Day 29: The 'Tell Me What You're Feeling'.
Day 30: The 'Why Don't You Like The Stuff I Like?'
Day 31: The 'Sometimes All I Want Is A Cuddle'.
Day 32: The 'You KNOW I Hate Action Movies'.
Day 33: The 'Christ - Is That All You Think About?'
Day 34: The 'Are You Even Listening To Me?'
Day 35: The 'My Mother Warned Me About You'.
Day 36: The 'Shredded Armani Suits And Paint Stripper On The Car'.
Have Day 37 off. Then start again at Day 1.

Spot on.
Unless you get caught doing Day 3 with her best mate on Day 14.
Then you just go straight to Day 36.

They could have at least picked a month with 31 days.

fine

1 4 8 10 11 12 13 17 19 20 22 23 24 25.

Position 4, 10, 13, 16, 23, 27 are best suited for - you know, the other thing.

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