Comments - Crazy Dude Fakes a Seizure in a Crowded Mall

category: Funny | views: 43176 | posted on: 07/10/2007

When you mix a fake seizure with an angry butch woman and a threatening body builder, you get a brilliant, yet sort asshole-ish event. I like it.

BloodSeeker [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 4:10am

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That was nice. The people around there were lame though, they're trying to stop all this fun getting on teh almighty internet :(

dickdynamite [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 4:20am

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Are ya sure he was faking it?

chonka [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 4:26am

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That was as convincing as my wife faking her orgasm

Fake I say

ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 4:40am

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A. Why did he zoom in on her fat ass?

B. big lady and bodybuilder.com dude just graduated from the police academy and were practicing the techniques.
1. notice how offended they are of a person filming events in public
2. notice the berating, and threat of physical violence if the camera dude doesn't move and stop filming

criszaor001 [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 4:53am

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I just didn't find it funny. If I discovered it was a joke, I would have shoved the camera AND the mobile up his ass and I would start to call repeatedly 911, so the firemen had to break his butt to extract both items, causin in the process a real fucking seizure, to make sure that moron will never do that dumbfuck shit again. that's my saying. icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 4:54am

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shite [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 5:24am

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Can't think of anything remotely funny about that. Childish.

rainman [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 6:16am

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I wanna know who's gonna clean up the orange smoothie.

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 7:00am

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If you want to blow cock, I am certainly not with you. FIND ANOTHER SITE DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!

yobbo [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 7:56am

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I was embarrassed to watch this clip, i mean why the fuck would you want to fake something like this? just to get a kick? dam retards.

dudwood fudwood [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 8:09am

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That was not funny at all. What was the point? I wonder how many people died due to the fact that an ambulance was taken out of service just to "help" this idiot. He should be fined or sent to jail for pulling such a stupid stunt. NOT funny. Why is this even on here? Did anyone find this funny? If so, please explain why your dumb enough to laugh at a dickhead spazing out on the floor, wasting peoples time and possibly scaring the shit out of nearby kids etc. I hope after this he DID have a seizure and everyone just kicked him in the head for "crying wolf". icon_evil.gif

LOL@Sushi69

CuteSomedays [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 8:13am

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stupid and childish.

michaelgorby [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 8:34am

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I can understand why faking a seizure may have a negative impact on society, but I still can't get why everyone is so upset about this guy taping the event... How harmful is that? Ok, so this guy apparently doesn't care about anyone. So what?

Besides, I'm sure you all watch the news on TV. It's the same thing. People enjoy watching others suffer. Makes them fell better about themselves.

Hey, we're the ones watching people crack their heads all day on this very website!

ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 10:01am

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Yeah, if a notoxer was there, they'd be yelling at the videographer to get a better shot. "Stop shaking the camera!"

deleted user [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 10:18am

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rainman [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 10:55am

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Question: WhatDo Epileptics have before dinner?
Answer: A Seizure Salad.









That was stupid and I apologize, I am imposing a self ban for the next sixty days.

Au vior.
(The Rainman Waves Goodbye)

westphoenix [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 12:09pm

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^ I hope so.

Real seizures are scary and nothing to joke about.
No I've never had one.

Def [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 1:06pm

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I thought it was funny as hell all you people who are all pissed and say its not funny you just dont have a sense of humor and all u do is beat off all day... either that or ur old as fuck and rainman whats up with ur avatar? looks fake

rainman [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 1:13pm

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@def
Thanks.
The avi is real, you dont know how many thumbs i had to go through to get it just write


(the rainman waves goodbeye agin)

madcapn [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 2:24pm

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There's senses of humor, then there's childish, balls haven't dropped yet, peach fuzz on one nut sense of humor! icon_rolleyes.gif
And I agree with dudwood! An ambulance was called for this moron, and not for someone who might've needed it. @ people laughing at this vid: Would it be funny if your grandmother, or any relative for that matter desperately needed an ambulance for an emergency and they died because of this fucktard?

@rainman: Where ya going?

ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 2:37pm

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Yah rainman..dont go...and why is everyone getting so angry??..how u know he was even faking a seizure??..I mean..I see white guys do that every weekend at the club..maybe he was practicing icon_rolleyes.gif

dingleberry001 [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 3:52pm

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Savage hyena what are you fucking retarded how can you not tell hes faking it....

HippieStomp [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 4:29pm

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That was funny as shit you pussies.

splitu238 [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 5:13pm

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Whatever... icon_rolleyes.gif

LOL! @ ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa icon_beer.gif

Gavin [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 5:15pm

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Hey Everyone! Glad to be at the "new" party. Can't take the Break users anymore. I've enjoyed reading NT comments the last few days, seems like a more adult crowd. Cheers! icon_beer.gif

ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 5:21pm

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Well, Gavin, hang on for the ride bro.

