Comments - Drunk Chick Offers a Cop Sex to Get out of a DUI

category: Funny | views: 87571 | posted on: 08/30/2007

What was she thinking? Only Barbie Cummings can pull this off.

Slim Jim [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 4:06am

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I WANT IT, can i have it.

Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 4:17am

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Slim Jim on August 30 2007 : 6:06am wrote:
I WANT IT, can i have it.
LOL!
She is CLASSY! I am shocked that she has not had any in years, well, not any that she can remember.
This is not a cops car, its the Re-Hab bus!!!
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DrFell [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 4:28am

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In many years time, he'll be recounting how he met his wife to his kids...
"You want it? You got it!"
Pure. Class. icon_cool.gif

TreeArge [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 4:45am

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her lack of depth perception would only enhance the experience.

darkclould [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 5:18am

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TreeArge on August 30 2007 : 6:45am wrote:
her lack of depth perception would only enhance the experience.
spacial awareness you mean

whatsabolo [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 5:41am

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Was this woman at a bar before she got busted? Because I'm pretty sure if the offer of you want it you got it and you don't have to stay the night were brought up at the bar I'm fairly sure she could go home with at least one guy. icon_rolleyes.gif Guess she doesn't go to the same bars as jimmy. icon_beer.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 6:07am

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Remember all, you can not see her from the waist down, she could have Jabba's body below that neck thus making the deal much less attractive! icon_neutral.gif

gunsboy [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 7:58am

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Hahaha, If you are man enough .. LOL

cucarachito [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 8:03am

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"if you want it , you got it"
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if i had a nickel for every time a woman said that to me, id have _____________________.
(fill in the blank)

toejam [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 8:10am

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no nickels

Zer0hour [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 8:42am

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cucarachito on August 30 2007 : 10:03am wrote:
"if you want it , you got it"......if i had a nickel for every time a woman said that to me, id have _____________________. (fill in the blank)
I am guessing the herpes or maybe the drippy stick.

Tonatiuah [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 8:53am

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let me pull this patrol car over.

killerkids [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 12:23pm

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Lmao, they would of found out if he did it anyway.

towelie420 [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 7:02pm

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yeh i want that video !!!!!! I bet if I did that to a female cop I would have racked up a few more charges ..... F'n double standards...........
EQUALITY BITCHES

playyamongo [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 12:48pm

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cucarachito get a life you fucking piece of shit you sad fucking looser. PS you never even had a girl you wanker!!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

seshperankh [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 3:24pm

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LOL.. thats near me. LOL.. Guess I know whare Im going this weekend.

SplitU238 [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 6:17pm

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Maybe she'll quit partyin'.
NOT!
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CHODA [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 6:43pm

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icon_eek.gif Her face is terribly deformed and blurry.
Maybe the camera was drunk.

whatsabolo [ban] | Aug 31 07 : 7:02am

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HAHA icon_beer.gif

xms32 [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 11:06pm

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Doesn't work. this site sucks. first time here, I aint comin back.

CuteSomedays [ban] | Aug 31 07 : 7:04am

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SEE YA.

seshperankh [ban] | Aug 31 07 : 10:24am

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idiot

XXcgaXX [ban] | Aug 30 07 : 11:45pm

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"I haven't had sex in years" she says.
I can see why. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Ayearebee [ban] | Sep 1 07 : 4:13pm

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She's not had sex in years.....to a cop. This slut probably got banged in the bathroom at the club that night. I'm sorry, but I'm tired of bitches thinking they can get away with anything because they have a vagina. That's a smart cop, being video taped or not he did the right think. I'd slap her with bribery charges in a heartbeat.

smileymike100 [ban] | Sep 6 07 : 6:01am

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she sounded like an old woman anyway lol

zakisbak [ban] | Sep 6 07 : 10:46pm

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bang her then bang her up,sweet

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 12:36pm

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commentless icon_stoned.gif

Shawn [ban] | May 27 08 : 7:32am

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I would have banged her and still arrested her icon_beer.gif

NYCP3L [ban] | Jun 4 08 : 3:37pm

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dido

sandy232 [ban] | May 12 09 : 3:50am

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get your meds here http://rxprovider.com

drccoco [ban] | Sep 7 09 : 3:33pm

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she was just hungry for cum

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