Comments - Never Let a Dumb Girl Drive Your 1967 Shelby Cobra
category: Accidents | views: 69293 | posted on: 08/19/2007
Not that anyone on this site is dumb enough to anyway, but here's a good reason not to let anyone drive a car you don't want f*cked up.
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I hate women. I am saying it right now. They are good for only one thing and even then I can take care of that myself on most occasions.
If I had a gf, first of all she would be lucky to sit in the passenger seat of my Shelby. But if by chance I had been attacked by a pack of rabid wolves and was therefore physically unable to keep her from getting behind the steering wheel of said Shelby, and she totaled my Shelby, and she came out the crash unhurt, I would beat the hell out of her.
I am sorry, but a car like that is worth more that 1000 women. It's tighter, cooler, doesn't give you shit, doesn't mind if you stay out late, and all it wants is a nice lube job every 3-6 months. Would that women were as easy to live with.
And to think some guy would let a female drive that car???? Arrrgggggg
What an idiot. Both of them.
Thunderfoot [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 5:21am
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I hate women. I am saying it right now.
CuteSomedays [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 8:28am
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Pretty sure your attitude is the reason why you have never been laid and never will. Enjoy your hand and have a nice fuck off.
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I hate women. I am saying it right now. They are good for only one thing and even then I can take care of that myself on most occasions.
If I had a gf, first of all she would be lucky to sit in the passenger seat of my Shelby. But if by chance I had been attacked by a pack of rabid wolves and was therefore physically unable to keep her from getting behind the steering wheel of said Shelby, and she totaled my Shelby, and she came out the crash unhurt, I would beat the hell out of her.
I am sorry, but a car like that is worth more that 1000 women. It's tighter, cooler, doesn't give you shit, doesn't mind if you stay out late, and all it wants is a nice lube job every 3-6 months. Would that women were as easy to live with.
And to think some guy would let a female drive that car???? Arrrgggggg
What an idiot. Both of them.
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You bet I do. Women cause more misery and suffering in a year that a Shelby would in a lifetime. LOL
Yep. Every single one of my guy friends was never more unhappy than they were when they had a woman always up their ass about one thing or another. And what's really humorous is that in some countries men kidnap women for brides. LOL If they only knew what they were getting themselves into.
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I think you said it all blu in your 4th line.
" If i had a gf "
Can`t think why not...
I`ll go with spinner`s lifetime of blowjobs and no dishes, and add walking round the house in netball skirt and no knickers and being made to pick stuff up while towing me behind in a chair.
But lets face it, any car named the widowmaker has to be driven by a man anyway, it`s the law....
Only1mossberg [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 6:56am
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no blu is right that shelby is worth more than most women, accept alisha cuthbert.
secret_squirrel [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 7:01am
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4evrblu - You're labeling a whole sex in society as what?? Not needed. LOL. Are you shitting me. Go buy all the women in you're family flowers. Because you sure the hell aren't squeezing out a baby. I'm sure there are far more worthless men than women. Get a grip of something but porn. You just may be dating the wrong women and you're hand doesn't count. I hope you're just yanking everyones chain with you're comments.
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4evrblu - You're labeling a whole sex in society as what?? Not needed. LOL. Are you shitting me. Go buy all the women in you're family flowers. Because you sure the hell aren't squeezing out a baby. I'm sure there are far more worthless men than women. Get a grip of something but porn. You just may be dating the wrong women and you're hand doesn't count. I hope you're just yanking everyones chain with you're comments.
As for squirrel...
I am not yanking anything but my own root brother. I am totally serious. I do not know one man who is happy with his relationship, and I am happiest single. I ain't looking for a GF and I doubt I ever will. I love my independence far too much to give it up for some split tail who thinks that just because she can give a blow job she is all that.
If you ask me, you and the other gents in this thread place far too much value on a blow job. And what's funny is that the one guy says that the girl who wrecked the guys car owes him a lifetime of blow jobs???
If blow jobs is all you guys think about, and if you think that makes you a man, well....leave the fast cars to me and I will leave the fast women to you, because I will take a good sports car over a money grubbing, bitchy woman any day of the week. Just give me the car keys. You can have the girl.
santacruztodd [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 7:01am
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Only a complete fool would let a woman drive that car-everybody knows women can't drive worth a rat's ass. What a fool!
