Comments - Reporter Chick Gets Owned by a Cat
category: Funny | views: 68161 | posted on: 03/15/2007
I was actually watching this live on the Cleveland news two nights ago when it happened, and it's probably the greatest thing ever. ![]()
AussiePride [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:09am
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LOL was she about to cry or laugh? or cry laugh? haha wonder how that cat lover green pussy will take to this
lol
P.S my cat looks exactly like that one, sept 3x fatter and 10x more anti-social
HatefulBlonde [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:08am
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Serves her right for parading the fat little thing on telly. Yeah, last time my cat scratched me, it felt as though my spirit was leaving the body.. ![]()
Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:34am
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My cat would of taken her soul. He's 12 pounds of pure evil. There is usually a few bird corpses laying around in the back yard, some lizards, and sometimes he brings me mice or large insects as prizes. He's battle hardened, well with his arch nemesis (a fat, gray tomcat) living next door, and a possum with the habit of eating the cat food from the backyard.
Greenhippo33 [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 5:54am
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She Done said "This Little Guy is Having FUN"
then BAM!! lmao she was going to cry i feel bad for laughing ......lol
the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:15am
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She said she'd been holding that cat for a while. Most cats don't like to be held for very long. Her tone of voice probably changed when she went on the air, too. Dummy doesn't know that when a cat growls, it's unhappy and you should leave it be? And unless they're clipping the cats claws at that shelter.... she's hurting big time. ![]()
Elafontitus [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:40am
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Haha poor lady I would have punted that thing. Well actualy I would have dropped it when it first started freaking out.
ol
Elafontitus [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:01am
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Ladyboy is one of those people who have that one thing they aren't supposed to and don't have that other thing and.... wait what was I saying?
dragonbeans [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:27am
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Could of been worse...everyone remember ol' Pinky the Cat?
http://youtube.com/watch? v=ccNSxuEuGgg
cucarachito [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 8:54am
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gil69er, ladyboy and 4thseal, you guys need some serious , i mean SERIOUS medical intervention ....SOON! you clowns are too funny
una mas cervesa to all three of you!
@video , "this little guy is having fun..... and what could be more fun that clawing my eyes out of my eyesockets! back to you, bill."
Toxic_Mindz [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 9:01am
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LMFAOOOOOO she was about to cry LOLOLOLOL....aw...thats y i hate cats...they think they're the shit and they dont need humans...dogs on the other hand..are a mans best friend =]...i luv dogs =]]]] and they're SMATER!!!!!!!!
DrStrangebrains [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 10:01am
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AWWWWW the cat patted her ever so gently on the cheek. Why the tears? ![]()
mooglepimp [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 11:22am
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Omg, that look @ :19 I bet is the same look that she gives her man while she's sucking him off. She has her mouth open and everything ![]()
toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 1:48pm
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Cats rule!
Hey Sir D. that's called electronic rage. hahahahahaha
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are you fucking kidding me? that was the lamest fucking thing. how much pot do you have to smoke to keep your ass stoned enough to think that shit was worthy of this site. it must be a lot because i've been smoking all fucking day and that was RETARDED.
jesus is a cunt
toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 3:04pm
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thanks gil69
Sir D's fuckin stupid comments yesterday, were pretty fuckin psycho.
Fuckin Psycho Sir Dickhead ![]()
toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:06pm
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What the fuck you talkin' about Zeek33?
is that what you got from my comments?
Little punk,go play out
chomo corner =retarded
toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:14pm
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hahahahaahahaha
sorry man! you don't have to go play out then. JK
I'll go smoke another one.
toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:38pm
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Where the fuck is sir d.
Pretending he has a life?
I'm gonna go have a session,and play 360.hahahahahahahaha
Yeah i'm cool
Elafontitus [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:53pm
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I like the beatdown on the latest postings better than the video. Get um Tok! ![]()
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Someone has found a new species of Leopard in Borneo, small a little over a foot long, without the tail I'm guessing. about the size of a house cat but with two inch fangs. Beautiful markings to boot, This is for Cat, look it up, get it on your avatar, I haven't seen it yet. I always wanted an ocelot.
