Comments - Suspect Punches a Cop in the Face and Flees in his Vehicle

category: Cool | views: 53120 | posted on: 11/14/2007

This happened in an Amish town about 10 minutes from where I live, and I can honestly say it's the most action they've seen since Ezekiel Yoder raped his daughter with a pitchfork back in '95.

deleted user [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:09am

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dizdabiz [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 7:48am

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the only person who can do''THE LEGENDARY POINT OF DEATH'' is the ''TECHNOVIKING'' so sorry it it was a fail!

nadamas [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:13am

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First bitches!

Sushi69 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:14am

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"Well officer Pilsbury Doughboy, we have evaluated your performance over the last quarter and have decided that you would be more suited to a career in flower arranging" icon_eek.gif

liacon [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:20am

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That's going to be hard to beat. Very funny icon_cheesygrin.gif

deleted user [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:21am

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TakeNote [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:19am

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I think a police baton to the head would do. I would of tried em. It could of save him the embarrassment of wrecking his car and screaming after getting punched.

ggallin1 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:23am

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Police later learn that the man, who goes by the name JAM was upset about having his account suspended.
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GOOD FUCKING MORNING EVERYBODY!!!

Rainman [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:24am

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I didn't watch til the end so the suspect punched the cop and got a way
justlikeitshouldbe

Oso [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:26am

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That cop would have benefited from a tazer & a little help from that BBC news crew.

Da Bomb [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:26am

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icon_beer.gif Talk about good enough reason for semi-deadly force, shoot him in the kneecap, he'll stop icon_stoned.gif

liacon [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:33am

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That video left me with an empty feeling.

justinkong1 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:34am

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was there a need to shot the redneck? nah.. follow him and then fuck up by rolling your vehicle... brilliant move officer... back to that desk job for you.

nico99 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:39am

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"No textbook can prepare him for the horrors this evening is about to bring..."
Actually - there is one:
The Illustrated Guide To Being Pushed Around By A Shabby Drunk Despite You Being The One With The Gun.
Hodder & Stoughton, £9.99.

Sushi69 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 6:17am

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LOL! Legend. icon_beer.gif

toxsick [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:52am

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the cop should have blew his tyres out...what a dumb fark.

Mr.Bide [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:52am

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Fortunately this cop wasn't raped with a pitchfork icon_beer.gif

bluegrassassassin [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:12am

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I hate cops myself but that little piggie should have shot Billy Bob in the nuts icon_exclaim.gif

CombatApproved [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:14am

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WOW......um......horrors? ? Did they say that was the CHIEF of police, or was I misunderstood....I'm not sure I could confidently follow my chief, if it were him.....kinda shabby in my opinion. I've seen rookies handle themselves better......piss poor manuevering in the cruiser too I might add.

nico99 on Nov 14 07 : 6:39am wrote:
"No textbook can prepare him for the horrors this evening is about to bring..."
Actually - there is one:
The Illustrated Guide To Being Pushed Around By A Shabby Drunk Despite You Being The One With The Gun.
Hodder & Stoughton, £9.99.
HAHAHA cheers to you Nico icon_beer.gif

J BOLTS [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:17am

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WHERE WAS HIS TAZER? FUCK THAT FILTHY PIG ANYWAY icon_stoned.gif

madmike [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:25am

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maybe this was a training video on what not to do

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:31am

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How, exactly, did "Dave" get to be "chief"?

globetick [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:37am

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To quote the immortal words of GG. Taze that bastard!.

BubbaG [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:52am

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The cop did good by not shooting him, but he did extremely bad in not macing they guy square in the face and then finishing him off with a little stick time to the back of the kegs and head.

ratz1819 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:54am

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Well that made me feel a lot safer ... NOT

jcool [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 6:23am

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Hmmm... reminds me a little of the bad guy from Last Action Hero, except without the yellow raincoat. Still deserved a bullet to the face though.

Jimi Shawcross [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 6:25am

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icon_rolleyes.gif I allways wanted to punch a Cop in the face....maybe I should move to Ohio. icon_beer.gif

explosive intensity [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 6:36am

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The narrator was hilarious.

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:38pm

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Hi(gh) explosive. FYI the narrator's name is Quentin Willson, and he looks like the bastard son of The Count from Sesame Street. For further details check out www.quentinwillson.co.uk icon_beer.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 6:41am

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Chief? damn, he'll never here the end of it.

sm0ka [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 6:42am

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dont fuck with my dad !

TurboGuy [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 6:48am

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What a joke. "My taxes pay you". Assuming he even pays taxes and what? His contribution to that cops salary is 37 cents? I guess tasers are in short supply in Ohio.

moveoutofmomshouse [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 7:49am

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Do you understand how taxes work? If he owns a home, he pays property taxes and they aren't 37 cents. However, giving you the benefit of the doubt, about 10% of property taxes go to local law enforcement. That is if he pays around 2000 dollars in taxes annually, he pays that police force around 200 dollars a year. And if he is a state trooper, everytime you buy anthing in that state you pay for that trooper. State sales tax.

TurboGuy [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 9:14am

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Are you sure you've moved out of your Mom's house? 200 dollars a year divided by 2000 troopers is 10 cents. Thanks for your idiotic comment.

fulaftrbrnr [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 12:45pm

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No offense but you are wrong. The man pays 2000 dollars in taxes, 10% of that is $200 with a small force of say 100 officers, employees, and staff(AND this is just for one local police force, whereas taxes are actually divided amongst every local force and state force), this means that this man contributes $2 to this trooper's yearly salary, but in reality it is far less because in the state of Ohio there are probably around 1000 law enforcement employees, lowering this number to a measly twenty cents.

