Comments - Crazy Dude Fakes a Seizure in a Crowded Mall
category: Funny | views: 43176 | posted on: 07/10/2007
When you mix a fake seizure with an angry butch woman and a threatening body builder, you get a brilliant, yet sort asshole-ish event. I like it.
ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 4:40am
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A. Why did he zoom in on her fat ass?
B. big lady and bodybuilder.com dude just graduated from the police academy and were practicing the techniques.
1. notice how offended they are of a person filming events in public
2. notice the berating, and threat of physical violence if the camera dude doesn't move and stop filming
criszaor001 [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 4:53am
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I just didn't find it funny. If I discovered it was a joke, I would have shoved the camera AND the mobile up his ass and I would start to call repeatedly 911, so the firemen had to break his butt to extract both items, causin in the process a real fucking seizure, to make sure that moron will never do that dumbfuck shit again. that's my saying. ![]()
dudwood fudwood [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 8:09am
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That was not funny at all. What was the point? I wonder how many people died due to the fact that an ambulance was taken out of service just to "help" this idiot. He should be fined or sent to jail for pulling such a stupid stunt. NOT funny. Why is this even on here? Did anyone find this funny? If so, please explain why your dumb enough to laugh at a dickhead spazing out on the floor, wasting peoples time and possibly scaring the shit out of nearby kids etc. I hope after this he DID have a seizure and everyone just kicked him in the head for "crying wolf".
LOL@Sushi69
michaelgorby [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 8:34am
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I can understand why faking a seizure may have a negative impact on society, but I still can't get why everyone is so upset about this guy taping the event... How harmful is that? Ok, so this guy apparently doesn't care about anyone. So what?
Besides, I'm sure you all watch the news on TV. It's the same thing. People enjoy watching others suffer. Makes them fell better about themselves.
Hey, we're the ones watching people crack their heads all day on this very website!
ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 10:01am
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Yeah, if a notoxer was there, they'd be yelling at the videographer to get a better shot. "Stop shaking the camera!"
westphoenix [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 12:09pm
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^ I hope so.
Real seizures are scary and nothing to joke about.
No I've never had one.
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There's senses of humor, then there's childish, balls haven't dropped yet, peach fuzz on one nut sense of humor!
And I agree with dudwood! An ambulance was called for this moron, and not for someone who might've needed it. @ people laughing at this vid: Would it be funny if your grandmother, or any relative for that matter desperately needed an ambulance for an emergency and they died because of this fucktard?
@rainman: Where ya going?
ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 2:37pm
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Yah rainman..dont go...and why is everyone getting so angry??..how u know he was even faking a seizure??..I mean..I see white guys do that every weekend at the club..maybe he was practicing ![]()
dingleberry001 [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 3:52pm
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Savage hyena what are you fucking retarded how can you not tell hes faking it....
the_green_cat [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 6:02pm
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WTF? Mental midgets in action.
Hey DickDynamite!! Nice to see you!! In answer to your question... He was faking a Grand Mal seizure and there's no way in Hell that he would have recovered so quickly.
LOL!! @ Savage Hyena!!
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ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Jul 11 07 : 12:10am
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wow...i got recognition from green cat and split...no joke..i feel damn good
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wattsontheriver [ban] | Jul 11 07 : 11:27am
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I was more pissed at the fat butch whore almost wishing the cameraman's kids ill will. Wishing bad things on ANYONE's kids isn't cool.
gandalf117 [ban] | Jul 12 07 : 7:12am
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FAKE OR REAL:
1. for FAKE - He got up too quickly, and his seizure was very short.
2. for REAL - The_green_cat was wrong! Quick recovery is typical for atonic type of seizures. Usually complex partial seizures are short and can go just like the one we saw.
3. for FAKE - What is a cameraman doing with a turned on and ready camera in a mall?
4. for REAL - He said he was trying his new camera and malls are usually the place where you can get a new camera.
5. for FAKE - Why was the cameraman the only one who laughed and thought it was a joke? Did shooting with a camera impair his sense of reality?
6. for REAL - He might have been just a senseless jerk or he might have thought that the guy who collapsed was doing it for the camera
7. for FAKE - What are the chances that a senseless jerk will try his new camera and an epileptic, who is quite young, maybe close to the age of the cameraman, will collapse in front of him in that exact moment in a crowded mall?
8. for REAL - There are currently 2.5 MILLION epileptics in USA, 300 thousand of whom are children, and the more crowded the mall the better chance somebody will buy a camera and another one will be an epileptic. ---> FAKE or REAL?!? YOU DECIDE, I think it was REAL
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He wasn't faking. He most likely had an internal malfunction (a cramp possibly) and lost consciousness. As he lay on the floor, his body is trying to rid itself of the cramp and he is involuntarily yelling from the pain. As the cramp fades, he regains consciousness and is able to stand up for a few seconds. But since he lost consciousness, the blood flow and oxygen to his brain was severed for a second. As he woke up from fainting, he started feeling an extreme headache. He tried to get up, but the headache is so extreme that it is hard to stand. about 10 seconds later, he experiences blindness (which will last for about 3 or 4 minutes) from the lack of blood/oxygen to the brain. By the time the ambulence arrives, he will feel normal, except for a minor or semi-mild headache.
necramonium [ban] | Jul 14 07 : 7:04pm
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after butch said you are a sick fuck,he should have come back and say,so is he,he is faking it!
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BloodSeeker [ban] | Jul 10 07 : 4:10am
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That was nice. The people around there were lame though, they're trying to stop all this fun getting on teh almighty internet :(