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As soon as the video started, I knew that cat was pissed. Anyone who knows cats in the least little bit, would have put it down right away.
That was funny how she kind of cryed right after.
It would've been halarious if the angry kitty would have attacked her when she went into the kennel...
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Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:29pm
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@Toxic Mindz...actually, cats are just as smart as dogs. A cat could be thought any trick that a dog could perform. In fact, cats have a long term memory of 16 hours, and dogs only have 5 hours. Cats posses visual memory ability comparable to that of monkeys. Cats are solitary hunters, so they need to think more in order to catch their prey than pack animals, such as the domesticated dog, or wolves. There is also a strong possibility, that they are able to identify and relate part of their own anatomy to the same structure on another species. This is rare in non-human animals.
Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:50pm
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@ ned....Yeah, it's very interesting. A new species of Clouded Leopard. It's the first new cat species discovered in nearly a century. This comes just a few months after a WWF report showed that scientists had identified at least 52 new species of animals and plants over the past year in Borneo. They had known about this cat for a long time, but they never realized it was unique from the Clouded Leopard of mainland south-east Asia: "We have been looking at this cat for over a hundred years and never realized it was unique"-Stuart Chapman (WWF). This is because Borneo is one of the most remote jungles out there, and it has been pretty much off limits to science.
Elafontitus [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 6:56pm
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@ Mantee
Your just full of info, so tell me how long would it take to teach your new species to learn how to shit in a litter box?
Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:02pm
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^^^Not very long, cats will do anything not to shit were they sleep. If there is litter box, or anything remotely like it, like a plant pot with soil on it, they'll take it.
Elafontitus [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:07pm
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Shit your not supposed to know the answer to that. Can I use you instead of ask jeeves? JK ![]()
the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:37pm
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Ned & Manatee.... I heard about that cat not too long ago and have seen pictures. It looks like a regular leopard but instead of distinct markings, it's, well, clouded. Leopards are solitary so it's no wonder they've escaped detection for so long.
Manatee.... Kitty extends olive branch. I'm so used to being flamed by gok that I can be very defensive. Hope we can start off on the right foot now. Forgive?
That goes for you too, Ned. If I'd known that you were, er, inebriated during your first postings, I probably would have just ignored you and shrugged it off. Olive branch?
Love, GC
Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 7:37pm
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@Elafontitus- Teehee
Yeah, when I was a kid my cat shat in my back pack once when it was full of old papers; all over my coloring book too......
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hey gok be careful, the cat as been work'n out since day one........
http://img1.jurko.net/ava tar_2028.gif
the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 9:48pm
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Manatee... ignoring me? That's okay. Just trying to take the high road. If ignoring me makes you feel better, fine. Have a nice life. Maybe later....
@ Humannn.... opposites attract sometimes. Ladyboy is a curiosity but I think it's great how well she's getting along here. If she's truly what she portrays herself to be, I'm sure it's a relief and fun for her to be accepted here. She can be herself and I don't recall a single negative post against her for her orientation. And if you're gay, I'd admire you just the same.
( I do have a heart.
@ kog..... since when do you care about my health? As far as I know, you think I'm a whore, a cunt, a skank, someone to insult and hate, even though you know nothing about me. I've decided that you are stalking me. You signed up 4 days after I did and what did you say? You didn't comment on the videos..... you attacked me. You signed up because you hated me and wanted to tell me so. That is sick behavior. I feel sorry for you. Why do you hate intelligent, outgoing women so much? Did your mother beat you and your father? Get over it. You're an intelligent person who should know that hate is fruitless and soul-wrenching.
the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 11:09pm
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You're just dying to respond to anything I say. Wow. I've never been so stalked before. Just my luck it has to be a filthy, scurvy pig like you. Scum of the Earth.
The only posts you made today were directed at me. No comment on the videos. No banter with other posters. You are obsessed with me. There's a fine line between love and hate, kog..... I think you're frustrated and angry that a woman like me EXISTS. Blame Allah. He brought us together to show you that women deserve respect no matter what kind of shit you've been through.
