"I don't wannna hear his cries of agony. You don't need a foot to ride on a freakin sled, so get the fuck up."

Stick to the funny, the cynicism doesn't work for you.

@SpookiesRoom: it didnt say he died...

Hopefully he didn't have to spend too much time in the emergency room. Because there's no way he could foot the bill for that injury.

wait.........if his foot was just holding on by skin like they said...........how the hell could he wiggle his toes?

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oh jesus christ, walk it off you fuckin puss

well you will go down a hill at 100mph feetfirst