haha had a few laughs there.. my favs..

"Mum, the meatloaf! FUCK!"

"Does he look like a bitch?"

Funny stuff but missing some classic Ahnuld. "Who is ya daddy and wat does he do? I'm the pardy pooper. Shit they could do a 20 minute version of just him lol.

Hehe what was with that moaning from rocky, sounded mentally retarded

Im suprised, "rock road" from the goonies didnt make the list. so sad. its a classic!

What happened to "I didn't let it out for air baby" or "ASS to ASS!!" from possibly the greatest movie ever made?: "Requiem for a Dream"

Loads are missing.

They had a couple of lines from Happy Gilmore, but they missed the best one...

Bad guy: I eat shits like you for breakfast
Happy G: You eat shit for breakfast?
Bad guy: Erm...

@ Aussie:
Hey upside-down cowboy, is all the blood rushing to your head? Who the hell is mum?

@ atomicman..with you on that one...Sly is fucked up normally but when he cries AND talks at the same time he`s just funny

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@Umm yeah: Sounds like Pulp Fiction and that entire movie is a one liner.

how does anything from snakes on a plane make it?

@michaelorby mum is what everyone not american that speaks english outside of america use to refer to mom or mother

OH! My favorite is Matthew in Dazed and Confused. "That what I like about high school girls......I get older, they say the same age"
FUCKING CLASSIC and love how he does lil arm thing when he says it. I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!

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oh ya from the predator? - "ur one ugly motha fuka" hahahahhahah

What a shit list. Why was snakes on a planr in there like 3 times? Pfft. And no terminator quotes?

Seems like whoever made that has only seen adam sandler and samual L jackson movies.

I enjoyed the short clip of Vanilla ice doing the ninja rock from the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles 2: Secret of the ooze

"I Aint Got Time To Bleed..."

oops error in my first post.... i said "they say the same...." what i meant..."they STAY the same..." duh at myself

What about...."I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Ugh! I hate Adam Sandler.

Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A DAMN!

"passport ? i dont need no stinking passport"

Sly and Sam Jackson FTW , no doubts

This one is for the Wrestling Fans... (Dead Give Away)

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass; and I am all out of bubble gum"

"Mamma don't like tattle-tales"

"Live's a Bitch and she is back in Heat"

"White lines in the center of the road; is the Worst place to Drive"

If that opening comment was not enough of a give-away... Here is a link from the good man (people?) at Gorilla Mask...

http://www.yesbutnobutyes .com/archives/200...ur_ve g_126.html

(The old-school WWF fans will love it...)

Gildorg,the bubble gum liner is from Duke Nukem,mister classic oneliner

@Necramonium - Sorry Sir... I am running on no sleep for about 24+ hours... You are making me give away the answer for those few who would not recognize the movie...

"They Live"...

@ Necramonium: in case you don't know and i'm sure you don't Duke Nukem 3D used lines from movies and other games.


@Gildorg: that link has great movies lolol but it misses some cool Ultimate Warrior ones and some w/ Jake the snake Roberts wasted.

Ah... Alpha... you are relatively new to me... So perhaps you missed my Uber link... I cannot guarantee that it will satisfy you needs! But it is still very cool for old school wrestling fans...

http://www.uber.com/wwf

(Forgive me my NT friends is this is old school to you...)

Cheers!

I duno, I personally think they missed a lot of movies. Whoever made this was on an Adam Sandler and Samuel L Jackson kick (with a few exceptions)..

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in".

The fact that this video is abundant of any line from The Godfather Trilogy is quite disappointing.

Still gotta love the one from A Night At THE rOXBURY.

"EMILIOOOO!!!!!" ;

Movie History? That was nothing but a compilation of Samuel L Jackson one liners. brilliant.

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An assclown with a fetish for Sammy J. and Happy Gilmore.

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I never saw Snakes on a Plane.. and I don't think I ever will. The 2 quotes in this movie pretty much sum up the movie for me.

What's up with Sir D? Hey, um, buddy, I totally recant my vote for you to stay. Practically overnight, you became a real fuckhole...

