ANGRY SOCCER MOM, RUN!!

Even female taxi drivers are still female

wouldnt it have been some shit though if after checking thier pants they were full of seven pounds of fresh rat turds?

Too many minivans.

this is like a final destination moment.... but seriously thats realy scary. i bet they woke up the next morning in a better mood and there breakfast tasted all the sweeter. stuff like that realy makes you appricate your life

now that was close

They shitted their pants so hard that the shit filled the front of their underwear!