And here I thought "Way Weird".com had sick shit.

well here i can think of a lot of racist things to say but i wont

One guy to another...
"Dude, I have the hottest chick in the village, her back looks like someone went at it with a cheesegrater"
"Ya I dated her in highschool"
"really?"
"Ya man, you should see my wife, she has no arms or legs"
"OH, so you met my sister huh?"
Explination, the girls get whipped for their brothers, I wonder which one has the bigger dick and which one needs a trophy wife?

Ok I think I was up 24hours straight when I wrote this. And if I wasnt, I am a fucking retard. I will now go and punch myself in the face. Sorry, no vid for ya to see.

Crazy ho's!

Twigs are one thing. I wonder how they would react when you would crack a bullwhip on their backs.

im moving there