try before you buy, nice. love the wee hand sniff at the start just confirming to himself he's still a smelly bastard!

Good thing the camera caught his face, because all they'd have to go on is that he was right-handed

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He was just wanking because of the low, low prices! For your masturbaiting needs shop at wal mart today!

im bout to do that to the video below this one

^That's a little sick, don't you think...

Is that DVD about Chinese railings out already?

Playyamongo in the flesh.

Playyamongo took Blockbuster's "Try before you buy" offer a little too literally!

A little baby-gravey on the remote I bet...

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"I'll just take the tissues thanks"

...one time a friend of mine took a porn mag of the shelf at a newsstand in a railwaystation and after hed opend it, grabbed right into a load of cum some pervert had left there.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
So, never ever read porn mags at railwaystations!

the vid is a porn...if you look close you see a lady riding a guy, then she takes it doggie

I think if you searched through the archives, there are probably quite a few Porn versions of "THE RING".

And he grabs the remote to change the station , while wanking, guy is a pro.

Maybe this was pointed out already, but did anyone notice that the chips were on sale! What a deal!

Yeah, but don't try the dip.

Just walk right in, and have yourself a wank. No charge. Now that's what I call good customer relations.

not sure whats worst you guy's watching another guy wank or trying to express your feeling about the matter ........ oh and by the way i did'nt watch it as i am NOT GAY .......

ha ha aha ahhahahahahah
priceless

I like the polite bow he did at the end.
Fucking one minute man.

shopkeeper - thankyou for your custom, please do "come" again.....

looks like someone needs to teach him how it works,you buy the porn video first than wack off!

whats so funny is that he does this so nonchalantly. never checking to see if he's being watched or sneekily looking over the shelves to see if someones coming (i mean besides him).
its like, "oh looky, a porn video, i think i'll whip out my peepee and yank it a while. yeah, thats what i'll do".
..
oh and one more thing

^Dude look at your screen name.

probably a biker or skate boarding fag....

I might be wrong, but it looked like fuckin' anime, which being a fan of is sicker than jacking in public...

I used to work in a porn store down here in Venice, CA. We had the Christian right throwing bricks through our windows and the very un-Christian wrong doing things from returning oily tapes (we'd keep a roll of paper towels and some disinfectant behind the counter and have them clean them the next time they came in) to leaving a pile of shit in the back corner for us.
Porn is a magnet for all kinds of ill fuckers.
Great stuff, though.

listen you bunch of fucking mamas boys, have you never jerked off in your life? if you see a hot chick then you get horny, must i teach you everything!

Clean up on Aisle 3....PRONTO!

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futant your mother worked at a porn shop and she loved cleaning aisle 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Uh... huh?

Somebody e-mail Mike Rowe & tell him we have a new DIRTY JOB for him...that'll be a nice family episode.

youre trying too hard. Why do faggots compete to have the best "one liner" just watch the fucking video and keep your stupid ass comments to yourself

It's you in the video isn't it? You just don't want people joking about your performance, not to mention that of your mother on the screen.

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This is exactly what I would do if my girl sent me out to get her ChunkyMonkey. Someone soundtrack Korns A.D.I.D.A.S over this vid.

i see school let out early

Hawsaw vewy good movie make me blow. love u long time. Was he in the gay section?

...wank wank wank ... pick nose ... wank wank wank ... fastforward ... wank wank wank...

LET ME TRANSLATE WHAT HE WAS SAYING:OH SHEET.I AM SHO SHAWY.PLEES NO CALL THE POLEESH.ME GO NOW.BONZI...OK MAYBE THAT WAS CORNY.I TRIED.

DAD!!!?????!

DAMN! This is embarassing-I didn't know they had a fuckin camera-i'll never go back there again

wanker! hahahahahaha!!!

Would this be considered stealing? He did wack off in the store before buying it.

He tried to talk his way out of it lol.

Dumb mofo.

i never understood how somebody can get off to anime porn but o well some people just do

oh, poor guy.. doesn't have enough yens to buy that vid

what a dumb fucker, his face is so funny when he got caught

sir, are going to buy it ?? they love you long time..

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Obviously, he was looking for change.

Is porn really that expensive now?

when he gets caught,he looks like hes trying to explain and apologize.Whats to explain? That his brain is messed up and cartoons cause uncontrollable urges to masturbate in public? He should have realized he was busted with no excuse and just walked out.

that reminds me of the time my mother caught me wanking

me so horny

I don't understand this guy - I like to go home, open a bottle of wine, talk nice to myself, light a few candles, set up the tissue runway and take things easy. Beating out in the corner of a shop is just slack.

get your meds here http://rxprovider.com

at that point...what the fuck do you say??? sorry i was jerkin it to your tv??? ahhahahahahahahaha

oh my