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strippers in my neck of the woods have a strict no touching rule...that boy with the girl in the black thong on his lap would get his ass beat by a 6'5 350lb black guy named 'tiny' over here for stroking her skin...

wait. am i in trouble for watching this and having girly parts?

Aaaah, the sweet memories...

ehem, i mean, that's horrible for the groom to do that!!

@tattletale, mmm, girly parts...

just parts? so your sex change isnt complete yet?

my girlfriend can't watch this...

LoL@gil69

And rofl@ the dog *disguises*, mosaics, whatever.

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Well, what a surprise. I'd never have guessed things like that would ever happen at such a gathering.

@ Manical, who's sex change? Tattletale? She's ALL woman bro. Trust me.

@ Tattle, *wink, wink*

haha...yeah i was born like this! hooray for me!

aw thanks for 'defending my honor' gil!!! *bats eyelashes*

muuuuuuuah!

I hate men.



Fuck that shit.

aw sarieuh dont say that

i love men

i/you just hope i/you use wise enough judgement to marry a guy who, although may like nude girls grinding on him,

respects me/you enough to not do that at his bachelor party, right before our/your wedding.


lucky for me my boyf is too busy to go regardless of whether or not he wants to

maybe i am wrong but:

but i think if girls gave their guys raunchy lapdances they wouldnt go to the club for them, i mean theyd save money and get to bang the girl after!!!

hmmm now i knw.. thanks for the info!

@saireuh: So you all hate men and women? What the hell are you some fat old prude or something?

zinny, uhhhh, I'd watch my step there, big guy, she's actually Scott's real-lfe girlfriend........

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@ tattletale


Don't get me wrong here. The thing is , lots of guys have girlfriends who don't have the capability of dancing/grinding like that.Also, most girlfriends can't really compete with the hot bods strippers have, and that's why guys go.

I ,personally, just ended a 6 year old relationship recently. And fortunately for me, she was as hot as they come, so I never needed something "extra". And it was just last week that I for the first time in my life stepped a foot in a stripclub. Gotta say, I was pretty impressed, but it's way too expensive and you get to leave like a goat with a circus tent in your pants. So I wouldn't really recommend it.

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"I, personally, just ended a 6 year old relationship..."

Hmmm, what are you doing with a 6 year old anyway, 4thseal?

Good lord I crack myself up...

@ Gil69


Hey man, I've got to start somewhere.


"You've got to PLANT the beans, to GET the coffee"

@ 4th, too funny

Ummm, I hope you all realize 4thseal and I are just kidding around. No hate mail please...

I don't know about this. I have to say i'd be a bit jealous if my man had a bachelor party like this.....and trust me, I can put it down pretty damn good, but still, it's the fact that he has to go to another girl to get a lap dance just cuz it's his last moment of "freedom"....PU H-LEASE give me a fucking break!

I must be one of those wierd women, i go to the strip clubs with my hubby and enjoy seeing him have fun and he enjoys seeing me have fun with the ladys there then we go home and enjoy each other all the more thinking about the lady that gave us the lap dance. so this vid did not piss me off one bit.

@Scott- o/n/l/y 1/6 %/?/
/i/ w/a/s s/h/o/o/t/i/n/g f/o/r 2/5/

nah. sorry. it was dizzying....but in psych they teach you to use i and we statements to make sure people know you're on their side!!


@4thseal- hottness has little to do with anything unless you are emotionally and intellectually fulfilled...

but my BF is the same as you were w your girl....hes got me, and even though i aint the hottest, according to him i am, so why bother

he calls lap dances "c*ck tortures"

Lets face it though. ANY normal hetrosexual guy would love to be there. It's our instinct. It's the way we're built.

Guys that don't go out of respect to their other halves does happen, but they'd still want to go.

@ wolfheart--- ain't nothing wrong with it....just some females aren't comfortable with themselves to do that.

I'm lucky cuz my man don't like any fakeness and don't really give a fuck about strip clubs and porn. so i don't have to worry about that. But, trust me, he loves women....especially this one right here!

@Tattletale

Cock tortures? Hilar. LOL.

it's just harmless fun. whats the problem. as long as there is no sex and your man or woman, if be the case, comes home to you, who cares

well i am comfortable with myself but its also trusting my man enough to know that he is not gonna try anything with those girls he just likes to look at women but so do i. i have told him many time that he can "window shop" all he wants but that he just can't go in the store.

pics Tattletale, pics...

Hey... As a fellow who spent most of his early twenties in nudie bars was almost married to one and having thrown and attended many bachelor parties...