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4evrblu: you nailed it!
You're never off-duty when you have a girlfriend. If you gaze into the distance for a nano-second, you get the killer question: "What are you thinking?"
Oh God... and there's no correct answer to it. They never believe you when you tell them the truth:
"Um... nothing."
Cue row about ex-lovers or the future of your relationship.
I'm with the great philosopher Jon Bon Jovi: "The ideal woman is someone who makes love until 3am then turns into a pizza."
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4evrblu on August 19 2007 : 7:05am wrote:
I hate women. I am saying it right now.
CONGRATULATIONS you just came out the closet
OK, I am gay!!! WHEEEEEE
And I tell you what mate, just to show you how nice guy I am, the next time you are getting one of those awesome blow jobs from some girl who is gonna make you feel guilty about it a couple of hours later, you just hand over the keys to your Beemer (if you have one) and I will take it for a spin and have the time of my life .
HAhahaha Loser.
mynameisfin [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 9:05am
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4evrblu - you'll meet a nice girl someday.
Sounds like you've just had a string of shit experiences. Either that or you're inhuman. I mean, it sort of sounds like you've nearly gone so far overboard that you no longer find women sexually attractive such is your hatred of them?
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4evrblu [quote= 4evrblu, August 19 2007 : 7:23am]
You bet I do. Women cause more misery and suffering in a year that a Shelby would in a lifetime. LOLYep. Every single one of my guy friends was never more unhappy than they were when they had a woman always up their ass
mate if your woman gives it you in the ass then you should ask her if her name used to be kevin...and yes i asked my gf and her name used to be bruce and she gave it me in the ass again...
now im of for some preparation H ..MY BUM HURTS
cucarachito [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 10:16am
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Looks like someones getting it in the ass tonight.
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4evrblu on August 19 2007 : 7:05am wrote:
I hate women. I am saying it right now. They are good for only one thing and even then I can take care of that myself on most occasions.
If I had a gf, first of all she would be lucky to sit in the passenger seat of my Shelby. But if by chance I had been attacked by a pack of rabid wolves and was therefore physically unable to keep her from getting behind the steering wheel of said Shelby, and she totaled my Shelby, and she came out the crash unhurt, I would beat the hell out of her.
I am sorry, but a car like that is worth more that 1000 women. It's tighter, cooler, doesn't give you shit, doesn't mind if you stay out late, and all it wants is a nice lube job every 3-6 months. Would that women were as easy to live with.
And to think some guy would let a female drive that car???? Arrrgggggg
What an idiot. Both of them.
Well I'll say this right now, your attitude fucking sucks, and the fact that you would place more value on a car than on your girlfriend's well being speaks volumes about your character. LACK of character, that is.
SNOOGANSMAN [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 11:24am
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yeah well...thats the guys fault ALL the way. she cant handle that muscle.
whatsabolo [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 11:28am
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Her husband just booked a flight for two to Chechnea!! Also bought a bumper sticker that reads "snatch my wife, please, before I kill her!"
I love beautiful women 1000x more than old cars but I still wouldn't let this bitch anywhere near my Gremlin let alone a Shelby!! ![]()
paintedhorse [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 11:53am
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amazing , why the hell would you let someone who cant drive in the car ?
GoOn{S>qUaD [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 3:13pm
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See like i said , it always happens when you try to be cool you end up lookin' like a fool Cheers ![]()
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Woman..
WHY??? WHY??? DID YOU LET HER DRIVE IT..YOU DUMB FUCK...MORE TO THIS VID ,,,THEIR HAS TO BE MORE ..NO ONE CAN BE THAT STUPID...
Thunderfoot, CuteSomedays, slamdawg9, ROBBO, & secret_squirrel you are obviously still too young to understand the truth in what 4evrblu has to say. Better go watch more of your "sk8r faceplants" videos and leave this kind of stuff to the adults.
CuteSomedays [ban] | Aug 20 07 : 7:08am
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Apparently some of us were raised to treat women and men equally. 4evrblue is taking the bad experiences he has had with probably only 1 woman and labeling all women as what, useless. thats the impression I'm getting from his rants. If you have an issue with women, thats fine, thats your shit but don't put that label on all women because it is so far from the truth.
