Comments - Jordanian Soldiers Arent As Bad Ass as They Appear
category: Funny | views: 40016 | posted on: 05/19/2007
They were all like "Yeah, we will kick ass and shoot you in the face" and then it was not like that at all.
![]()
Jord-WHO!?
Fuck every other country except for America..
Infact....FUCK US TOO!!!
((yes, I know some of "us" are infact not American so the statement "Fuck us too" is infact wrong when considering Nothingtoxic as a whole....but none the less I will imply such despite it not being true just for ease of conversation. Who knows, someday I might not have to write these little side notes specifying this and we all can carry on our normal day knowing a simple non-segrative message was stated...and that message, is fuck everyone equally. Shesh. )) ![]()
nightprowler [ban] | May 19 07 : 7:04am
![]()
Smooth move Exlax. Who'd he think he was Colt Seavers or something, trying to 180 that truck?
sparks_333 [ban] | May 19 07 : 7:12am
![]()
Ah yes, the infamous Jordanian, "Imrollingthefucking technicalover" move.
Pwnd.
Alien Autopsy [ban] | May 19 07 : 9:41am
![]()
@TreeArge...pretty sure he's drivng a cab in NYC....
I thought they were trying out for Ringling Bros. Circus as the new clown car....Mebbe they should get together with the whores with the crane and make a video....they can see how many Jordanians can fit into their cooter while hanging 10 feet off the ground while peeing in a bucket and using a Hyandai to shave their privates....now THAT would be enterttaining!!!
![]()
The thought of Jordan having an army makes me laugh. They are nothing more than a safe house for US, Israeli, and British seceret intelligence. If anyone fucked with Jordan, those three would handle their business. Other than that. It is a beautiful place from the pictures I have seen. I would argue it may be the safest place for an American to go to in the middle east (besides egypt..- but even that place can get a little hairy if you arent with the right poeple..)
von_marion [ban] | May 19 07 : 10:37am
![]()
My best guess would be that they were practicing a maneuver. They did a good job, though it still looks funnny as hell.
Satans Emissary [ban] | May 19 07 : 1:35pm
![]()
The way they organized was pretty cool....but they should shoot the retard driver.
THE TOXIC KING A.K.A. SNOWY [ban] | May 19 07 : 3:37pm
![]()
HEY YALL, I DONT NORMALLY SPAM BUT I WANT TO DRAW ATTENTION FROM YOU PPL OVER THE WATER'S FORM ENGLAND.
CAN YOU HELP FIND A MISSING 4 YEAR OLD GIRL ?? MADELEINE McCANN WAS ABDUCTED.
PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LOOK AT LINK.
MANY THANKS.
http://www.bringmadeleine home.com
![]()
Toxicity: You know..I would have to agree with you. Besides the Gulf Arab nations, Jordan would be the safest followed closely by Egypt. Jordan is not that large population wise. Many of them have american passports. Their king (His Majesty King Abdallah II) really cares about the prosperity of his country. A large part of that prosperity is due to compliance with various U.S. demands.
Did you know the late King Hussein frequently leaked secret convorsational information to both the CIA and MOSSAD? he shared with the late Palestinian leader/icon Yasser Arafat? Not to mention he was on the CIA payroll a one point!!
I guess it would have been better to say that Jordan is (politically) a safe place for Americans despite what some areas may seem to think. But yea, both government and civilians in Gulf nations like Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and U.A.E fucking love us here in America. We are a huge part of their success!
Thanks for pointing it out.
awwhellnogadammit [ban] | Sep 15 07 : 1:49pm
![]()
clearly the soldiers did nothing to help their situation. they are probably more used to taking a ride to some whorehouse, where they defamed allah, and did things to their goats that even the devil would be ashamed of.god bless his sol these men were not made to fight, save for a good beating or two for the wifey,they are more inclined to strap a bunch of explosive material to their greasy bellies and blow it up someplace.
Skydiver666 [ban] | Dec 20 07 : 7:16pm
+1 ![]()
what dumbass tries a reverse 180 with all that weight, especially being that top heavy...more driving skills, less military training...and i assume this was a drill.
![]()
LoL...So that's why they say "That's how we roll".
-
They were good on the dismount....but they left themselves open as targets (The should have taken a knee or gone prone) and apart from the Jeep, they had no cover in close proximity.
-
Not a good situation to leave yourself in if you have been ambushed or outgunned.
-
A few 50 Cal rounds and/or a couple of M-19 Grenade bursts and it's all over red rover.
-
Also a M1-A1 Abrams would just eat that shit up.
-
That's if they were our enemies anyway.
-
![]()
GTA IV MASTER [ban] | Jul 21 09 : 9:17pm
![]()
these r not jordanian ... the jordanian special forces use suburbans & a GMC car i can'r remember right now ... but the important thing is .. that they r not jordanian ...
most popular videos
top comment from yesterday
There are no comments for yesterday

reply | quote
MegaSpliff [ban] | May 19 07 : 4:06am
+1
Now thats funny