Yaaaaaaaah!!!!! Sorry if i knocked anybody out.

He can´t do shit against earplugs.

Its actually his breath , he had garlic prawns

Better get me some kind of noseplugs aswell then

You think this is impressive?

That's nothing.

I can kill a man with a single fart.

Remember the video where there was another Japanese master who could push air to knock out his opponents? Then they put him against an MMA fighter and the MMA guy smacked him in the face couple of times and the master was on the ground with a bloody face. It's same thing here.

Why is it always an English guy reporting crap like this. Maybe I just need to go buy The National Enquirer and find out if any of my neighbors are aliens.

LIEZ
he was falling before he even yelled

That vid was gayer than a bag of butterflies

toejam: i am pretty sure the kiai master your talkin about is the same guy than in this vid

I was knocked down by a Kia once.

Or it might have been a Honda.

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You wont be talking all that shit when the birds attack, you'll all be like, "where's master sosaki...someone get these fucking cockatiels off me"

watch.

Only the unbelievably gullible would actually pay to learn this. In a street fight you would look like a nutter. A mad scream then get punched in the face. Your meant to scream after you get hit!

Another fascinating insight from a brilliant mind. Loving your variety nobwigg.

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he can used his farting to knock down de enemy
and i can used my shit to knock down this old people..

Mr. Sasaki looks like he's had one too many saki bomb shots.

Now thats bull shit

Hahahahahaha ... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I hope he challenges an MMA fighter. They'd probably feel kinda bad beating on a crazy old man, but he'd learn his whole life was a lie in about 3 seconds, and THAT'S entertainment.

I wouldn´t mind fighting this guy and I sure as hell wouldn´t feel sorry for him as I smashed him; this asshole has made a living fooling people and ripping them off.
also, whats really bad is that his students probably believe that it works; god knows what might happen to them if they rely on this shit in a real situation

He rang that bell didn't he? I believe I believe!

Heeyi! Heeyi! Heeyi!

I am all for at least being open-minded about certain Eastern claims of unusual abilities... but this is a crock.

This guy is either a Jim Jones type cult leader to his students ("When I speak, you will fall down.") or some kind of Japanese equivalent to a street magician: nobody believes the tricks are real.

On the other hand, maybe he went out and recruited a bunch of pussies who just fall over when you yell at them.

He used to be a screamer in bed but all his girlfriends died.

thats almost as loud as my girlfriends. Neh...

holy shit...

So is that what happened when I pounded that hooker in the asshole, she screamed that Kai shit and knocked me out, took all my money and my crack!

Damn this Mr Miagi-son, I will get my revenge..

YAAAAHHH!!! KO, right there!

... and I can shoot fire balls out of my ass... ever see the one about the "old master" who waves his hand and everyone falls down?
He picked a fight for 5000 dollars with a mediocre mma fighter and was bleeding after 10 seconds. End of fight.
Give this idiot a round with Fedor and it should last roughly 0.001 seconds

teenage mutant ninja turtles...

I would like to see this guy screamin at Kimbo's face..


"KIIYYAAAAAA!!!" ;

"kiyya my ass..shut the fuck up you Pat Morita piece of shit....BAMMMM!!! SLAMM-O--- BIFF--- oh, the humanity....arggghhhhh... .oh shit.. lemme scream at you again. KYYYAA.. arghhhh my balls...SPLATT...

lol! what a piece of master crap

What a load of bullshit.

LOL!! @ Scott, Nico & Spinner!!

That is the biggest crock of BULLSHIT I've ever seen. Yell at THIS, ya dork...

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B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T= that's alot of bullshit.

Holy COWSMOKE!!! frankenleg!!!! How ya been dammit? Give us a line every now and again!

What a lot of crap - the power of suggestion at work, and as for the birds - they would have died of fright - what a hairy twat, if he came round our way he'd get owned!

Frankie!!!! Come back!!!

HAHAHAHA...C'MON.....U CAN'T KNOCKOUT SOMEONE WITH A SCREAM...ITS A FAKE.....

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This old idiot should be married with my neighbour. At least if she starts screamin like a bitch as she usually does, this old idiot could scream at her stunning her and giving back peace to the entire block.

ugh!! what fucking ignorance!

this is fucking bullshit just try that senseless bullshit on me you will be fucking mangled beyond fucking recognition you fucking dildo baggins FUCK YOU

It's not his yell...IT'S HIS ROTTEN "FISH HEAD BREATH"

Give me a FUCKING BREAK. This is the STUPIDEST SHIT in the history of the universe. "Hair-in-a-can" has more believability than THIS con artist.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dude this is real he yelled at me and my balls exploded

You know, when I first heard he was the 'kiai' champion, I couldn't believe it. How in the hell did this guy become a champion at anything by yelling? So I looked up kiai and it hit me.


Have you guys ever watch those anime or martial arts movies where the guys yell or make some kind of sound before or while they execute a move (like Dragonball Z or Bruce Lee)? THAT'S a fucking kiai. Basically, it's describe as a yell which is used to focus 'your spiritual energy', and unleash it during a martial arts technique.


Basically, this old joker took a small technique used to enhance the power or focus of your moves, and made an entire martial arts out of it. Jesus Christ.

is this guy bullshitting me?

somebody took way tooo much mushroom on the 60:s I think!

im not sure what to think, but my gut's screaming BULLSHIT!

Whatever!

This sounds like the guy who claims he can never loose to an MMA fighter, and that he was 200-0. then got kicked in the face

Sesaki...pull your crap on someone else

Ummm bullshit? Maybe its his breath?