Protesting Woman Gets Laid Out by a Water Hose
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What would be even funnier is if now everytime she turns on the bath water, she runs away screaming...and slips on the floor and hits her head on the toilet.
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one day a socialist knocked on a farmers door and asked him to join the local socialist party. not knowing what a socialist was, the farmer asked for an example of socialist behavior. the socialist said, "if you have a cow, then everyone in the village can have some of the milk from your cow. its called sharing the wealth."
"that sounds good" said the farmer.
"and if you have a sheep", the socialist said, "then everyone shares in the same wool"
"very nice" says the farmer. " this sounds good"
"thats great says" says the socialist, belieiving the farmer had convert to socialism. "and if you have a chicken, then everyone shares in the eggs"
"WHAT?!" the farmer screams angrily. "thats terrible! get out of here and take your socialist ideas with you!"
"but, but,but" stammered the socialist, "i dont understand. you were happy with the idea of sharing milk and wool. why do you object to sharing eggs?"
"because i dont have a cow or sheep" snarled the farmer. but i do have a chicken"
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toolboox [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 11:19am
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well this is very strange...protesting in chile....they have a socialist party governing chile...It is assumed that in a socialist government no protests exist because it is supposed to be perfect ... that is what the socialists say.....these are the same scenes that were seen by tv under the dictatorship of pinochet 20 year ago... it seems that nothing has changed at all down there ...i think there is a woman governing that country now....it is well know that in santiago of chile they have a wonderful public transport and people are very happy now....check out why on internet...heheehehehe