TurboGuy [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 1:18pm

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Again, assuming he even pays taxes and he's not living at his mommy's house. And no offense - 200 dollars a year isn't paying squat towards that trooper's salary, when it's divided among the entire state police budget.

slamdawg9 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 6:59am

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Da Bomb on Nov 14 07 : 6:26am wrote:
Talk about good enough reason for semi-deadly force, shoot him in the kneecap, he'll stop
Exactly what I was going to say.

Coolhand213 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 7:00am

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I'm an Ohioan as well, and I've been in this same situation. The man is not drunk, he is just stuffed with pie. Anyone who has ever been to Sugarcreek and eaten about 3 lbs of strawberry rhubarb Amish deliciousness knows exactly what I'm talking about ... which is probably no one but Scot.

MapleAide [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 7:14am

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If he thinks that was horror, what is he going to call an encounter with an armed suspect?

BEERMAN [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 7:39am

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EMBARRASSIN FER DAT COP !!
HE HAS NO BIDNIS BEIN OUT DARE !! NEEDS TO BE DESK JOCKEY, DISPATCHER-ANYTHING BUT WHERE HE IS - SHOULDA CAPPED DAT FUCKIN NEANDERTHAL, OR AT LEAST KICKED HIM IN DA NUTS !!!!
tink i'll have anudder one icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif
kin ya play me sum Lynerd Skynerd ?????????

that guy [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 7:50am

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Poor cop. Im sure he never hears the end of it back at the station. icon_smile.gif

Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 8:36am

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Can we get that announcer to narrate every cop/shooting/police chase video? He was hilarious icon_cheesygrin.gif

vunmenbend [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 9:38am

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that cop was a wuss
try punching a cop and driving off in NY

Da Bomb [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 10:32am

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vunmenbend on Nov 14 07 : 11:38am wrote:
that cop was a wuss
try punching a cop and driving off in NY
You got THAT right..on your death certificate would be a box to check off that says" Last Official Act" icon_beer.gif

neebuz [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 11:04am

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waste of a good punch

Nina [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 11:28am

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Dude, what fucking town is this? In LA, NY... etc. anywhere else the cop would have shoot him in the head by now... icon_eek.gif

sd21 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 12:20pm

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Sir, please place your left index finger on the tip of your nose and... *punch*

kippa [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 12:36pm

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i hope that bitch gets wat she deserves fuckin burn the bitch ,torture her,hang her etc.

BEERMAN [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 12:46pm

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Nina ......................... .i luv u
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IdanD [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 1:27pm

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stupid americans

TimmerNM [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:23pm

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Its America!
accurate discription

EQYPTT [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 1:40pm

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Read this I found it funny.
http://thexter.livejourna l.com/profile
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H3d547 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 2:07pm

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hah,the cop should have been more aggresive ,sometimes I don't understand the american policemen,they are to scary/ or something like that. In Russia ,we take good care of criminals ;).Especially child rapers and murderers.Simply,if they resist , we shot them in the leg first,if that won't help, officers hit the suspect with a nightstick 'til he understand that the police got him now.

FUCTUP [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 2:19pm

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^^^Thanks EQYPTT but i think it was a spoof lol

cyclops [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 2:32pm

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hahahahaha stupid fucking pig

Gplanet [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 2:55pm

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LOL... wait my TAXES!!!! icon_frown.gif

metoxic [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 3:26pm

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Going by his driving, I think perhaps the cop had drunk more than the suspect icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif

Notor [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 3:35pm

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Pepper spray? Taser? None of this ringing any bells chief?

dtlte [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 3:40pm

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worst cop ever...just shoot the fucker

Scadilla [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 3:42pm

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What a stupid fucking cop.

Rob8729 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 3:53pm

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Pesus [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:07pm

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Fucking amish. They're like the complete opposite of muslim extremists. It'd be cool of all amish kids were secretly taught deadly martial arts and one day they rose up and took over america.

JT2007 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:16pm

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I love the commentary HILARIOUS icon_lol.gif

N-T-Fan [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:19pm

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Wow...I live about 20 minutes from Sugarcreek! I may know who posted this Video
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Clarityrains [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:27pm

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the increasingly scared chief agler can do nothing to stop him"
umm, I might be wrong here, but couldn't he have just shot him? I'm being serious. They guy dies. So what? Yay. The world just got lighter!!!!
Bill hicks is my soul mate.

Killerdude [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:28pm

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AK47heaven [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:39pm

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that cop is a fucking putz

whiteboy_meh [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:13pm

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i dunno about you but his ferocious pointing finger scared the shit outa me

TimmerNM [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 5:18pm

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I dont own a flannel!!
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deleted user [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 7:14pm

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BDAVE [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 7:21pm

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That worthless, fat, inept, stupid, weak, pathetic, inbred, dumbass, incompetent COP is an embarrasment to every man or women to ever wear a police (Or Security) uniform. What a worhthless piece of shit. I have more respect for an un-armed ex-con security guard working at the local mall in mobile alabama. What a disgrace.

babyboomer [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 8:05pm

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Was that a real cop or a pussy posing as a cop? Sure wouldn't want him around a Real Situation-he might get screwed (if you know what I mean!)

lildevil [ban] | Nov 15 07 : 2:02am

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Was this in Middlefield Ohio? Tazers and Pepper Spary, and a Baton to the head would seem to be the order of the day. icon_beer.gif

alltoxic [ban] | Nov 15 07 : 2:10am

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If the suspect was black he would've been shot dead.icon_rolleyes.gif This cop was apparently a cop extra from those police academy films. icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

towelie420 [ban] | Nov 15 07 : 5:23pm

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I like the end icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

nukemm3333 [ban] | Jan 30 08 : 12:30pm

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Damn it! I can think with that big sexy ass shaking in my face. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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