Comments - Freaky Little Zombie Kid is the King of Randomness

category: Funny | views: 43326 | posted on: 06/29/2007

A lot of people are going to think this is stupid, but being borderline retarded myself, I found it extremely funny.

YEH YEH YEH [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 4:09am

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LOL

4thseal [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 4:12am

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WTF did he say?

I saw this yesterday, but couldn't make out what he said.

nico99 [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 4:31am

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What would happen to a TV reporter if you said 'I like turtles' AND threw a bag of leaves over his head?

Would he explode?

nuiyz [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 4:56am

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my cat's breath smells like catfood

Adhesivo [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 4:56am

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I saw this a while back on Gorillamask, and Collegehumor.

"I like Turtles"

CHODA [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 5:10am

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Good Vid... Funny kid. icon_wink.gif

XXcgaXX [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 5:55am

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LOL icon_stoned.gif

mooglepimp [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 6:30am

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Almost sounded like he said \"I like titties\"

rusty77 [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 7:03am

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good kid

i would have laughed if i tried to do that as a kid

btw, the new Firefox has SPELL CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!

spitlord [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 4:45am

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And some of us type WAY TOO FAST and drink WAY TOO MUCH to notice little red squigglies at 1024x768 at a font size of 8pt. And the spell check doesn't recognize the word squigglies. So
FUCK YOU

deleted user [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 7:21am

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strolch [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 7:35am

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mwahaha! funny! cool kid tho

Takilia [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 8:05am

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Sphincter says what?

criszaor001 [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 9:03am

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\"I love turds...\" eh? wtf? and the big question is...what would you do if you had a son like that? icon_exclaim.gif

indian58 [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 9:06am

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you can tell the reporter thought the kid was retarded, she was like \"ok? great...Zombie?\"

deleted user [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 9:33am

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nuiyz [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 11:23am

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I\'m an excellent driver.

cbmuzik [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 11:36am

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roflmao!! \"I like turtles!\"

gunsboy [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 11:50am

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I do not get the joke!!!! icon_eek.gif

onetoomany [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 12:10pm

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see what crack does to children! icon_eek.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 3:10pm

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AnOther_VictiM [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 3:59pm

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holy shit that was funny icon_lol.gif x 100

howsey [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 4:27pm

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fuck it`s ralph wiggum. we shouldn\'t`t give the kid a hard time, at least he knows what he likes..............it just happens to be turtles ?!?

toke&acoffee [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 11:10pm

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FLOL icon_stoned.gif

I seen this in the Forum yesterday icon_stoned.gif

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the_green_cat [ban] | Jun 29 07 : 11:45pm

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A wannabe..... Zombies like brains!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif (Kudos for the weird answer, though.)

Damian91 [ban] | Jun 30 07 : 12:04am

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Way to embarrass the family, little shit.

teddybeardustin [ban] | Jun 30 07 : 12:08am

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Most people don\'t realize this, but, \"I like turtles\", was almost Bush\'s campaign slogan.

Cheney convinced him however, that, \"I like war\", is much better.

No wonder Cheney makes the millions. He can rape you in the eye, and by the day\'s end make you feel that your eye rapage was necessary to secure the free way of life in the USA.

God bless Cheney. You made him, you deal with him.

deleted user [ban] | Jun 30 07 : 12:57am

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Def [ban] | Jun 30 07 : 2:17am

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That kids my hero lol icon_cheesygrin.gif

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Jun 30 07 : 8:03am

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If he were my son, I\'d be rather proud of him, in a bizarre way of course.

DarthGable [ban] | Jun 30 07 : 7:28pm

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Got to love inbred children.

kcpd2050 [ban] | Jul 1 07 : 12:50am

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FUCKING HYSTERICAL icon_cool.gif

Milk, Poo, Lemonade [ban] | Jul 1 07 : 10:55am

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I love WWII films.

This had everything. The beginning was very serene, and quite nice, really. The rugged but verdant Italian countryside, and then the drama of the actual quattroplegiano, and the tragedy of watching him fully recover from being a quattro to pull his chord, only to have his life ruined by landing unexpectedly.

The only things it didn\'t have were female and black role-models. It would have been nice if they could have been eating something at some point, too. All sitting there like a family. That would speak volumes.

Bouut [ban] | Jul 1 07 : 11:48am

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LOL icon_lol.gif

I am Varholy [ban] | Jul 6 07 : 6:29pm

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methinks the child is retarded due to the use of lead face paint used in his "costume"

whatsabolo [ban] | Jul 31 07 : 11:29pm

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The reporter was dumbfounded, didn't know what the hell to respond with. icon_cheesygrin.gif Was that little george bush jr. icon_eek.gif icon_beer.gif

kleadus [ban] | Aug 1 07 : 6:21pm

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I laughed so frekin hard my nuts hurt icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif

Caedes [ban] | Aug 3 07 : 3:48am

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I like turtles?
wtf

LBC1278 [ban] | Aug 4 07 : 9:32pm

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kid needs an exorcism

whiteboy_meh [ban] | Aug 5 07 : 7:17pm

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i get the fucking idea this kids gonna end up president one day .............i lyke tyrdels... retard!

