacks of Halloumi wrapped in cabbage laid upon a tomato quintessence, brought to his cage by a bearded lady called Mrs Bezlkuk in a flowery nylon dress and butcher's apron who purports to be his father (probably his mother if truth be told), and watching reruns of 'Ekmek teknesibekmek'.

What with him being Turkish and Turkey being a shithole and all that, it's not possible to say one way or the other if he is in fact a mummy's boy or if he's killed her and eaten her yet, and I wouldn't even try to do so, as I don't want to become the Big Chief UCF Garth Bane around here.

I suppose ‘boing’ could equally be the operative mando.

honeybee [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 8:00am

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@ sphinx--- u r fucking funny "110"...lmao!!!!

the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 8:13am

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icon_cheesygrin.gif LOLOL!!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif




*wipes tears of laughter away*

Mooves.... *sigh* You're so articulate. You're so eloquent. You're so civilized. YOU'RE SO WICKEDLY FUNNY!!! You are the Cat's Meow!!! icon_cool.gif

toolboox [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 10:38am

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DID YOU SEE THE STUPID FACE SHE PUT?...HAHAHA...SOME SORT OF HISTERICAL LAUGHTER...

Gildorg [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 12:16pm

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Most impressive post ever... Moveable Feet...

Damn it, I am gonna have to break out the Thesaurus...

deleted user [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 1:48pm

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AussiePride [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 3:41pm

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"changing her avatar every other day, like anyone gives a flying fuck. look at the gaps in time between her statements about me, 20 , 30 minutes, was it hard for you to crank out a paragraph??? probably sat there like someone with writers block pyutting yer sentences together, get a fucking life."

Dude, I saw that ownage from Australia

deleted user [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 6:50pm

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AussiePride [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 7:33pm

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anything for an honourable turkish enemy

jumperman [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 7:47pm

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ya'll ain't turkish it's southern United States

gil69 [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 9:14pm

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Right on jumperman icon_cheesygrin.gif

sphinx [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 9:15pm

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I once got scratched by a pussy,..........ever since then i've asked my wife not to shave.

deleted user [ban] | Mar 17 07 : 7:07am

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the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 18 07 : 3:23am

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*kog & aussiepride proceed to 69*

Notor [ban] | Jun 9 07 : 10:43am

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Hey dumbass, when a cat is making that noise it doesn't mean they're having a good time, it means put me the fuck down before I take you out.

turrican [ban] | Oct 21 07 : 8:49am

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hahhaw i love how she collapse after the cat attack HARHAR!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

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DramaTim [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 10:38am

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She should smoke a J icon_stoned.gif

HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Mar 3 08 : 11:22pm

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what a cry baby, i just love it, what a lib...

o_ya [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 7:54pm

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the cat bitch slapped her....."someone help me, my pussies gone mad"

supersayian [ban] | May 15 08 : 5:06am

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stupid bitch, cat is not a shaker for coctails.

highroller74 [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:23pm

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A pussy fight, all right!!!!! icon_beer.gif Dibs on the winner icon_lol.gif

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josephdonald [ban] | Jun 19 09 : 1:25pm

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why was the cat trying to dig himself underneath the bottom of the wall? icon_biggrin.gif

josephdonald [ban] | Jul 9 09 : 6:38pm

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I guess you see why the couple threw him out of the car now
don't you??????????

drccoco [ban] | Sep 1 09 : 7:25pm

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it was lookin to get put down

TOOL [ban] | Sep 18 09 : 11:03am

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