This had to have happened in Las Vegas...(I could be wrong)

i would have needed a beer and blunt after killin that person

Shit like that, I dwell on how unexpected it is, and how powerless one can be from doing anything to stop it. Squish or no, not a single fecker there had controll. :)

ANGRY SOCCER MOM, RUN!!

Even female taxi drivers are still female

wouldnt it have been some shit though if after checking thier pants they were full of seven pounds of fresh rat turds?

Too many minivans.