Comments - Angry Elephants Attack Three People on a Boat
category: Shocking | views: 45752 | posted on: 04/10/2007
I like the natural progression of "wow, what an amazing sight" to "holy shit, get me the fuck out of here." Apparently two were wounded and one was killed in this attack, but it's the Internet, so who knows?
cucarachito [ban] | Apr 10 07 : 7:06am
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poor elephant was just confused
"ummm, thet told me to ask for a guy named noah, shit, that aint much of an ark. it's staring to get kinda cloudy ...ok, mrs noah ...make room for me...etc etc"
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redneckwhitey [ban] | Apr 10 07 : 8:10am
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Elephants are normally gentle by nature but when...aw fuckit, his boyfriend must be very proud.
DrStrangebrains [ban] | Apr 10 07 : 9:38am
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A mother anything will fuck you up if you get that close to their offspring.
Those people should be glad that those weren't hippos. There would have been no survivors at all if they were.
the_green_cat [ban] | Apr 10 07 : 6:48pm
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That didn't even necessarily have to be the mother. There is one matriarch and the rest are sisters or aunts and they ALL take care of the babies. And ZEEKY's right... the ears out like that are a sign of defensiveness and you could even hear her making grunt sounds. They can haul ass, too.
Too bad those people were hurt/killed but that was just ridiculously stupid. I'll second jpq's nomination for a Darwin. ![]()
the_green_cat [ban] | Apr 10 07 : 8:06pm
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^^^ LOL!! SURE you would.
BTW... I'm drinking a very nice glass of Australian Shiraz Merlot. JJ McWilliams 2005. You Aussies really know how to make a good vino, mate. ![]()
the_green_cat [ban] | Apr 10 07 : 8:20pm
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^^^ It's out of Chullora NSW. Chilean wines are excellent, too.
the_green_cat [ban] | Apr 10 07 : 8:36pm
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^^^ Hey Toxicity... How are you, hon? I'll bet if we googled "elephants attack tourists" or something like that, we might find it. They sounded American or Canadian.
the_green_cat [ban] | Apr 10 07 : 9:13pm
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^^^ I remember hearing a story long ago where this family was driving through The Rockies and pulled over because there were some bears at the roadside and people were feeding them so they could get good pictures. Well, apparently, one of the genius parents decided that they would get a good pic if they used jam to lure one of the bears.
So, they smeared the jam on their 6 year old daughter's hand and had her stick her hand out of the window. I guess they thought ol' Yogi Bear would just lick it off and they'd get an, oh so cute photo. Of course, the bear bit the poor kid's hand right off.
People are so stupid when it comes to wild animals.
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Wow, who was their guide? Because he's a fucking idiot. First, he got way way way too close to them, and second, those were obvious threat displays which he completely ignored. I hope he was the one that died and the other two tourists made it out of there with their lives.
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why do idiots always have to be 2 feet away from wild animals? anyone know. ever heard of a telephoto lens or binoculars you jackass bastards. the sad part is the animals always end up paying for the stupid human actions. i thinks its called survival of the most incompetent or something like that.
Lady_Knockout [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:49pm
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No kidding.. You could obviously tell the elephants didn't like them being there - I knew something bad was going to happen when they started to get out and they put their ears forward. When the first elephant did that I would have already started rowing my little boat away.
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all those years of ivory collectin, what did they expect? what, think "not all humans are like that, see? these guys are peaceful!".
yea, right. us as humans cant even bring ourselves to think that way. a few mid easterners pull off 9./11 and now we all think them "towel heads" and "sand niggers" are violent assholes.
Lady_Knockout [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 8:05pm
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Female elephants have tusks as well, and male elephants that age aren't seen with females. By the time a male reaches a certain age they are kicked from the female group out on their own. This group of elephants were all female, unless the little one was male.
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We don't have elephants here, but I think maybe I'll drive out into the bush and see if I can find a grizzly bear.
I'm sure it wouldn't mind if I jump on its back and ride it around for a while. Maybe it can protect me from other things like cougars?
Sweet. My own pet attack bear that I can ride. It's totally going to work out just fine.
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MegaSpliff [ban] | Apr 10 07 : 4:17am
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Well people will do these dumbass things knowing full well what could happen so stiff shit you knobs