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the_green_cat [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 6:02pm

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WTF? Mental midgets in action. icon_rolleyes.gif

Hey DickDynamite!! Nice to see you!! In answer to your question... He was faking a Grand Mal seizure and there's no way in Hell that he would have recovered so quickly.

LOL!! @ Savage Hyena!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

Hi Dougie! icon_beer.gif

Gavin [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 6:03pm

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Maybe adult isnt the right word. More ammusing/entertaining? Not every other post is FAKE, FAKE, FUCKITY FAKE.

the_green_cat [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 6:36pm

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^^^ Welcome to NT, Gavin. icon_beer.gif

criszaor001 [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 6:48pm

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Hi Gavin. Cheers from Southamerica. icon_beer.gif

splitu238 [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 6:51pm

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CHEERS FROM THE U.S.A.!!! icon_beer.gif

HippieStomp [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 10:34pm

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CHEERS FROM MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS

Def [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 11:28pm

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lol hippiestomp ur my hero

ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Jul 11 07 : 12:10am

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wow...i got recognition from green cat and split...no joke..i feel damn good icon_beer.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

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wattsontheriver [ban] | Jul 11 07 : 11:27am

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I was more pissed at the fat butch whore almost wishing the cameraman's kids ill will. Wishing bad things on ANYONE's kids isn't cool.

ayearebee [ban] | Jul 11 07 : 7:07pm

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I think....i wanted to hump the big chick that he zoomed in on. Maybe even the tough guy body builder. Hump 'em both at the same time....Yes, sounds good.

gandalf117 [ban] | Jul 12 07 : 7:12am

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FAKE OR REAL:

1. for FAKE - He got up too quickly, and his seizure was very short.
2. for REAL - The_green_cat was wrong! Quick recovery is typical for atonic type of seizures. Usually complex partial seizures are short and can go just like the one we saw.
3. for FAKE - What is a cameraman doing with a turned on and ready camera in a mall?
4. for REAL - He said he was trying his new camera and malls are usually the place where you can get a new camera.
5. for FAKE - Why was the cameraman the only one who laughed and thought it was a joke? Did shooting with a camera impair his sense of reality?
6. for REAL - He might have been just a senseless jerk or he might have thought that the guy who collapsed was doing it for the camera
7. for FAKE - What are the chances that a senseless jerk will try his new camera and an epileptic, who is quite young, maybe close to the age of the cameraman, will collapse in front of him in that exact moment in a crowded mall?
8. for REAL - There are currently 2.5 MILLION epileptics in USA, 300 thousand of whom are children, and the more crowded the mall the better chance somebody will buy a camera and another one will be an epileptic. ---> FAKE or REAL?!? YOU DECIDE, I think it was REAL

Sci [ban] | Jul 12 07 : 8:50pm

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He wasn't faking. He most likely had an internal malfunction (a cramp possibly) and lost consciousness. As he lay on the floor, his body is trying to rid itself of the cramp and he is involuntarily yelling from the pain. As the cramp fades, he regains consciousness and is able to stand up for a few seconds. But since he lost consciousness, the blood flow and oxygen to his brain was severed for a second. As he woke up from fainting, he started feeling an extreme headache. He tried to get up, but the headache is so extreme that it is hard to stand. about 10 seconds later, he experiences blindness (which will last for about 3 or 4 minutes) from the lack of blood/oxygen to the brain. By the time the ambulence arrives, he will feel normal, except for a minor or semi-mild headache.

necramonium [ban] | Jul 14 07 : 7:04pm

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after butch said you are a sick fuck,he should have come back and say,so is he,he is faking it!

Dawny [ban] | Sep 16 07 : 2:03pm

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What was the fatty in green doing to his ass at 45 secs.?

SexyHolocaust [ban] | Dec 3 07 : 6:13pm

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I think that body builder was another butch woman.

deleted user [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 2:34pm

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reabymike [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 1:26pm

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is that fat bitches ass a practical joke?

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 18 08 : 7:14am

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You sick son of a bitch hahaha icon_stoned.gif

popeye619 [ban] | Mar 23 08 : 9:33pm

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I hope it was fake, cause usully after any seizure, the body is extremly exhausted and unable to stand or move much!!
Just a thought!! What do I know i'm vry new to this site and community! Hello All? Can't we all just get along!!! icon_beer.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif

MachuPichu [ban] | May 28 09 : 5:08am

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Nut case!

drccoco [ban] | Sep 6 09 : 1:13pm

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