Rock on, all the turtle vids on this site kick ass

I was hoping for one good bite on the tail

Cats are nothing. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had a rat teach them thier martial arts. And April, man, she was smokin... not bad for a ginger. Maybe it was that yellow jumpsuit she wore? Well, I better go watch youtube and get me some toilet paper.....

That thing just goes and goes! Must be fuelled with Shell.

Turtletastic....I try so hard.

I like turtles

"GET THE FUCK DOWN OFFA' MY OBSTACLE!!
GET THE FUCK DOWN OFFA' MY OBSTACLE!!
I'M GONNA' RIP YOUR BALLS OFF...
SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!!"