Comments - Dude Messes Himself Up on a Painful Faceplant
category: Accidents | views: 16006 | posted on: 08/02/2007
If I had a brick for every faceplant, I could build the empire state building 6 times and have enough left over to throw through all of my neighbor's windows.
abandonedeverymile [ban] | Aug 2 07 : 4:39am
OMG, by the end i think he had actually LEARNED SOMETHING 
!!!
lol@sushi, you can give them all the helmets and plastic surgery in the world, but when it comes down to it you just can't fix stupid 
I think I have sussed it out at last! All skaters and BMX riders are on a mission to see who can get their face to the earths core first! None have the intelligence to realise that tarmac is tougher than skin, bone and the splodgy useless tub of cow shit they are hiding behind both so let them continue their facial quest to the centre of the earth with hilarious consequences, for they shall brighten my day for milleniums before they acheive their obvious goal. Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! 
abandonedeverymile [ban] | Aug 2 07 : 4:53am
Haha, I think your putting too much thought into to this, but i think you might be onto something here!!!! We'll rue the day someone informs them of the existence of shovels. til then, keep it guys, you can do it!!! 
Disolution [ban] | Aug 2 07 : 5:50am
That lip stud isn't just aesthetic.
It keeps his bottom lip attached to the rest of his face.
Moron.
whatsabolo [ban] | Aug 2 07 : 9:19am
Didn't expect that much damage to the face. The only helmet that could have helped here is either a full face motorcycle helmet or a goalie helmet. 
Nice try though. cheeers to stupid kids.
criszaor001 [ban] | Aug 2 07 : 3:25pm
hell! he looked stupid even before the faceplant! that slam was just a deperate attempt to kill that blood sucking tick he has attached to his moronic face...
) I don't give a fuck what Sam says spin, you're a fucking DOUCHEBAG!! HA!!! 
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re cresta puta madre ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
ya no quiero ni subir a una bicicleta
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spinnis [ban] | Aug 2 07 : 4:12am
First!
damnit, first aint funny anymore =(