Just out of curiosity....
Being from the US, if say I were on vacation in Paris....& I-lets say-for the sake of example-punched my wife in the face.
Is it illegal?
I was just wondering.
A friend wanted to know.
Yeah, thats it.

I understand it's legal in the Middle East, but I wouldn't recommend taking your old lady there just so you can whack her in the chops with impunity. Info for your...er... friend!?.

I guess so... Especially if your wife was French, then you're bullet proof.

lmao lets be serious french are pussies who cant fight

Yep, absolutely. They had to be rescued from Adolf in WWII. And all they sent was a statue. Thanks France.

They're sitting on the fence mother fuckers in forum of world events and polotics.

And when the UK was fighting against Argentina, France continued to supply exocet missiles to the fuckers who were using them against us brits. And that's despite request's from Margaret Thatcher for them to desist from supplying. Short memory stinking of garlic, hairy pussied mother fuckers.

They can't hide from the facts can they...try as they might....we will always remember.
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