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Spam!!!!!

well at least when i leave my wife. all i have to do is show that skit for an explanation. nah just kidding, but i wish we could start a cult with women like that.

Now why couldn't the whining, moaning harridan that is my ex-missus have been like that?

(half off-topic) ya know it occurs to me that men do things that women don't like, and women do things that men don't like, however only women complain about it, what's with that?

hehe

Of course she doesn't care, she's fucking your bank-account and your friends while you're doing those things.


Women like her do exist though, but they're kinda "plastic" and full of air if ya know what I mean

Damn it had to be a commercial, I was just about to contact her.
Do woman like this even exist?

The ad's only half-accurate...

Jim Beam exists.

i have no fat, my back isn't hairy, i don't watch football, and i've been to strip clubs only twice, i don't hang out with male friends, this wouldn't make much of a difference, plus her accent is not sexy at all...

LOL


shut up ecks2007 you fat hairy bastard

Well ecks2007


According to your avatar.

a) you are hairy
b) you are chubby
c) you hang out with a fat retard with glasses and a talking baby (qualifies as guys)

So....STFU!

Her name was Jim?


I'm in love with a chick named Jim...

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Cruel Scott. Cruel.

Where can you order clones of this chick...? Anybody? I think I would like to order one immediately.

Oh the naked, naked, naked things...

"I called my pal Jack Daniels and his partner Jimmy Beam!"

Nice Thorogood quote Gildorg!

Cheers to ya friend!

that chick is far from perfect, she was talking wasn't she

Their has to be a catch,but fuck it i,ll marry her and ecks2007 is gay

lol @ sluggo!!

She reminds me of Bruce Willis' girlfriend in Pulp Fiction. Dumb as a bag of hammers.

I'm glad I'm celibate.

the perfect girlfriend should be able to talk english imo

@ Green Cat - Totally, that bitch so stupid. Unattractive too. What kind of idiot woman wants a potbelly? There must have been a casting miscue on Tarantino's part.

@ Fatboy - No you aren't.

@ Sluggo - Haha

@ Fatboy were all glad your celibate

I didn't say I was celibate by choice! My extreme girth has forced me into a life of relative solitude and pathological loneliness. Although I am fat by choice. You see, back in the third grade I made a 20 dollar bet with Jimmy Hannon that I could be the first person in the southern United States to actually weigh his zip code. I've only got a couple thousand more pounds to go and that deuce is mine!! But in the meantime, it seems most women don't want to bed down with a guy who's pushing 4 hunsky's. That's okay though because to keep myself occupied I just go down to the beach and sell shade.

@ Sweettoth
i'm not gay, but i'll tell you what the catch is, after u hit that, she's gonna tell you to turn around and say to you, now it's my turn, bend over...
that's a great catch for ya... i'm sure u're gonna like that...

@FatboySlim hmhm im only 230lb but im gaining on ya buddy ...now weres that fried chicken

@FatboySlim-- how are you selling an hour of shade for?? i might need that this summer

I have a friend who is just like 'her', except the back hair thing...and the only way she's tolerant of all those things (pudge, strippers) is if you tolerate her alcholism and verbal abuse!

but I guess you gotta take the good with the bad.

hhhmm just clicked on the "most viewed" link on nt ...lol.there all the naked chick vids..hhaaa oh and 1 vid on how to get into locked cars .haha

your all car stealing perverts ...i love you people

a little off topic but I just read a report I thought I would share:

>>A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
>>the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
>>depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
>>
>>For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
>>and masculine features.
>>
>>However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
>>attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in
>>his chest while he is on fire.
>>
>>No further studies are expected

@splitu238 - You caught me!

Cheers!

@Sluggo - HAHAHAHA!!!

I would still like one of her to go please. Hell, I might even pay the shipping!

Hey tattletale: Any chance of me "Acein' your boyfriend out?"

I'll take you out... Airfare is "no problem."

is she for real or did someone pay her to say that

she doesn't care cause she's gonna do the same lol and then she's gonna fuck all your friends and all the male strippers she can.

Here is one more link for all of my male pig brothers... (Example of a perfect woman...)

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE

here's a comedy version of yours video Gildorg
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=AUrZi2XQKyU

not all men are like that but jesus some women need to relise that men and women should have different lives away from each outher gives them things to talk about outher than work!!!

It's an advert running on Australian TV for a bourbon Jim Beam.

spewdging now

I guess with enough Jimmy B they all start to look like that