"im not even looking at it!!" that was great

The injuries he sustained to his face were horrific
sorry...he didnt sustain injuries to his face
are you sure ? you mean he always looked like this~oh ugly parents i bet

I have to admit, he did look like he had maxillary displacement. But the interview only referred to his legs...
As you said, ugly parents.

Nasty.. Why the hell did he let go of the bike though? He almost had it!

LMAO AT THE BIG TOSSER ITS ALL HIS OWN FAULT!!

sucks being him

Ouch!