Comments - Crazy Kid Splits his Nutsack on a Botched Jump
category: Funny | views: 26839 | posted on: 08/23/2007
I'm pretty sure running as fast as you can toward absolutely nothing is the worst solution to a ripped testicle.
ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Aug 23 07 : 5:57am
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I'm not buying it. I watched Scarred last weekend and a skateboarder ripped his nutsack on a jagged rail. That was nasty. This kid=lame
Italiankoking [ban] | Sep 7 07 : 12:26am
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No shit lol, fucking Chester Molester watch out for the law they are coming to get your little kids with one nut loving ass ![]()
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I'd like to see him race the wrestling-ring boy with the broken neck from the other day.
Maybe that's the secret to Olympic gold in the 100 metres.
Forget training and drugs. Just hurt your neck or testicles before the race and have your mummy wait at the finish line.
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Sushi69 - you have to forgive Coito. He's a very confused young man.
In terrorist vids, he sympathises with the Islamic fundamentalists.
In others, he's either dreaming of feasting on young boys' balls, or asking Scott for more details about a lesbian schoolgirl.
DrStrangebrains [ban] | Aug 23 07 : 10:05am
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Was that kid even old enough to have testicles to split? Maybe it was just the fact that his voice jumped up two octaves, but he looked and sounded pretty fuckin young to me. Every guy knows that a solid shot to the balls leaves you in the fetal position on the ground, not running around like a beheaded chicken.
whatsabolo [ban] | Aug 23 07 : 1:47pm
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From waaaaay over here my tiny testies feel much better, oh shit nevermind they still hurt! Maybe if I run some more they will drop out of my stomach!!
I'm guessing no.
Does coito like to eat balls for supper or desert?? not really clear on that one. ![]()
Clarityrains [ban] | Aug 23 07 : 5:39pm
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ummm, where do we think he got a ripped testicle. I agree the board hit his nuts (or lack thereof) but i hardly think he'd be able to run after a ripped nutsack... ![]()
freezinginaz [ban] | Aug 23 07 : 7:14pm
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He mighta' got hit in his perineum....feels like fire, and makes you run away like Ricky Bobby screamin' for Oprah.......
Shake&Bake
Necramonium [ban] | Aug 24 07 : 4:15pm
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omg,i laughed my ass of this one,how in gods name can you run with nutsack pain?he must have a really small package ![]()
spacemonkey1233 [ban] | Apr 7 08 : 10:02am
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lmao i guess running makes it feel better, when i get punched in the nuts (about 3-5 times a week) i just take a piss and the pain just goes away
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De One Below [ban] | Jul 24 08 : 5:58pm
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if he did split his nuts...it sure didn't stop him from getting some yonder between him and the camera kid haha
MasterOfPuppets [ban] | Sep 20 08 : 2:53pm
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Just how the hell does a testicle just rip? First, the guy/kid would be holding them at some point, and second, I've jumped from 10 feet in the air once and felt my skeleton jolt a bit...but no ball ripping.
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Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 23 07 : 4:08am
FIRST time he tried that trick, and it was an instant sex change............RUN FORREST RUN!!!