Learn How Not to Ride a Scooter From this Fat Douchebag

I think I heard the scooter crying. I'll have to watch it again, but I thinkk it also turned itself off once porkboy got on there - nice self-defense mechanism on the part of the scooter.

fat retard

They're obviously not American, judging by their accents.

It's like the tail wagging the dog. Center of gravity is key to scooters and bikes in general. As I've always said... Eveyone rises to their own level of ability.

Don't worry kids he was protected by the layers of blubber. However, someone better get out there and fill in the huge crater before a bus falls into it

If someone slates Americans and then an American gets offended and slates a Brit - that makes you both idiots for arguing when you both obviously agree with each other to be making racist slander about the same person.