Comments - Miss Teen South Carolina is One Seriously Dumb Chick

category: Funny | views: 75214 | posted on: 08/26/2007

If they ever have a pageant for the person who does the best at having no fucking idea what they're talking about, she's got it won.

Leard [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 4:11am

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Wow is that actually true about Americans? How the fuck can you miss it?

ammo9000 [ban] | Aug 28 07 : 7:32am

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It's outlined on most maps now, lol, and no, im not kidding.

illjustsaykitkat [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 4:17am

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amen. icon_eek.gif

DuckMySick [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 4:27am

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hey she sounds like a man in slow motion, its really off putting watching a hot chick talk like a man. unless my computer is running at full speed and this was miss shemale 2007...

toejam [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 4:30am

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One fifth?! There is something seriously wrong with the education system or with 1/5 of the people if this is true, and this woman is a good example.

sambucasteve [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 12:19pm

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Indeed. Also, did you know that 78% of statistics are made up? Ya me neither.

balu [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 4:31am

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what a f@cking idiot ..almost as good as the "who should we attack next " vid from way back here on nt
you should look it up ....what the fuck was she on about iraq for lol one dumb as bitch icon_stoned.gif

steve69 [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 2:53pm

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She was talking about all the immigrants from asia, middle east and africa in your country who make up a large % of your population not being taught geography in their own countries and who wouldn't have a clue what the USA looks like on a map. Now who's the dumb ass? FFS listen to what she says and it makes sense. Also I think the nerves got hold and she had trouble saying what she meant clearly.

antiwar [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:31pm

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you must be one of the dumbest yanks on the face of the earth if you really believe what you just posted! she is as dumb as inbreds like you and the fact that you tried to make it into some deep xenophobic issue is soooooo funny. stop playing with your brother and get a life moron!

SultrySalesman [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 4:42am

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This is why the terrorists hate us.

chonka [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 4:45am

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She should run for President

Toxic [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 4:46am

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omg, Im crying blood!

deleted user [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:09am

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u87mic [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:36am

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@the_devil
Well, your comments got me to finally sign up so I could log in here and AGREE with you, before you get lambasted for being a racist redneck etc. etc. etc. Nuff said.

juancho1990 [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 9:50am

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First of all, they were talking about the U.S, not the U.K.
If they cant find their own country on a map, that means they are either mentaly challenged, or they are bums who never went to school, or......they asked all the hollywood bitch skank population. Ex: Paris Hilton, Nicole, Lohan, Olsen twins, etc etc...

Beautiful1 [ban] | Sep 9 07 : 12:52am

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In response to "The Devil" post. Geography is not taught as much as say Eng. Math and so people don't know it well and have little interest in knowing. Also, as far as your perfect Columbine town is this the same place Ted Bundy and all of your other serial killers came from? I guess the 6 figure income and perfectly manicured homes is not enough to make a perfect society when you have BTK and Jeff Dahmer as neighbors eh?

balu [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:31am

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@the_devil
stop blaming minorities for some dumb ass white kid
the reason Americans are so bad at geography is that due to the size of the country less than 10% have a passport...as most holiday within the u.s and not enough focus at schools are put on the basics .....oh yes and if you want to get minorities paying more taxes
then more government money should go to problem
schools ...after all if you give them a better education
then they will get better jobs and pay more taxes .blaming poor people for not having enough money to support there kid education is not an answer of course they cant they are poor.. icon_mad.gif

wika [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:31am

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icon_eek.gif it would've been awesome if they brought out a globe and have her locate the US to prove their point icon_cheesygrin.gif

CuteSomedays [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:38am

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Give the dumb bitch a map so she can figure out where the fuck she is. Good luck sweetie.

wika [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:42am

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ordinarily i'd call her pretty and blink really hard, but she's not even that cute

gil69 [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:45am

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i like her. she seems nice. icon_cheesygrin.gif

spazemunky [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:47am

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holy shit.... A.C. shoulda put his cock in her mouth to shut her up.

paintedhorse [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:48am

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she sounds like hillary clinton

punisher [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:53am

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Can someone write down her answer? She's telling some shit about Africe when being asked about American people... WTF?

