Comments - How Not to Get Your Bag of Chips From a Vending Machine

category: Funny | views: 46246 | posted on: 05/09/2007

If you own a vending machine and recently noticed it was in a rather unprofitable condition, you might want to check this out.

redneckwhitey [ban] | May 9 07 : 4:03am

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Smashing.

deleted user [ban] | May 9 07 : 4:15am

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dropped pie face [ban] | May 9 07 : 4:31am

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but did he get his chips

tylerman [ban] | May 9 07 : 4:31am

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Why did it have to stop, i wanted to see that moron slice his hands open on some glass, then still eat his chips.

bankyconan [ban] | May 9 07 : 4:36am

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Hope those chips were worth a couple hundred bucks. He should of least taken an 100 Grand bar to cover his expenses. icon_lol.gif

rossi [ban] | May 9 07 : 5:12am

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@PsychoticManiac -Exactly what i was gonna say.Some dumb shit's are so damn stupid! Next time find one of those cheap plastic versions i find it works on them much better icon_lol.gif

ninja [ban] | May 9 07 : 5:24am

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People like this are ruining the vending industry. Just pay the 75 cents people.

the_green_cat [ban] | May 9 07 : 5:41am

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What a complete idiot. Let's see.... probably a trip to the hospital for a few stitches in his ankles, at least $1000 to replace the glass and fix whatever was damaged inside the machine, a vandalism charge, possible lawsuit by the owner of the machine, probable school suspension, maybe an ass-whooping from Dad......

All for a 75-cent bag of chips. icon_rolleyes.gif

magoodz [ban] | May 9 07 : 5:41am

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that kid is lucky that the machine didn't fall on him...

Zeronite [ban] | May 9 07 : 5:54am

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Thanks for cutting it off early.

No really.

the_green_cat [ban] | May 9 07 : 6:14am

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@ magoodz.... Vending machines are anchored to the ground these days because of them falling on people who shook them to get their chips.

magoodz [ban] | May 9 07 : 6:35am

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@green cat yeah now a days..i seen in the past a much smaller one fall on someone...funny as hell cuz he was an ass..plus they are like a ton..

ZEEK33 [ban] | May 9 07 : 6:43am

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They should put this little retard inside the machine and make him hand out candy bar's for a week....and staple his mouth shut so he couldnt eat any. icon_beer.gif

swenny [ban] | May 9 07 : 7:18am

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NOOB!

Nuiyz [ban] | May 9 07 : 7:31am

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They must be some damn, DAMN, good chips.

splitu238 [ban] | May 9 07 : 8:11am

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Amen to Kittys first post.

I'll bet (when he landed) he smacked his head to boot. icon_eek.gif

ghat [ban] | May 9 07 : 8:48am

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THAT WAS FUCKIN AWSUM. stuff that shit in your pockets and go trade some for a bag o weed. fuck! i miss the good ol days

freequent [ban] | May 9 07 : 9:18am

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MY HOMIE AND I TRIED FOR YEARS BREAKIN THE FRONT OF A VENDOR MACHINE, EVEN THRU CHAIRS AND ALL, AND SHIT NEVER BROKE THATS WHY IM LUVIN THIS CLIP
FUNNY SHIT

thebeautiful1 [ban] | May 9 07 : 9:49am

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OH NO. icon_eek.gif

freequent [ban] | May 9 07 : 10:23am

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i want to see he aftermath

Raziel_1862 [ban] | May 9 07 : 10:29am

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Gary Linekar would be proud of this guy.

gunsboy [ban] | May 9 07 : 11:51am

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Well, I guess he got all the chips now ..

DeAdWeiGhT [ban] | May 9 07 : 1:20pm

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judo kick icon_exclaim.gif

deleted user [ban] | May 9 07 : 1:23pm

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THE TOXIC KING A.K.A. SNOWY [ban] | May 9 07 : 1:56pm

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EMPTY IT QUICK icon_razz.gif icon_razz.gif

ChimpyChompy [ban] | May 9 07 : 2:51pm

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@Raziel_1862 lol icon_cheesygrin.gif

The Goblin [ban] | May 9 07 : 4:47pm

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Wish I could have seen the immanent panic of ‘Dude I cut my arms up!’ icon_twisted.gif

DaMaori [ban] | May 9 07 : 4:48pm

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Hey. never get in the way of a man and his chips... icon_lol.gif

splitu238 [ban] | May 9 07 : 8:22pm

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pates: She didn't get with you because your a Douchebag... Get over it. icon_rolleyes.gif

izzy [ban] | May 9 07 : 8:32pm

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@pates--- nobody gives a crap

what a douchebag.. that's the second vid i'v seen of someone doing that in the last couple of days

TreeArge [ban] | May 10 07 : 1:51am

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This is how you use the vending machines in Canada eh?

Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | May 10 07 : 2:04pm

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Really wanted to see him cut his wrists on that glass upon landing. icon_sad.gif

Acdc671 [ban] | May 28 07 : 8:03pm

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...he could have just put some more money in and 2 bags would have vended out, what a fuckin dumbass icon_rolleyes.gif

Black_Dog [ban] | Sep 1 07 : 4:34pm

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH A!!!! XD XD XD XD
OMG i cant believe that happened!!! XD What a jackass!!! XD

xretrox [ban] | Oct 11 07 : 9:19pm

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i thought those didn't break..... icon_cheesygrin.gif CHIPS WILL BE MINE!! lots of chips.

Sharkomatic35 [ban] | Nov 17 07 : 6:28pm

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what heppened 2 the landing = (

machinedave [ban] | Jan 22 08 : 7:04am

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damnit i wanted to see him cut the shit outta his hands..

Killerdude [ban] | Jan 26 08 : 4:49am

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Vandalizm at it's finest icon_rolleyes.gif

MetalPSI [ban] | Feb 1 08 : 3:08pm

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Well now he has his chips. And whatever else he wants. lol vending machines are stupid. quit being lazy, goto the store, or go without. It will be nice to have them when the world ends though. Can forage for days, roaming and hunting the elusive vending machine....

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 7 08 : 8:00am

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his hands are fucked when he lands

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 9 08 : 5:33am

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that landing had to hurt. I thought they usually had plexi glass in those machines.

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 11:08am

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reminds me of the good old days icon_beer.gif

ImDead [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 9:30am

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why break the glass when you can simply hack the damn machine for the food an money??

SMKDGGG [ban] | Mar 20 08 : 12:56pm

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well if he was going to break the damn thing he could have just used a chair

HiNE10 [ban] | Apr 27 08 : 11:42pm

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nice flying jump tackle?
and props to the camera man's sound effects
not

GMKOMD [ban] | May 26 08 : 6:45am

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STUDENT WANK HOPE HE FUCKING BLEEDS TO DEATH

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