Like John Lennon said, "Nobody Loves You When You're Down And Out".

I like the calmness over the whole situation.

Maybe the homeless guy was going for the application, but then decided that it was better to just start swinging at the owner.

Or maybe he's foreign and that's how you apply for a job in Uruguay.

Now That was Funny I bet that guy kept asking him for money I know the feeling. He probably did the South park Episode with the Monster " I need about a three fifty"

Homeless guy had it coming...he swung first.

he just wanted a knuckle sandwich... <- i know that was gay

^@702....Great one! Now, for a limited time at Quizno's....The Knuckle Sandwich, served up fresh. Seriously, this is one of the best videos of the year! Those bums get on my nerves hovering around and asking for money, and just being a fuckin' bother. They're boils on the ass of society, and we should just ship them off to Iraq to be shot at. Or hell, send them to me....I'll shoot them! This Quizno's owner is one cool dude. Great block, punch, knockdown onto table combination. I would have beat him some more.

He got "catered"

That was so beautiful, it felt like a haiku:


"Hobo wanders in,

"Receives a knuckle sandwich,

"Then serenely leaves."

lol@702

He walked out as if to say, "Shit, I'm going down to Subway, they only slap me there."

"He just wanted a knuckle sandwich", good one.

Haha. Nice punch!

Too bad it wasent Jared.

haha @ Zeek, I was thinking similar, thats NO bum! I know Jared is a master of disguse and so does Quiznos, hes not fucking fooling any body!

lol @ nico
yes, the austerity was poetic. Like lovers, no words needed to be spoken.

Hahahaha, I really like the level of sudden action ...

whatever happened to the classy bums. you know, the guys with english accents dressed in beat up tuxedos, with gloves with holes on the ends of the fingertips....oh yeah, that was red skelton...

well, at least he can always go to taco bell. they'll just give him salmonella and a slap....

jojostan, you have the funniest avi in the world.

(braces for jewish backlash)

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what the hell was that? motivation? purpose? why? hmmm... I want to know and never will

At least he can put humble in defeat on this 'application'.. he just upped and left

"Hey....it's cold outside and I heard it was toasty in here...."

*Crack*

"Ow....what'dja hit me fer?"

"Umm....for breaking the table, you homeless bum. Now get out!"

did he just punch out JESUS?

No Cuca, I think that was one of the cavemen from the Geico commercials...

One time when I was a kid some homeless guy asked me for money and I said I didn't have any. Then he came up behind me as I was walking away and grabbed me as if he was gunna kick my ass. I was with a friend who was really big for his age who knocked the bum out with one punch, much like in this vid. I think all bums have a glass jaw or something.

funniest thing of the clip is that the hobo walks calmy inside and when he got knocked down he walked calmy outside like this shit happens every day....

you can clearly see the bum swing first. He prolly left to go get more bum friends and come back.

Don't worry - he won't go hungry.

Apparently Fanatic-777 is 'taking him out'.

MeSoHoRnY said...
"No Cuca, I think that was one of the cavemen from the Geico commercials...

You know I read in a magazine that those Geico cavemen got their own TV sitcom deal in the works.

That will either be pretty funny or a huge flop, I'm not sure which yet though. Guess I'll need to see it.

Best vid ever, because the bum hit first

@ nico ur comments alwatys make me bust a fukin gut man luv it!

o yeah an ur quite the poet.

the only thing missing was for Chris Tucker to hover over him and say to him "you got knocked THE FUCK OUT"

hey..hey.....hey debo you got knock the fuck out.....muhahahahaha..... i love it

I guess this is the new way to say that you are not qualified for the job.

Here I'll save you wanna-be comedians the effort in lameness

"urrr looks like the subs aren't the only thing that's toasted!"

There...ya happy.

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drugged up homeless people aren't fun to deal with, but if you don't believe you can always take a stroll in downtown LA starting once the sun goes down

That was great

Thank you lithus, for getting that out of the way. LOL!

hahahahahahaha!
Take that you Bum!

OWNED

Does anyone know how to post pics in forum using imageshack?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (breathe) HAHAHAHA!!!!!

That was awesome. Fuck that drunk bastard!

Did he say: "Don't come in here again." ?

Godam. Hell Yes.

Good job on not digging a crater tonight fanatic...

Well wouldja look at that, Quizno's is catering!!!

BLITZKRIEGGG!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! BITCHES!!!!

that vile fukking parasite got JUST WHAT HE DESERVED. tHE HOMELESS down here in the south ar vile , and they infest my city all over. Guees what? 99% are that way cause THEY WANT TO BE.
Most like the fact that they dont have to work, etc. This is waithout A DOUBT NOT SAYING THEY ARE ALL THAT WAY.....

BUT: When some homeless parasite asks 100 people for spare change, and 40 of them give him at least a buck in an hour.....


DO THA FUKKING MATH!

Shadow Law : Owner's like you ''bad Rat'' you bad Rat. Go crawl back from the filth you came from. it was jokes cuz it happend soo fast as if nothing ever happend

@blitzkrieg..........AHHH H!!!!.....Where the hell ya been bro...prison??

Is it just me, or does he turn back and spit on the guy before he walks away? Wonder how many sandwiches he's done that to? "You can just wait at the cash register while I put your, *spppppppt*, sandwich here through the oven". (does the period go after the quotation mark, or before...? I always forget.)

HAHA! That bum swung first, definitely had it coming.

ROFLMAO @ Nico the shit you handed out yesterday to Fanatic-777 was the funniest shit I have ever read in the posts...deserves a fucking recall....ha ha props

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You know fanatic...props man...alot of other people would have taken that shit and posted some viscious cheap stuff about peoples mothers in their replies etc...but you kept your shit together and rolled with the fun side of it all...big up

he prob was outside beggin. there is a small portion of the homeless i actually feel bad for, the rest suck. but at least they arent suckin the system dry

Fuck off. If you ever had to live homeless for a year, I bet you would either die of starvation or kill yourself.
Prick.

Looks like someone's gonna get their Quizno's liquidised fom now on.

If he hadn't have swung first that would just be depressing. But he did, so rightly fucking deserved. Stupid prick.

Man that was funny!!

I worked at a Quizno's for a couple of years. Hated how much bread they wasted in a givin day. They make you cut off the ends to every loaf, and that shit adds up to a lot at the end of the day.

@video: I have to deal with bums EVERY DAY. I work in a downtown liquor store and these fuckin people are my royal pain in the ass.
I've never had to lay one out yet (dont want to get arrested for assult) But I've pepper sprayed at least a couple dozen. They usually want to fight when I cut them off from liquor. I've worked downtown for ten years and I still see the same ones.

No wonder they never get a job

thought u had to stand at the counter to order a knuckle sandwich

funny how he walked out as calm as he walked in.

at first i felt bad for the bum then i noticed he threw the first punch, what a retard

what a bummer

Well then!
There it is!

Well like it or not they are still humans and many time they come on in for a coffee and to warm up a little I see then at the Truck-Stops also and every so often I help them out...

lmao, he left in the same manner that he walked in..lol

Nice block, then hook. must have some boxing experience

does that me i get no free nadcos??

im sure he had good reason