Finnish him

Flawless victory

@Scott, now you did it, tons of the feminazi's are gonna bitch you out now.

I could have owned him with a spatula.

Batman returns! (not quite the way he envisioned it though )

His name is Homer

^^LoL!

Damn she completely missed the pumpkin but she nailed his ass...HAHA

Why was he standing directly in front of the pumpkin anyway? He deserves a kick in the nuts for good measure.

She should have bunted.

ouch!!

STRIKE ONE !!!!!!

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the cheek seeking missile , warfare technology rocks

That's a lol

that's why people shouldn't play gay ass little game huh? stupid asses

Ouch haha!

I'm guessing about 2 weeks of I'm so sorry sympathy sex and I'll go get you a beer dear. Hopefully he knows when the sympathy runs out or she may do it again......on accidently purpose.

that was ace @ drunkfaque haha that was funny mate lol

i can somewhat relate, was trying to teach some Scottish kid how to play baseball and the asspipe let go of the bat and i got it across my shins.
could barely walk for 2 days.

He should count himself lucky that he didn't get it square in the spuds.

I just want some attention! I have just listened to Dragula by Rob Zombie and am very ashamed to love this kind of music... I have now increased my music list with rock and metal stuff. *sssiggghh*

Well Melrose unfortunately for you people on this message board don't consider it music. It has to have a banjo (country) or a computer (rap/hiphop/etc) for it to be considered music.

melrose.. wtf are you talking about go get a girlfriend

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lol,pwned by a bat handle,she just needed to say the word 'blowjob' and he was ok

"ouch ouch! im in pain! the pain is spreading! its going to my penis! help doris! it hurts! suck out the pain! hurry! help! the pain! suck it out doris! you caused it! you cure it! ouch..."

dats wat they get...clean up the streets biotch...

Pwned!!!

@ Scott... sorry to hear that the hardest thing that your girlfriend ever held was a spatula. Poor you.

at 21 second mard the guy sound like a complete deush

First wife threw a hammer at my head, she did it on purpose though, I ducked. The door wasn't so lucky.


I can't believe I got censored again, OK I can, sorry zeek, it was in very bad taste, I think I'm related to Baldwin. It's just that I know you are a stand up person and I was dissappointed at your post.

@This is why the hardest object a woman should hold is a spatula. And no, that wasn't a cut on women. It was a cut on spatulas.

Q. why did the woman cross the road?... give up?

A. it doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen?

@the vid... everytime i hear the second guys reaction after learning what happend i just about crap my pants laughing i'm not sure why because the guy is an idiot, but it's so fricking funny to me i can't help but laugh

why couldent helen keller drive?

cuz she was a woman

@rusty77--- i think it was because she was blind

how do make helen keller angry?

rearrange the furniture when she's not home

or leave the plunger in the toilet

Can just hear the merry melodies theme playing on this film!!!
Beep...beep Ritchie! Tak! Bool!

OH MY GAWD!!!!! LOL dickheads

He wasn't hurt because she hit him in the most safe place, his fucking hollow head, YO!!!!!!!!!!

that sucks for that 1 dude

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maybe he got some pussy for it, it still wouldn't of been worth it

Women are fucking stupid. Learn to hold onto the bat you fucking twat. God, if this was MY wife, I'd give her a full on swing to her left hand placed on the hood of a car.