Comments - You May Never Speed Again After Seeing This
category: Cool | views: 99211 | posted on: 05/03/2007
I'm still debating whether I want to laugh, cry or stop speeding. So I think I'll go play Guitar Hero.
bankyconan [ban] | May 3 07 : 4:25am
@ Phatberry....LOL not quite 
Wow i think i'll just walk home. It's only 46 miles from work 
702 702 702 [ban] | May 3 07 : 4:28am
also if that was me driving i would have ran over the dog... my mom told me not to risk my life over chinese food 
shite_for_shore_eyes [ban] | May 3 07 : 5:01am
Yeah, when I heard that was going to show on TV here I raced home to catch it. Got the speeding fines to prove.
702 702 702 [ban] | May 3 07 : 5:11am
@dunnoyes LOL i always feel like chinese food is out to get me
702 702 702 [ban] | May 3 07 : 5:25am
is it just me or does this look like a porno?? at the point of the crash is when the action started and the old man at :19 sec mark looked like he seen that girl get boned up the ass or something....
MelroseMan [ban] | May 3 07 : 5:33am
haha i doubt the guy would died so fast... maybe some suffering in agony for a few more seconds.
702 702 702 [ban] | May 3 07 : 5:36am
@john.... just cuz u can't handle the speed dont mean u gotta hate us
Raziel_1862 [ban] | May 3 07 : 6:35am
That advert is definitely turning some heads here in Ireland. Not surprising, for such a small country the number of deaths on our roads is a fucking disgrace. Stupid tanked up boy racer cunts.
cucarachito [ban] | May 3 07 : 7:22am
one thing i hate more than speeders ? ..."first " posters! whats worse than "first" posters? ..."first" posters THAT ARENT FIRST!! LOL LOL LOL @ phatberry! HAHAHA ....he rightously wrote " FIRST MOTHERFUCKER!!! HAHAHA ..."
sugestion to phatberry : go tackle a mormon, son ... then come back ang write "first" when youre actually FIRST!! *still laughing*
G-Willickers [ban] | May 3 07 : 7:31am
Sorry, i really dont mean to burst you're bubble's for the "lol"ers... but lets see down the line if that happens to someone you care fun, if you 'lol' at that!
Just when I thought the word first meant this:
first /fɜrst/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[furst] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. being before all others with respect to time, order, rank, importance, etc., used as the ordinal number of one
I now find out it means this:
Down syndrome (doun) Pronunciation Key
n. A congenital disorder, caused by the presence of an extra 21st chromosome, in which the affected person has mild to moderate mental retardation, short stature, and a flattened facial profile. Also called trisomy 21.
It sure is an ever changing world we live in!
SKETCHY023 [ban] | May 3 07 : 8:27am
video doesnt change my mind about speeding, i love driving fast....on the track ofcourse, i drive a 2004 ford mustang cobra i dont have a choice
Alien Autopsy [ban] | May 3 07 : 9:07am
Reminds me of the old "Blood on the Pavement" movies they used to show in driving class in High School. Only with not as much scratches and a better soundtrack! You remember them....bad 70 's music, even worse 70's clothes and hair....and they always ended with a shattered winshield and blood all over the hood of a Gremlin....LOL!!
GreasyBeest [ban] | May 3 07 : 9:59am
What's the difference between a Mustang and a porcupine? The pricks are on the outside with the porcupine.
Haha...joking, but I have a 99 GT and hate every inch of it, crappy cars. Speeding is overrated.
FACE_IT_BUSTER [ban] | May 3 07 : 12:20pm
ok but there is those lame asses who are just stupid at speeding. its one thing when your not affecting anyone but when your making them slam there brakes then thats an accident awaiting to happen. and i drive a scooter NOT. kill your selves for all i care.
the_green_cat [ban] | May 3 07 : 2:48pm
Very well done advert but I wonder if it really makes a difference.
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dropped pie face [ban] | May 3 07 : 4:18pm
fuckoff that chick was quite hot so this couldnt of been from ireland.
zebedee147 [ban] | May 3 07 : 5:02pm
go on the irish.. that isan irish tv commercial, tell you what americans, thank fuck they tax your roads, or you would be doing doughnuts in a wheatfield... fucking bomb hugging muppets
First !!!
The girl saw the car coming, she could have bear hugged him over the wall since we are making up stories. I don't know what country this is from but they make strong rock fences. Was that a collie? nice dog. You can go blind if you wag your dog, proven fact. People that smoke marijane go insane, jump out of high buildings and kill there parents. If you listen to loud music you will go deaf, what did you say. I used to have a 1st edition of "On the trail of Marijuana? " by Anslinger. I gave it to a friend many years ago. If you run with sissors? I think MADD has ruined more lives than it has saved. I think we have way to much time on our hands. I think President Ned has a nice ring to it.
I think the moral of the story was supposed to be: "Don't drive over the speed limit in the UK when there are people screwing in public on rock walls." Or something like that.
You know they would never show a commercial like this in the U.S. today. (Too bad). But you also know that if they did, they would do the special effects better. (Yeah, that car roll was not quite right.)
Hahaha, My god... That ruled. How Sam Peckinpah.
You just know the head case in the wheelchair is going to go batshiat goth, buy every switchblade symphony album, and ruin every man she comes across from that point on. Kind of girl who farks like a dump truck. Eight seconds in and you're waiting for a buzzer and looking for the clowns so you can get out of there without catching a hoof to the head.
Meat_Puppet [ban] | Sep 29 07 : 6:56pm
oh my....i guess i should stop speeding....or speed all the time so i get better at it....hmmm..maby ill throw some booze in the mix to spice up the odds...
Teh FranKness! [ban] | Jan 7 08 : 4:32am
AAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
haha...ahh...
*sniff* that was cute
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AussiePride [ban] | May 3 07 : 4:21am
Wow, that would make a good movie........