skater 0. genetics 0. future of mankind in safe hands.

See? I told you... It's only fun til' somebody gets hurt!

see mon he has his left foot too far forward of the board man like thats so juvie mon any real skater boi knows better than dat mon.
The chick in the background has nice legs mon

mom comes running over u notice

Never get tired of seeing it.
Never.

I wonder if kidcorona is old enough to watch these vids?

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too bad that its in slowmotion.. I want to see him really SMASH his head.. muhahaha.

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Does she have insurance on the kid? Couple more hits like that, and she'll have that new SUV.

Mum's comment would be " not again!".

So instead of "You okay Dude" it's "Aww my little fella let mummy give you a cuddle". Let's hope his friends aren't watching.

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His mum doesn't even move or care ,
as globetick said

milf? ? ...cant tell, too blurry. i saaaaayyy 7 on the milf meter based on the fact that she bought her kid a skateboard, which means she likes stiff boards, which ...

wankers

That would have sucked even if it went as planned.
Really..."watch what I do off this four inch curb"...
Smashing your face HAS to be the best thing I could ever see anyone do off a four inch curb.
Other than stepping into traffic.
Sorry about the western measurements (inch)...
four inches is (I think) equal to about 63 fathoms...or something like that.
I guess it depends on if it's an African, or a European swallow.

NT should hire for their staff; you fucking kill me.He He Har Har Ho Ho

We shouldn't even call these pricks 'skaters' anymore. Pavement fodder; concrete chompers; dentist's wet dream; or ass wipes springs to mind.

I would die a happy man if I never heard that putrid score again.

what song is that ?

Its part of "Karmina Burana" by Carl Orff. It sounded fairly epic in the movie Excalibur with the knights of the round table galloping off in search of the holy grail. Not so much with this guy skating off in search of a skull fracture on a curb.

..."the abortion she should've had". Ah man, the person who writes this comments here is a genius. Whoever it is should have a sitcom on FOX.

owned

That's too funny even with the background music

Among many great captions, this is definitely top 5 in my book!

It's all good... His mom will just have to 'retroactively' abort any of his offspring to make up for her bad judgement. Few people get it right the first time.

At least he doesn't have to run far to get to mommy

Worst mum ever!

Timmy you look so much different after that faceplant!
Good you reminded me too much of your stinkbag of a father anyway ha ha ha

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Boy she sprung right into action didn't she.

Her thoughts:
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"Well serves yourself right. I never wanted your father to buy the stupid thing in the first place, but no, you had to cry and moan until he bought you one. So sucked in you little shit. I am not going to help you"
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------>>4 The Mum.
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and super mom springs into action NOW!!
...NOW!
right around... NOW!
shit... now?
anytime soon would be nice.
...just take your sweetass time as he bleeds to death....

his mom just wait until he die

Moron Parental Unit is contributing to the delinquency of a minor, by sitting there and watching as he helps ruin society.