Comments - The Worst Audition for Survivor Ever Recorded

category: Funny | views: 43904 | posted on: 09/05/2007

Even if by some strange chance this stunt went right, I'm pretty sure Survivor doesn't let borderline retarded people on the show anyway.

DuckMySick [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 4:07am

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hmmmm yummy yummy teeth.

LBC1278 [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 1:27pm

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hey, that avatar is imitable!

4evrblu [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 4:26am

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Well, seeing as how this guy cannot even remember his name, DOB or what planet he lives on, my guess is that he broke more than his jaw and a few teeth. In fact, I suspect that his brain is no longer attached to his spinal cord. icon_rolleyes.gif

punisher [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 4:54am

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Darwinism at its best... at least he wont get a wife like that!

TurboGuy [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 5:29am

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Maybe it's just me....but considering there wasn't any emergency, I would have tested my rope tying skills first. Too bad this fool only fell 20 feet - he'll still get an opportunity to reproduce.

CaptanBlackCawk [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 7:11am

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holy Durrrr

Sushi69 [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 7:29am

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"The only thing I can figure is that there was too much slack in the rope"!!!!! At least he still has a future with NASA!!
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futant [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 12:42pm

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No shit.
Reminds me of the Bill Hicks joke about drugged-up idiots who die trying to fly off of roof tops.
"Hey, I've got an idea. Why not try from the ground first?"

explosive intensity [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 7:30am

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I hope he didn't sound that dumb before the accident. icon_rolleyes.gif

santacruztodd [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 7:45am

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Some people should not mate, otherwise this is the result. Maybe he can be the Waterboy.

CombatApproved [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 7:53am

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Umm.....uh.....yeah, there ya go bud icon_beer.gif. Assuming, he hadn't let out too much slack, with as far as he jumped out, wouldn't he of swung back into the cliff side?? Arkansas really needs to keep it's citizens in it's own state....seeing as that this imbicil made it as far as Georgia is friggin' scary icon_rolleyes.gif

CombatApproved [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 8:03am

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OH YEAH....no offense to anyone from Arkansas.....just me being a stereo-typical bastard icon_beer.gif

Zer0hour [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 8:09am

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Hey, ya'll watch this!

TwistedImago [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 8:18am

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Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Oh my lord....reminds me of a flying squirell.....

cucarachito [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 8:21am

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@DuckMySick, your avatar is HORRIBLE! it has been known to cause people to mimic it!
*see today's first video*

DuckMySick [ban] | Sep 6 07 : 12:13am

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HAHA icon_cheesygrin.gif

jqp364 [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 9:09am

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WTF???

Something about this doesn't make any sense.

This guy didn't even look like he was TRYING to rappel anywhere... he just jumped off the edge.

CombatApproved [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 9:21am

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jqp364 on September 5 2007 : 11:09am wrote:
WTF???
Something about this doesn't make any sense.
This guy didn't even look like he was TRYING to rappel anywhere... he just jumped off the edge.
I think he was attempting to rappel "Aussie style" (How it got that name, I have no clue)

the high guy [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 12:36pm

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lol icon_question.gif
HAH!
all he did was hold the rope....he probably thought he was one of those... levitating guys you see everyday by the bodegas... icon_confused.gif

Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 1:33pm

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He should take up bungee jumping, or skydiving, less dangerous icon_cheesygrin.gif

whatsabolo [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 6:13pm

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Maybe he would have more luck trying out for shows like "are you smarter than a 5th grader" icon_lol.gif Grade one math- You have a 20 foot cliff and a 45 foot rope. How much rope should be tied around the tree on top of the cliff? icon_beer.gif This dude should be court ordered to wear a helmet at all times! icon_stoned.gif

Anteraan [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 6:19pm

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"The only thing I can figure is that there was too much slack in the rope"!!!!!
Yea, too bad you couldn't figure that you should have been facing the other direction - not to mention making a smaller jump, etc, etc. icon_idea.gif
Actually, the only thing *I* can figure is that he was really trying to skydive from a low altitude, without a parachute...which is about as smart as what he did anyway. I'll put the over/under on his lifespan at, hmm, 52.

Angel of Sin [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 8:14pm

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What a slacker...

tjingis [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 11:26pm

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hehe, that dude was crazy, and alot more dumber

darkclould [ban] | Sep 6 07 : 1:10am

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nature plays some cruel tricks why let someone like that into the world, he wil probaly leave early but thats not the point icon_rolleyes.gif

deleted user [ban] | Sep 6 07 : 4:35pm

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lurker [ban] | Sep 6 07 : 10:49pm

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DOC2BOC on September 6 2007 : 6:35pm wrote:
HOW DO I GET AN AVATAR
also...whats an avatar//
www.animatedavatars.org
An avatar (icon) is a small picture that people pick to represent themselves on a forum.

XXcgaXX [ban] | Sep 7 07 : 2:49am

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WTF was he trying to do? Bungee jump? The guy probably lost his last two brain cells.

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Bonezoid [ban] | Sep 27 07 : 12:21am

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Good thing he landed on his head... he could have got hurt icon_lol.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 12:04pm

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He has a cool collection of colored straws now icon_stoned.gif

MistaX [ban] | Mar 5 08 : 2:53am

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surfGlobe [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 12:57pm

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wtf? is jumping off a cliff with a rope tied on called repelling these days?!?!

Shawn [ban] | May 3 08 : 8:44pm

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The reason you don't remember anything is because you have no brain. icon_cheesygrin.gif

LEURIS [ban] | May 4 08 : 12:24am

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bigdc [ban] | Jun 26 08 : 6:50am

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STUPID ASS BUT WHAT THE HELL I GOT A LAUGH icon_cheesygrin.gif

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