You think the guy inside decided to be a good sport and act all surprised when they finally got in? If it was a hotel, probably would have been easier to go to the front desk and get a key...well, even for an apartment complex you could still get one.

Cant even kick a door down properly

flatfooted bastard, tax $ at work, or too many donuts? i rest my case, your honor.---ye've been aquitted of storing dead bodies with frozen chicken boy, but if you ever set foot in this courthouse again, i will take your chickenskin, and wrap it around your head, 'well yer free ta go, colonel sanders, btw,what does the "colonel" in your name stand for? --well, it's kinda like 'your honor', it doesn't mean shit!

Learn how to breach for dumbies

WHO IS IT...! JUST A MINUTE PLEASEEE....

If after that you get arrested, you fucking deserve to go to jail---

The element of surprise must always remain priority.