If you can't stand it..... go back to Turkey if it's so fucking great. *Ululates!!!!*
I PITY YOU.
the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 11:29pm
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gil69.... kog is from Turkey and likes to blab about Turkish conquests from hundreds of years ago. He's here sucking the American tit. ![]()
Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 12:05am
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@Green Cat- No offense taken my fellow family felidae lover. ![]()
the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 12:07am
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gil69.... He emigrated here 30 years ago. He's been educated and medicated by the good ol' USA. Yet he hangs on to an archaic history. He thinks that the Turks are going to rule in Asia.
He hates all races and creeds. I suppose he's been listening to all his old uncles all his life. He doesn't care that America has given him the chance to be an educated, successful person. He is full of hate. Period. He has a small mind. And small minds cannot grasp the gifts that have been given, by any God. I think someone like him brings great shame to Allah. He will suffer for it. ![]()
toke&acoffee [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 12:30am
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Predicted what? there sir d
that your a psycho.
here's to your long and unhealthy life
the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 1:26am
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@ Manatee..... You're a class act. Thank you. *purrs loudly*
toke&coffee.....STFU, TROLL!! Sir D has more class in his baby toenail clipping than you could ever hope to achieve in your pathetic career as an internet pig. Here's to your short, mutilitated end. ![]()
Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 2:50am
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^^^Thank you Green Cat. *Repeatedly Scratches G. Cat behind the ears*
Moveable Feet [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 7:44am
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Today I done a drawing of Allah.
Greeny? Did you say, "...intelliborg person..."?
It's easy to understand why someone may appear to you, a cat lover to boot, to be an intelliborg (knowing about Sanatogen Gold and the history of Turkish perverts - which goes back to the 6th century according to air-turkey.com) whilst he is actually Turkish and a complete cunt.
But you know, my darling, it is a lot easier to find out about Turkish perverts than you'd think, because Turkey is full of them and worryingly close to Europe.
Anyway, don't you torment your pretty little ankles and toes over Hakan.
He is jealous of the computer love that you and Sir Bashalot upload and down-pipe so freely and naturally through your Internets; whereinthesodoing (and 'sod' being the operative non sperma mando mando mando here) you experience the joys of being, what I imagine to be, two consecutive adults (you and Sir Winalot in that order) completely immersing yourself in the courtly love of 16th century Internet cockoutry.
In my opinion, this delightful flirtation Hakan witnesses here every three hours, in between snacks of Halloumi wrapped in cabbage laid upon a tomato quintessence, brought to his cage by a bearded lady called Mrs Bezlkuk in a flowery nylon dress and butcher's apron who purports to be his father (probably his mother if truth be told), and watching reruns of 'Ekmek teknesibekmek'.
What with him being Turkish and Turkey being a shithole and all that, it's not possible to say one way or the other if he is in fact a mummy's boy or if he's killed her and eaten her yet, and I wouldn't even try to do so, as I don't want to become the Big Chief UCF Garth Bane around here.
I suppose ‘boing’ could equally be the operative mando.
the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 8:13am
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LOLOL!!!! ![]()
*wipes tears of laughter away*
Mooves.... *sigh* You're so articulate. You're so eloquent. You're so civilized. YOU'RE SO WICKEDLY FUNNY!!! You are the Cat's Meow!!! ![]()
AussiePride [ban] | Mar 16 07 : 3:41pm
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"changing her avatar every other day, like anyone gives a flying fuck. look at the gaps in time between her statements about me, 20 , 30 minutes, was it hard for you to crank out a paragraph??? probably sat there like someone with writers block pyutting yer sentences together, get a fucking life."
Dude, I saw that ownage from Australia
josephdonald [ban] | Jun 19 09 : 1:25pm
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why was the cat trying to dig himself underneath the bottom of the wall? ![]()
josephdonald [ban] | Jul 9 09 : 6:38pm
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I guess you see why the couple threw him out of the car now
don't you??????????
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astrix [ban] | Mar 15 07 : 4:05am
LMFAO @ her reaction.