Zeronite [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 6:08am

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What the hell did she just say?
She's from South Carolina you say? No shit.

sato [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 6:21am

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rotfl i'm with zero, wtf did she just say?

pates [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 7:24am

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SCRIPT:
Recent polls have show 1/5 of Americans can't locate the U.S on a world map. Why do you think this is?
I personally believe. That U.S Americans are unable to do so, because er, some people out there in our nation, don't have that. And er, i believe that our ad- eduction, like, such as in, South Africa. And er, the Iraq, everywhere like, such as. And i believe that they should er... Our eduction over here in the U.S should help the U.S, er ow er, should help South Africa, and help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future... for us.

dawlish [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 8:19am

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a fifth of americans cant locate the us on a world map? what the fuuck! thats not alright, thats shameful, absolutely unbelievable. how can america strut around like it seems to whilst having that fact resting over them??!? i think even my kitten could find it. i cant express how funny (and worrying) that is. daft bastards

Censce [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 8:32am

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HAHAHAAHAHA...wow icon_cheesygrin.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 8:33am

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She got to Miss Teen South Carolina with peroxide. We can all take comfort in the fact she'll get by with her charming personality. It's always good to have a back-up plan.

zykron [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 8:49am

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They're all fucking lying idiots, every last one of these state pageants. They all practically reiterate "education" and "help America" and "the future," but they don't care to help. They'd rather have somebody else wax their toenails for them instead of them doing it by themselves.
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This one had some valid points up to about 60% of the way through the video, and then she trailed off into the usual "help out" moral crap.
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Enjoy the fame, you tards. The producers hate you just as much. icon_biggrin.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

Spuiter [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 8:53am

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Since when does it matter what a miss has to say? As long as she's a good fuck, no harm is done to anybody... icon_stoned.gif

OysterEater [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 8:56am

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pates on August 26 2007 : 9:24am wrote:
SCRIPT:
Recent polls have show 1/5 of Americans can't locate the U.S on a world map. Why do you think this is?
I personally believe. That U.S Americans are unable to do so, because er, some people out there in our nation, don't have that. And er, i believe that our ad- eduction, like, such as in, South Africa. And er, the Iraq, everywhere like, such as. And i believe that they should er... Our eduction over here in the U.S should help the U.S, er ow er, should help South Africa, and help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future... for us.
She sounds like she's been studying the president's speeches for a while! icon_lol.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Terchill [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 9:17am

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Boy, you americans ARE dumb, ya know? ^^ How did you fucking win against us in '45???? O_o

AV9 [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 9:36am

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Terchill on August 26 2007 : 11:17am wrote:
Boy, you americans ARE dumb, ya know? ^^ How did you fucking win against us in '45???? O_o
Well, depending on where you're coming from it was either brute force or two very powerful bombs.

Toxic [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 10:38am

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AV9 on August 26 2007 : 11:36am wrote:
Terchill on August 26 2007 : 11:17am wrote:
Boy, you americans ARE dumb, ya know? ^^ How did you fucking win against us in '45???? O_o
Well, depending on where you're coming from it was either brute force or two very powerful bombs.
haha, nice one!

spinner [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 10:39am

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No fair, that was a trick question. If they had asked her about lipstick, shoes, purses, or fellatio, she would have crushed those other smart bitches

Toxic [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 10:57am

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mynameisfin [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 11:08am

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holy fucking shit thats an insane video. Surely to make it onto the Miss *Whatever* competition you'd first have to qualify by taking a series of aptitude tests etc and not get qualified based on your good looks alone? How could they recruit a girl so thick to represent their state!?!?

crederer [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 11:25am

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She would sound a lot better with my cock in her mouth.

secret_squirrel [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 11:28am

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I bet she dates the right guys.

toastymoe [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 12:04pm

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just show us your tits and get off the stage!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

samgut [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 12:19pm

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Marry me!!!!!

Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 12:28pm

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A B C D E F .... oh fook whats next?

deleted user [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 12:59pm

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redriderdan7 [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 1:40pm

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why is it always girls from the south that say the stupidest things? she should be one of bush's top advisors now

TheNilesEdge [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 3:03pm

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What a useless tit. Rape material and nothing more.

barcelona01 [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 3:26pm

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i would fuck her, fly her here icon_cool.gif

TreeArge [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 4:34pm

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I didn't know Bushs' speech writer did pagents.

kangawroon [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:38pm

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I'd f*ck that stupid c*cks*cker device.
btw, isn't that the average American IQ? No offense. Just a question being asked from all over the world. i know.. "fuck the world as long as we can watch people kick the living shit out of each other. Stomping on faces and breaking bones, for us to copy it and become the retards some other retards call heroes. I call them retards. Go figure

rimmelfarb [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 5:43pm

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They should pull the teaching credentials from all the teachers in her high school icon_cry.gif icon_beer.gif

dtgr02 [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 6:03pm

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who cares if she has brain

humannn [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 6:30pm

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About 10% of the population are "special needs" people anyway. The remaining 10% is probably made up of senile old people and poor or rural people. Sounds about right to me.
I bet this would hold true for most countries.

humannn [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 8:14pm

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Also, about 20% of Americans are under the age of 14. The question never said adults, so we really don't know for sure if minors were included in the survey or not.

