Comments - The Worst Audition for Survivor Ever Recorded
category: Funny | views: 44005 | posted on: 09/05/2007
Even if by some strange chance this stunt went right, I'm pretty sure Survivor doesn't let borderline retarded people on the show anyway.
explosive intensity [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 7:30am
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I hope he didn't sound that dumb before the accident. ![]()
santacruztodd [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 7:45am
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Some people should not mate, otherwise this is the result. Maybe he can be the Waterboy.
CombatApproved [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 7:53am
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Umm.....uh.....yeah, there ya go bud
. Assuming, he hadn't let out too much slack, with as far as he jumped out, wouldn't he of swung back into the cliff side?? Arkansas really needs to keep it's citizens in it's own state....seeing as that this imbicil made it as far as Georgia is friggin' scary ![]()
CombatApproved [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 8:03am
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OH YEAH....no offense to anyone from Arkansas.....just me being a stereo-typical bastard ![]()
TwistedImago [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 8:18am
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Oh my lord....reminds me of a flying squirell.....
cucarachito [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 8:21am
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@DuckMySick, your avatar is HORRIBLE! it has been known to cause people to mimic it!
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CombatApproved [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 9:21am
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WTF???
Something about this doesn't make any sense.
This guy didn't even look like he was TRYING to rappel anywhere... he just jumped off the edge.
the high guy [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 12:36pm
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lol
HAH!
all he did was hold the rope....he probably thought he was one of those... levitating guys you see everyday by the bodegas... ![]()
Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 1:33pm
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He should take up bungee jumping, or skydiving, less dangerous ![]()
whatsabolo [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 6:13pm
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Maybe he would have more luck trying out for shows like "are you smarter than a 5th grader"
Grade one math- You have a 20 foot cliff and a 45 foot rope. How much rope should be tied around the tree on top of the cliff?
This dude should be court ordered to wear a helmet at all times! ![]()
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"The only thing I can figure is that there was too much slack in the rope"!!!!!
Yea, too bad you couldn't figure that you should have been facing the other direction - not to mention making a smaller jump, etc, etc. ![]()
Actually, the only thing *I* can figure is that he was really trying to skydive from a low altitude, without a parachute...which is about as smart as what he did anyway. I'll put the over/under on his lifespan at, hmm, 52.
darkclould [ban] | Sep 6 07 : 1:10am
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nature plays some cruel tricks why let someone like that into the world, he wil probaly leave early but thats not the point ![]()
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DuckMySick [ban] | Sep 5 07 : 4:07am
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hmmmm yummy yummy teeth.