U_AND_WHOSE_ARMY [ban] | Aug 11 07 : 4:02am

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between this little freak-tard and the grape stomping weezer i never have to go a day without laughter ever again.
if only "i like tuddles." was followed by a painful 3 foot drop and in-human moaning. i'd probably never eat or sleep. just watch over and over until i died of starvation.

spitlord [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 4:40am

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Holy fuck. You are absolutely, 100% right.
Now, let's try this "scientifically"...

cpt_Renzo [ban] | Sep 22 07 : 6:00pm

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This kid is a genious

demerit2 [ban] | Oct 7 07 : 4:04am

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omfg....i like tuddles too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MadMat35 [ban] | Oct 28 07 : 8:20pm

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Who the fuck is tuttles!?

LOLapalooza [ban] | Nov 24 07 : 2:17pm

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HAHAHA Oh shit! HAAHAHA!

MICOTHEFREAKO [ban] | Dec 2 07 : 12:53pm

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LOL THE NEWS REPORTER WAS LIKE O..K..

Ispick [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 9:08am

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FUUUUNIIIIIIIIII!!!

Linda_and_Cande [ban] | Jan 9 08 : 12:31pm

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icon_eek.gif wow.....this kid is officially a retard. i found this hilarious! i couldnt stop laughing at it

that_wild_guy [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 3:32pm

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lmao i saw that ona tv show i was crakin up icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

jim bean [ban] | Jan 22 08 : 3:29pm

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i can really relate to this kid i thought i was the only one who liked turttles!

deleted user [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:20pm

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DramaTim [ban] | Feb 18 08 : 8:46am

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That's off da hook LMAO, the reporter almost lost it too icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Erk-n-Jerk [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 12:00am

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this kid is a true man

popeye619 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 10:51am

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The kid is creepy and we will probly see his victums in about 10 years here on N.T....Future serial Killer icon_eek.gif
P.S Keep an eye on that one icon_eek.gif

chadmrw [ban] | Apr 8 08 : 10:18am

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he reminds me of george bush icon_stoned.gif

RecTumBen [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 10:10am

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Man i like this clip...It's such an odd awnser! You can see the reporter feeling a little bit strange right after and then she struggle not to laught probably the cameraman was laughing,,,and the kid well just seems to be happy with it! good for him he made the news without doing anything stupid or without braking anything! nice one!
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Lady_Knockout [ban] | Apr 14 08 : 5:35pm

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WHOA. I'd be scared.

Notorious [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 10:13am

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fuck yeah!

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 27 08 : 11:53am

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we like turtles too johnathan man we like turtles too

that_wild_guy [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 2:36pm

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i own a turtle icon_beer.gif

spitlord [ban] | May 15 08 : 9:47am

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This is hands down the funniest shit on this whole site.

sammuse [ban] | May 15 08 : 4:50pm

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The day after that kid said "I like turtles" his parents sat him down and told him they both wished he was a blow job.

iMasturbate [ban] | May 27 08 : 5:58pm

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what a great answer.

NDCompuGeek [ban] | Jun 9 08 : 9:41pm

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green is pretty

dreadlock [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 5:41pm

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dear i say it........fake?

zilla357 [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 8:57pm

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PANCAKES!!!!!

Foreskin [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 6:56am

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wise answer kid icon_rolleyes.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 5:01am

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The kid has a point... Who DOESN'T like turtles? icon_rolleyes.gif

Komodo [ban] | Jul 29 08 : 4:04pm

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True story icon_beer.gif
Turtles are fucking SWEET.

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 30 08 : 3:02am

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sickpuppy1 [ban] | Aug 8 08 : 5:43pm

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So anyways.....

Real Hustle [ban] | Aug 12 08 : 12:56pm

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icon_cheesygrin.gif i thought he said "braaaaaaaaaainnsssssss.. .arghhhhhh"

salam [ban] | Aug 17 08 : 11:53pm

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he is cute

TicTac [ban] | Sep 12 08 : 9:23am

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" i like turtles "
icon_lol.gif the best answer in the world!!!!!!!

TicTac [ban] | Sep 12 08 : 9:33am

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haha the kid is cute icon_lol.gif

siriusb [ban] | Oct 5 08 : 4:14pm

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i fuck turtles

Kelsey [ban] | Oct 13 08 : 8:29am

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i like turtles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Kelsey [ban] | Oct 23 08 : 6:39am

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i likkkkkkkkkkkkke turtles icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif