I'm not a big Steve O fan but I found his comments to be very funny.

Stevo is definately more than just drunk.

i like salad

i have a rash on my ass so bad

Notice whenever a guy's "buddies" holds them back, they end up getting the crap knocked out of them? Thankfully, I don't have any "buddies."

their fighing over who's gayer
steve o or johnny knoxville

i would never want to be the poor fellow who is considered a good friend of stevo or any of his buddies but...
hes sure as hell funny when theres a tv screen between him and i.