Zinny [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 7:25pm

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TheNilesEdge on August 26 2007 : 5:03pm wrote:
What a useless tit. Rape material and nothing more.
You'd get away with it too.
Cop: Please tell us what he looked like?
Dumb bitch: Ok well like he was a guy and like tall 'n' stuff and he had like hair and like clothes and shoes and like i think he might have been asian or like black maybe white I'm not sure oh and like he was male.
Cop: ...fuck this.

Fadeproof [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 8:20pm

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She'll make someone a fine trophy wife one day.

rjd279 [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 8:52pm

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To be fair she isn't there for her brains. Just the face, tits and ass.
I bet she and George w. can talk for hours and never have a point.

Volomon [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 9:31pm

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Well you have to remember 1. Not all US citizens are from the US probably nearly the 1/5th mark. 2. The US isn't all built perfect like New York some areas are very rural to the point where home education is in higher average than schooling in public school.

Tonatiuah [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 11:03pm

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i think that poll is BS and that whole immigrants being the 5% is BS too cause i'm sure they've seen the US on a freaking map, they have to know where the hell their going to but anyways thats still no excuse for that bitch's stupid answer, made no sense.

nix [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 11:08pm

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i have no idea what she just said... icon_eek.gif

LBC1278 [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 11:27pm

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What the fuck

VegasBreakfastClub [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 12:07am

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Wow. Just wow.

mesinaman5 [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 1:07am

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ok, i saw this teen thing on nbc, and i saw her attempt to answer the question that was chosen at random from the judges and i felt bad for her because it was a stupid question to begin with, the next teen had a question that asked her to figure out who was the best role model out of three choices and they were, paris hilton, lindsey lohan and nichol richie, and her answer was , well none. the point being that NC's question was absurd, it is possible that 1/5 of americans can't find the US on a map, maybe cause they included the blind or the 1/5 of americans they are including as americans are pre school americans. if the guestion was adult americans and we include every american that is an adult in this country then i can still justify that number. the question wasn't about college seniors not knowing or even high school grads or even 1/5th of jr high students. it was a truly unfair question and in her pursuit to answer "it" intelligently she kind of stumbled through it, probably thinking ":what a stupid fucking question! this question would be more suited for a panel dicussion, rather that "what is the solution. better would have been the same question to all the girls and maybe then you might have some idea how to score them, for her to lose points on this was unfair and i feel bad for her , it was the toughest question to answer and if all the girls attempted it without knowing what the question was they have very well done worse. i give her points for even attempting it.

XXcgaXX [ban] | Aug 28 07 : 12:58am

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You're over ANALyzing it. The question might be dumb, but like kramer says "You have to be ready for ANY question." Face it, the girl choked under pressure so she probably didn't deserve the crown(tiara) anyway. Sounds like you recorded it and probably spanked the monkey afterwards, am I right? icon_cheesygrin.gif

adsnell2004 [ban] | Aug 28 07 : 6:01am

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I agree. good point

kdt55 [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 1:09am

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I agreed with her.

Chronikis [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 4:59pm

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I agree as well. She made some very insightful points that cannot be ignored.

pituzofi [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 2:59am

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didnt think about it, but still thats a stupid teenager bitch

supersoftball [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 6:09am

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SHE IS WHITE, PRETTY, AND BLOND, SO SHE DOES NOT NEED TO BE SMART. SHE WILL ONLY HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SAY "I DO" OR USE HER THUMB AS HER SIGNATURE SO SHE CAN POSE FOR PLAYBOY. icon_exclaim.gif

Zer0hour [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 8:20am

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Wonder if she even knows where the U.S. is on a map? icon_sad.gif

gunsboy [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 9:29am

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Then I was LIKE Oh MY God, LIKE she is great LIKE we had fun LIKE you won't believe LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE .... hahhahahaa

foretwentee [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 1:27pm

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how hard is it to answer this question?
"Well if you think about it, most kids are too busy watching MTV, have everything given to them so they don't feel the need to better themselves by paying attention in school or opening up a book on their own." something like that...also, I think minorities (immigrants) are more hardworking and are more likely to point out the U.S. on a map (how else would they know how to get there from their homeland?) than the inbred, parking lot skanks and hillbillies in towns no one will ever hear about. I'm just ranting I hope someone agrees with me.

robertc [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 1:44pm

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she doesn't need to know anthing and this is proof - you get all this way being a total dumb ass - she could run for president someday just like Hillary.

foretwentee [ban] | Aug 27 07 : 1:55pm

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