Also, I "Don't understand the truth in what 4evrblu is trying to say," You are right, I don't understand how his bad experiences of being a floor mat can turn into all women being the same.
Necramonium [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 6:26pm
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skip the first 50 seconds...i loved the commentary of the cameraman,yes,she did it!the moron was expecting it...
ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 7:04pm
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4verblu, is very close to being right. I have problems with my current g/f. But, I don't get rid of her because there are a LOT of things that she puts up with. For instance, another girl (just a friend) invited me to a play, and my g/f doesn't have a problem with it. She is a rare woman, I can say how nice a girls ass is on TV and she's not bitching. I still don't know if I'll get married. His is right about cars not bitching, they don't spend your money, they don't try to leave with half, they start when you tell them to (or you get her fixed), you can stay out for 3 days (I never would)- and she'll wait for you. I love women, and cars. It's hard saying which one I like the most- right now, my woman has the first place position.
DivideofNations [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 10:06pm
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Is it just me, or do people tend to fail the most whilst on camera. No, I don't think it's just me.
yourmothersass [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 10:08pm
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That is NOT a real Shelby. It is a fiberglass kit car that costs maybe $5000. Real Shelbys are aluminum cars from the U.K. fitted with american components. Plus real Shelbys never had a hardtop. CopyCat, do some research before you make a claim dumbass.
gandalf117 [ban] | Aug 20 07 : 1:21am
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If I hear "women are not worse drivers than man" again I will smack the one who said it in the mouth!
Thunderfoot [ban] | Aug 20 07 : 2:54am
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Toxic on August 19 2007 : 6:22pm wrote:Woman..Enough said. Pandemic on August 19 2007 : 4:57pm wrote:WHY??? WHY??? DID YOU LET HER DRIVE IT..YOU DUMB FUCK...MORE TO THIS VID ,,,THEIR HAS TO BE MORE ..NO ONE CAN BE THAT STUPID...Agreed. Thunderfoot, CuteSomedays, slamdawg9, ROBBO, & secret_squirrel you are obviously still too young to understand the truth in what 4evrblu has to say. Better go watch more of your "sk8r faceplants" videos and leave this kind of stuff to the adults.
OysterEater [ban] | Aug 20 07 : 3:42am
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On the bright side, that's automatically good for a lifetime's worth of blowjobs and never doing the dishes.
coffeechris111 [ban] | Aug 21 07 : 3:44am
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I have to agree, it's a kitcar, still very nice or rather was nice. There are very few true AC Cobras left around and with a pricetag at approximately 1.25 million you don't let anybody drive it, in fact, I'd bet any remaining originals are rarely driven, trailered to car shows, and polished with baby diapers.
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That is NOT a real Shelby. It is a fiberglass kit car that costs maybe $5000. Real Shelbys are aluminum cars from the U.K. fitted with american components. Plus real Shelbys never had a hardtop. CopyCat, do some research before you make a claim dumbass.
Big Whitey [ban] | Aug 22 07 : 8:37am
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Hes entitled to his own opinions, the correct thing to say would be, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET ANYONE DRIVE YOUR SHELBY YOU FUCKING KNOB. And cutesomedays, this is a beautiful car, almost worth a masturbatory emission!!! hahaahaha what a great phrase. And no Im not single...
CuteSomedays [ban] | Aug 23 07 : 8:46am
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Mastubatory Emission, that's a nice phrase. I like it. At least your not bashing all women and putting the same lable on all women in existence and because of that, your not single. As for the car, it does not interest me. ![]()
Sledgehedd [ban] | Aug 24 07 : 12:23am
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After I made sure she was okay, I would have kicked her to the curb! (That means dumped her for the DV gestapo)
Sharkomatic35 [ban] | Oct 15 07 : 3:59pm
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LoL such a nice care "is she ok" i would come over there and be like "fuckin wida mans automobile bitch thats something else" and pull a shank on her ![]()
manabouttown [ban] | Oct 18 07 : 3:17pm
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I knew it, I knew she would do it. What are you fucking retarded? You know you only give women di

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sylar_helix [ban] | Aug 19 07 : 4:35am
pretty dumb!!!! first!!!