Comments - Unlucky Skater Detaches his Urethra on a Failed Trick

category: Accidents | views: 31373 | posted on: 10/05/2007

No, I didn't inspect his balls to find out he has a detached urethra. They actually had this guy on Scarred a couple weeks ago, and now he pisses through a tube.

DUCE BIGALOW [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 4:03am

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GOT DUCED!!!

Sushi69 [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 4:05am

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All that is left for this guy is to become a cheereader! LMFAO!! icon_beer.gif

peterzed [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 5:52am

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DuckMySick [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 4:05am

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Hmm do your testicles taste nice?

Scumdog [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 4:15am

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Come on, guys. You don't need to bust his balls... he did it himself!

deleted user [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 4:23am

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Seung-Hui Cho [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 4:33am

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straight up cock grind icon_stoned.gif

StuntmanMike [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 4:36am

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Detached his urethra? icon_eek.gif U didn't even know that was possible. URETHRA.....you know,that's a pretty name. If I ever have a daughter.........

justinkong1 [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 4:38am

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watched one of our local skateboarders have his board crushed under a 4WD the other day... that made my day...
so did this.

word [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 5:12am

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no kids for him icon_twisted.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 5:36am

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LMAO! That stunt took some balls. Literally.

CTDan1979 [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 6:24am

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I didn't realize Skaters has nuts.

Safety First [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 7:20am

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I didn't realize the word "skaters" was a proper noun, or singular.
Idiot.

awwhellnogadammit [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 7:23am

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you idiots, (including the skater) the urethra is the tube you piss through, and or ejaculate with. whether or not his kids wil survive life in this big bad world depends on smart people's breeding statistics. odds in vegas are a billion and 56 to one. that the smart people will not breed.

CTDan1979 [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 7:44am

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Safety First on October 5 2007 : 9:20am wrote:
I didn't realize the word "skaters" was a proper noun, or singular.
Idiot.
When referring to a group of people, yes, Skaters can be used as a noun. Such as Emos, Preppies, etc..
And in reply to your Idiot Comment since we're gonna play a name calling game.. I'll go second.
Moron.

Safety First [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 11:10am

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Evidently you don't know how to use the reply button either.
Skater = a word. Skaters = a word.
"I didn't realize Skaters has nuts." = grammatically incorrect, not to mention a stupid thing to say
You fail.

CTDan1979 [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 2:05pm

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Oh... now I get it. You're the Comment Gestapo! I didn't realize that you would be so worked up over a typo of has vs have. Are you sure YOU'RE not a Skater? Because honestly someone who gets so worked up over a typo of has vs have must have some underlying problems of their own. Lack of nuts there as well? Don't worry I'm sure you can get a prothesis. Also, obviously it was a good thing to say. It evidently got your attention. I also won't be reading nor replying to this thread anymore because I do however have better things to do than banter with someone who's opinion of me or my comments mean less than nothing.

Safety First [ban] | Dec 29 08 : 4:52pm

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"prothesis" is part of the liturgy of the eastern orthodox church. i think you meant to say proSthesis, and you may have, in that other world in which you are NOT a faggot

upsidedowngiraffe [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 6:46pm

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mate, you need balls of steal to be good at 'skating', that guy didn't and there's the result. big bruised balls of mush

spinner [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 7:46am

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He later got arrested for DUI.
(Detaching Urethra Idiotically)

TreeArge [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 8:14am

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I'll watch Israeli Bus bombs...hanging...you name
it... just can't watch skate boarder vids.
They always make me grab whats left of my nuts.

whatsabolo [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 8:23am

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icon_eek.gif Half way to becoming the woman he always wanted to be. icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 8:47am

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nico99 [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 9:08am

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StuntmanMike on October 5 2007 : 6:36am wrote:
Detached his urethra? U didn't even know that was possible. URETHRA.....you know,that's a pretty name. If I ever have a daughter.........
Mr and Mrs Franklin beat you to it.

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 11:19am

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Nice one! R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Nico.

CuteSomedays [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 9:17am

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ooowwwiiieee, and I don't even have me a set of them.

widehead [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 10:20am

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If he has to piss through a tube he has to ejaculate through one as well.....
that'll be nice for a potential girlfriend.
Oh wait, he's a skater, wont be an issue.
Moron.

globetick [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 10:53am

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He was a baritone, but he cried out as a soprano.

ggallin1 [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 11:18am

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I was going to say "walk it off"...but he actually did.

billybobjoesamm [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 11:56am

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One more reason to NOT do a freaking railslide.

Skydiver666 [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 12:13pm

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My fav is the slo-mo replay and his voice..!!! HAHAHAHA Cracks me up everytime.

towelie420 [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 12:26pm

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cpt_Renzo [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 2:09pm

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Dude looked pissed off after the trick. I would never try this unless I was pissed.

metoxic [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 2:25pm

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Ouch icon_exclaim.gif icon_cry.gif

1eyejack [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 4:56pm

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That's a typical skater move called " the banana split".

TurboGuy [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 9:14pm

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It's all good...He wasn't using his dick anyway. Haha.

towelie420 [ban] | Oct 5 07 : 10:41pm

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cpt_Renzo on October 5 2007 : 4:09pm wrote:
Dude looked pissed off after the trick. I would never try this unless I was pissed.
or unless i just pissed

Necramonium [ban] | Oct 6 07 : 4:57pm

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lol,on the other side i wanna laugh so hard and on the other side i feel sorry he takes a piss through a tube,how about wearing a cup? icon_rolleyes.gif

martan [ban] | Oct 7 07 : 12:23am

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it fucking hurts just to watch this!!! icon_stoned.gif

XXcgaXX [ban] | Oct 7 07 : 7:53pm

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Dude, rub some Ben Gay on it it might feel better. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Toxicity [ban] | Oct 16 07 : 11:05am

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I predict Erectile Dysfunction in this guy's immediate future. That's why I never really got into skating, despite almost constant efforts to convert me to one, at one point. Fuck that, I'd rather have my balls then some pointless talent and scarred up legs.

Cobra [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 2:55pm

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yo das wars mit der fruchtbarkeit!

jaysen [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 10:20pm

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ooooooowwwwwwwccccccccchh hhhhhhh!!!! surprizing that he was still walking..

E92PAT [ban] | Jan 20 08 : 10:50am

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lmao.. "my balls" in slow motion was the best part

sandy232 [ban] | May 12 09 : 12:20am

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get your meds here http://rxprovider.com

drccoco [ban] | Sep 8 09 : 1:08pm

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imagine that hurt a little

MachuPichu [ban] | Sep 11 09 : 3:17pm

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Now hess even more gay

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