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yeaaaa first.......moron

@ Scott,

your mama

just kidding bro. don't delete me...

@t52nd......you remind me of someone.....did your mom say "first" when you lost your virginity...

http://forum.nothingtoxic .com/showthread.php?t=263

just fuk'n wit ya bru.

Wait.... could they be? No, they can't be..... surely not... hold on..... I think they are.... My God, they ARE!

NATURAL BREASTS!

(The sky is riven in two as a million angels appear, blaring trumpets and singing of the glory of heaven.)

And doesn't she have a fantastic body? Not spoilt by the presence of two chemical-filled beach balls with am overstretched nipple the size of a dinner plate on each.

Girls - save your money. Boys don't like being stared out by what looks like a frog with thyroid trouble every time you take your top off.

LOL @ nico

stop that shit nico....my laughing be wake'n up the family.

I think you're the only one who thinks that Nico.

Yeah sure natural breasts are great... you know for being ridiculed and having your boyfriend cheat on you and everything.

I'm going to start a bake sale... it'll start the "Get Saireuh Some Fake Tits Fund"

saireuh - on behalf of all right-thinking (single) men, let me give you a hint.

If your boyfriend doesn't care that you don't have breasts that have their own gravitational pull, he's probably exactly the kind of guy you'd want to form a long-term relationship with.

If he cheats on you because you don't walk around behind a pair of silicone-packed zeppelins, you should thank God and run very quickly in the opposite direction.

I know it's hard to believe, but we're not all cavemen.

There is nothing... I mean nothing at all attractive about fake boobs. Think about it. If a guy wears a hairpiece, and it looks like a hairpiece, he gets ridiculed. If a womans eyebrows are completely gone and then painted back in with a marker, she gets laughed at. If someone's teeth are all messed up except for the three in the front because they are bridgework, they would get noticed in a bad way. Why??? Because it's all a fake attempt at looking "normal". So why do women think that obviously fake breasts are sexy??? I just don't get it. I also don't understand why pretty young women feel compelled to dance around alone in their bedroom in front of a camera. Why can't they dance around in my bedroom??? Sad.

@FatboySlim

Yet another funny, witty poster joins the ranks here. I don't know if you've received a welcome yet, so here it is. This one's for you.

LOL!!! @ Saireuh & Nico!!

Does anybody recognize that music? Sounded good. Maybe Steve Vai. Satriani...?

Just to clarify, Scott didn't go cheat on me.
Gotta clear his name. Lol.

Thats Joe Satriani

i didn't watch this one...just reading the comments and..

@ nico and fatboyslim---- i love u guys! ALL NAT-U-REAL!!!!

Well, sorry to be the killjoy... But there is nothing wrong with fake boobies.

I have said it before and I will say again... That is about the best thing a girl can go out and buy. Wow, two presents for daddy!

Breast Enlargement, Enhancement, Augmentation (Whatever), is a beautiful, beautiful thing to do!

Breast Reduction however, CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!

That being said, if a girl already a perfect rack, then of course; don't mess with them.

Man, I need to pig this thread some more. I posted after all you kids went to bed and I realized that posted something at the end of the day is not nearly as effective as posting closer to the start.

All of my shallow brothers will laugh their asses off at this, if you have not already found it on the web...

http://www.averageamerica nmale.com/

Every guy I have shown this too as laughed themselves silly! (Of course, not when the women are around...)

Breast reduction is great for huge nasty tits, imo.

But c'mon present for "daddy"? It's a present for herself and everyone else as well. I'm sure the girls who get implants aren't doing it for their man.

Fact.

@ Nico and Fatboyslim --

I can't begin to tell you guys how much it means to me that there are other guys out there who appreciate the natural titty.

I can't wait till 20 years from now when ladies figure out that it isn't a good idea to surgically alter your boobs to make them 5 times bigger.

Yay for real boobies!!

I've never touched fake boobies, I swear to [insert your god here].

Not that I don't want to though. They seem fun, but I'm perfectly content with natural breasts, as long as they're not smaller than mine. I tend to like to make love to people who've developed, atleast physically.

My vote is on natural....but it's not like I've got women lined-up at my bedroom door, So...I'm content with what I get.

And yeah, the music was way hotter than the chick....(kind of a guitar freak)

sucks to be you 4th seal. i got girls lined up all over, and i'm not cheating, i don't use cologne. even married girls, wtf is wrong with them they need to get it from their man, seriously. damnit! that's like the bane of my existence, like 80% of the girls attracted to me are in a relationship, someone needs to teach these dudes how to love their women, and i don't mean just sexually.

Well, shame on you lala4... I realize it is your curse, much like my best friend... Guy can walk into a mall and find girls who will sleep with him out in the parking lot!

@saireuh - Of course they are for "Daddy"! As long as a man gets to touch them, that is all that really counts... Right?

Of course, if they are nasty, I can agree to correcting them! Only in those rare cases, of course!

Seems like a great lay. Lucky dog, he who should find her so.

Gildorg--which mall is that?

HAHAHA - Patriot - That is what is so damn annoying about this guy... ANY mall he walks into...

Now she's nice.

yeh shes nice but,.... i fuckin hate webcam girls, they r the biggest sluts ever, cud never trust them!

so i dnt care really
ppl prop wouldnt see my point but oh well
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what song by Joe Satriani is this?

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she is a ho from http://schoolgirlwebcams. com id 983

shes fine but she aint mine