What happens behind those doors stays behind those doors... Very appropriate. I have my share of "fun" with ladies at both types of functions.

Hell, I am not sure where I was going with that after I started thinking about it... (Ahh.. Memories...)

You never really grow out of it, you just eventually find someone special enough to build a life together with... Until then... STRIPPER ON!!!

@ wolfheart--- I like that "window shop but can't go in the store" GOOD ONE! imma have to use that. That's the thing too, u gotta have that trust there or u won't make it anywhere in a relationship. Kudos to you! Lucky man you have!

I have heard that window shop comment before...
The standard one I hear most these days is:

"You can look at the menu, but you just can't order anything".

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^^^ c'mon scott....u gotta have something better than that

Hey, while i'm "talking" to ya....have u seen the video of eddie griffith (or is it griffin?) wrecking his 1.5 million dollar ferrari on a course track? u should post it.

@saireuh- yeah hes silly like that, he'd better be or we don't eat

@gil-you show me yours.....

@Scott
Or how about if you spank that ass you're not getting any from me anymore! *THREAT THREAT THREAT*

^^

hahaha, ouch webmaster!

..... Good Lord.

Gadzooks!!!

Sadly most bachelor parties aren't like that.

scott is like god here.

i said like.

ive neverbeen to any of these events but ican say i enjoy the videos.

These hoes and stupid tricks

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@scott/god how about salad fingers 1-7 by david firth?

hos are very nice. i'll pretend i'm getting married and have one of these for th e hell of it. i'd rather throw my friends a divorce party.

yea instead of linking to liveswitch or whatever the hell it is, link to a movie, and we can all rate it and make fun of the bullshit and save a few folks money on dvds n chit. http://www.tv-links.co.uk try that one.

@ jumperman... salad fingers is great. It's so messed up. Weebls-stuff is awesome, it has all of those!

I would have been at the hospital when my woman had our baby but her husband was there. I got my ex to go with me the next day. Who is this big dog Scott fucker that everybody keeps sucking up to. Seems to have weird girlfriends.

Singular: girlfriend. And yes I am pretty weird. But Scott is the big dog who owns/runs the site.

And we're not sucking up. We just adore him....

Lol.

how can those girls do that to themselves......those guyz were dog-ugly man.

If I knew that my fiance had a party with ho's like that and he let them sit/grind on him on the night before we were to be married.... He'd be my ex-fiance. A guy that does that has no respect for his fiancee. Hmmph!

@ Ned.... You've been posting here how long and you don't know who Scott is? Put down the whiskey once in a while, hon.

@ Sphinx....Those girls are prostitutes. They don't care if you look like George Clooney or Marty Feldman. It's all about $$$. No self-respect.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

@ 4th seal

"Just let your soul glo!!!" I love that movie!

That clip was boring.....

Aaah… reminds me of a guy that phoned into a local radio station on a Friday night and the told the DJ he had a problem so the DJ asks him what it is and he tells him ‘Well I don’t know if I should go out to a strip club and stare at something I can’t screw or stay at home and screw something I can’t look at!”

@ Cov.... Ever occur to you that a guy who would say that is butt-ugly himself? His wife could be thinking the same thing.

Viagra was originally created for high blood pressure. But who uses it the most? Limp-dick husbands who couldn't get it up for Pam Anderson, (another ho) and their Desperate Housewife has already been doing the lawn-boy for months! Heheheh!

I did... as all my female friends have pointed it out whenever someone mentions that line

*dog ugly* tries again for ..........well mybe slam?

Drunk women stroke and suck stripper cock at bachelorette parties all the time. We guys are lucky if we can grab ass and suck a titty.

Humannn.... Excuse me? Perhaps you should get to know a better class of women.

Thought you went beddy byes

humannn, just wondering.......how do you know.......you got a stripper career we don't know about..huh? huh?

or...umm.....have you........oh don't worry.

yeah humann....fess up

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CFNM videos told me so. Here's but one example: http://cheaters.uncovered .com/

There's a chance it could be fake, but I'm about 80% convinced it's real, and I have a pretty fine tuned bullshit detector.

in defense to humannn, check this out, http://vidmax.com/index.p hp/videos/view/2725. If your fiance' ever tells you, huney you could go go to strip club and i'll go to a male strip club, just remember this video and don't ever take accept that offer. You touch a girl in a strip club, you'll get thrown out, but a male stripper can do anything to a girl. don't believe me watch the video above.

humann, that is a porn site.
http://www.uncovered.com/
British porn site, pretty good actually.

STRIPPERS! FUCK YEAH!

I wonder if females do this. have some dude rubbing dick all over their faces before they get married???????????