You're better than everyone else here? HA! What a fuckin moron! GTFO!

Hey Gilly ol Boy!!! - I thought of another one!

"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

S t e l l a ......................... .............
I could have been a contender
Shaken not stirred
Love is never having to say your sorry
WOLVERINES
Good night Johnboy

iz not a tumah

now open your eyes... and imagine she's white.

@ned - Good Ones, Buddy!

Cheers!

I'm drawing a blank Mr. Gildorg

"This is my Boomstick" ??

Evil Dead 3, Brother...

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=SYJsXAtSoNc

You gotta watch this clip... My roommate met Bruce Campbell a few years back at a local coffee shop... Apparently he lives in this part of this (somewhat) crappy state...

He also did all of the voiceover work for "Tachyon" A space-flight sim game.

Cheers!

3 Sandlot references and no reference to Dumb and Dumber?

@Toxicity - "Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world ever?"

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=YKAyhLtiKEA

That one was for you bud...

Cheers!

Even tho Sam Jackson is allober that vid , i think it misses his BEST LINE EVER ,

"Hmmmmm THAT's a tasty burger HHHHHHHHmmmPPHHHHMMMMMMMM ! "

gildorg+rowdy roddy piper, they live, new line cinema, 1984?
christ i am such a mark!!

only one person brought up the godfather, GC.
"this is businees and this boy is taking it very personal"

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@BlueOctober - Hat Tip...

Cheers!

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

"Ya Fuckin Homos"lol


"Big as a house"

"I desperately want to make love to a school boy"

"We can't stop here. THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!....I wont tell the poor bastard, he'll see the bats soon enough!"

"Heeeeyy yooooouuu guuuuuyyys!"


thats enough for now, I'll probably be back for more.

It's obvious to everyone now that this compilation was from some guy's private stash.

To assemble even a half-way complete set of one-liner classics would take a lot of money.

No one mentioned Clint Eastwood's many great lines.

And my heroes Kubrick, Welles, and Hitchcock--not one mention?

"Go ahead--make my day."
"Rosebud."

Kubrick stuff:
"What's the use?" (last line in The Killing).
""Your men die very well, Lieutenant." (General Moreau to Col. Dax in "Paths of Glory."
"I am Spartacus."
""Do you want to play a little game?" Susan Lyon, Lolita.
"You can't fight in here! This is the war room!" (Dr. Strangelove).
2001--Nearly every other line from the HAL 9000 computer.
"You're feeling bad becomes you're getting better." (A Clockwork Orange.)
"I have not received satisfaction." (Lord Bullingdon after Barry spares his life at a duel--and just before he shoots him for the favor.) Barry Lyndon.
"Here's Johnny!" (The Shining.) Many more.
Nearly every line of the drill sergeant's in Full Metal Jacket.
"Remove your clothes. Or perhaps you would prefer that we remove them for you." Red Cloak in Eyes Wide Shut.

For starters.

It seems more like "The greatest one-liners in, whoever made this damn thing's, DVD collection".

worst movie quote sellection ever

how many times apeared samuel L jackson?

your my boy blue

WAT THE FUCK DID ROCKY SAY

well well well little alex
screwwwww youuuuuuu
i had to let him go
i hate fuckin' pikeys
you knoe, just funny lookin
i will tear off your head and shit down your neck
carpe dez nuts, i cant wait to quit this job

Ninja Rap, classic!

erm. "i'll be back"? you included every cheesey arnie movie except the only awesome one. pulp fiction, i saw no "wich one's yours?", "it's the one that says bad ass mutha fucker". and where the fuck was fear and loathing in las vegas?, "wait!, you can't stop here... this is bat country!". as much as i'd like to list all day i'm going to resist.

best one liners for gay ass movies

Maybe a couple, but definitely not the best one-liners. "Fuck! Ass!" wasn't in there once.
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I would bet money on it that some gay-ass Blockbuster employee put this together.
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http://youtube.com/watch? v=uiAGy90hQxA
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GET SOME

OOOOOOOOOOOO sh!t i pooped a little. you gota be given me heads up to "these motherfuken sharks in this mother fukin ocean"