Comments - Shovel-wielding Pregnant Girlfriend Versus Man in a Van

category: Bizarre | views: 48483 | posted on: 11/29/2007

If I was the baby in her womb listening to this madness, I'd abort myself.

deleted user [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:12am

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XXcgaXX [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:23am

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Here's an idea: drive away

guitar69man [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:36am

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I think it was the chick's car and he was her passenger waiting for her to comeback. If so, driving away would be grand theft auto. He was just being smart and kept shooting the incriminating video. That's what I gather from this video anyways. icon_wink.gif

TakeNote [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 5:30am

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If a girl was pregnant with my kid and was going fucking nuts I would be concerned too! But the funny part was when he jumped out to look at the car and she came running back, lol!

jon1012 [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:28am

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Which country is this?? I dont recognise the language!!

cerveza666 [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:39am

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1st The country is Irak :)
2nd It sounds strange the guy didnt have a gun he he
3rd The bitch must have been possed by the devil obviously eh icon_lol.gif
PS: GOD HELP when an american chick goes beserk aaaaaarrgh

XXcgaXX [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:42am

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guitar69man on Nov 29 07 : 6:36am wrote:
I think it was the chick's car and he was her passenger waiting for her to comeback. If so, driving away would be grand theft auto. He was just being smart and kept shooting the incriminating video. That's what I gather from this video anyways.
He looks at the damage and says "HOLY SHIT" I'm pretty sure that was his car. If it wasn't his car he (like me) wouldn't give a shit.

liacon [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:46am

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Speaking of country; thanks alot Carrie Underwood icon_frown.gif
I hope someone out there gets this reference icon_smile.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:48am

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A look in the future Britney's next pregnancy
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE......

ggallin1 [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:48am

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That why I believe in late term abortions.
By late term I mean up to 60-70 years old.
She's only about 25 or so-so she would qualify.
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I also believe in free abortions for registered democrats.

Da Bomb [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 5:24am

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Is it too late for her to be a crib death? justwondering..oh God, I copied rainman and you...What's to become of me? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 6:38am

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You know whats 18" long & will keep her screamin' all night long?
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sids
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Thats sick, I'm sorry.
wait....no, I'm not.
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-GG

Da Bomb [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 7:07am

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LOL.. icon_beer.gif

towelie420 [ban] | Feb 11 08 : 9:23am

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ggallin1 on Nov 29 07 : 9:38am wrote:
You know whats 18" long & will keep her screamin' all night long?

sids

Thats sick, I'm sorry.
wait....no, I'm not.

-GG
LOL
I actually got in a fight over this joke in a bar in Seattle because some whore got offended and I used the word bitch in the joke (Whats18inlongandmakeanyb itchcryinthemorn?)
so I tell the guy, after a few choice drunk words, Well I wasnt talking about your bitch icon_eek.gif icon_exclaim.gif
GGALLINROCKS Love the joke to this day

XXcgaXX [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:49am

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He says "HOLY FUCK" to be exact, (watched it again) His reaction was hilarious icon_lol.gif

Oso [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:56am

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Hell hath no fury like a crazy bitch with a shovel! icon_cheesygrin.gif

deleted user [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 5:11am

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everythingtoxic [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 5:17am

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Oh my - what future does this kid have?!? A future on nothingtoxic .
btw nice trailer icon_eek.gif -

Da Bomb [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 5:29am

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Jesus, time to up her dosage don't you think Dr GG? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

mightyaphrodite [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 5:43am

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I don't think you guys understand, being pregnant makes you a little crazy and evil icon_twisted.gif

NUIYZ [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 7:27am

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" a little crazy and evil"???

yaneq [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 10:40am

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hormons from hell

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 5:49am

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Good idea: When my wife next goes "off on one" I'll ask her to pause while I fetch my video camera. That should go down well, don't you think, guys?

Jimi Shawcross [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 6:10am

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icon_rolleyes.gif Maybe she had a craving for some Ice Cream and Pickles....and the Dude came home Empty Handed....That's Shovel beaten worthy.... icon_rolleyes.gif

Skydiver666 [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 6:27am

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psyco biatch

rascoil [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 7:18am

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I bet it was as much fun fucking her

jjhlazarus [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 7:36am

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thats some redneck shit.

QB [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 7:37am

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The Shovelers pregnant girlfriend from Mystery Men! Fighting crime one ditch at a time!

redneckwhitey [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 7:38am

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She's a rage-aholic and she cant live without rage-ahol (blatant rip-off of the simpsons)
-2 thumbs down.

Fearthereaper [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 7:41am

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I think she got a little pissed she walked in on her redneck boyfriend screwing the crap out of his 12 year old male cousin. Dang rednecks. icon_evil.gif

thearchangel [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 7:56am

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.....and that was a clip from the Blair Bitch Project. Excuse me while I run to the bathroom and throw up uncontrollably. icon_eek.gif

IKILLMEANPEOPLE [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 8:59am

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TYPICAL YOUNG AMERICAN RELATIONSHIP, PATHETIC.

globetick [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 9:52am

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Women!. Always digging shit up for no reason!.

mcdeez [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 10:05am

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what part of 'drive the F#$k away' doesn't he understand? shouldn't she be washing dishes or something anyway??? icon_cool.gif

aliroy [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 10:55am

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I wonder if she screamed the same way when he boinked her.
Oh well, the video was okay. I've never spent 45 seconds looking at a dashboard

brewly [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 11:31am

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dumb ass americans! USA sucks balls

Toxicity [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 12:28pm

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God, shut the fuck up you troll. You said the same thing on a different post.
@ vid - reminds me of that song by Buckcherry called 'Crazy Bitch'.
This video should be an advertisement for Trojan condoms.

Dynabolic [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 8:19pm

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Brewly,
America should be spelt with a Capital A, you dum arse

Couch Jockey [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 11:52am

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I gathered that he brought her to the house of the other woman he's been porking and she lost her mind.
The guy is a dumbass, he should have just driven away and left her there.

I am Chris [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 12:15pm

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never trust a pergnant chick icon_neutral.gif

vulturedoors [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 12:30pm

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He seemed surprised but not especially upset that she was banging up the car. Must not be his car, in which case driving off might be considered, oh, grand theft auto.

BEERMAN [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 12:43pm

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YEA-CAREY UNDERWOOD-THAT'S THE TICKET
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TurboGuy [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 1:55pm

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The kid will turn out just fine.

ManofWild [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 2:30pm

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Who gave that crazy bitch a shovel?

Oceanic [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 2:36pm

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We can all rest assured she will one day be beating the kid.

chiefdon [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 3:31pm

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Trailer Park Americans

Jazeera [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:09pm

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...and their going to bring a "baby" into this world..jjst lovely icon_rolleyes.gif

longrodvonhugendong [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 4:42pm

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those people live in trailers?!?!?!? who wouldve thought?

TimmerNM [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 5:45pm

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I wish I had an army of them!
Shovel packing, pissed off pregnant, runnin the whitehouse!Kind of like it is now!!!!
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beers for independents!!

HUMANSENSE [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 6:28pm

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Just give her back the crackpipe, but don't tell her you smoked all her dope, and stop having sex with your sister too. icon_cool.gif

Keisersozze [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 6:51pm

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That was a good way to keep provoking her by sitting in the car instead of driving further away.
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Crazy bitch though.

xretrox [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 7:04pm

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guess the guy doesnt like to be hit on

deleted user [ban] | Nov 29 07 : 8:37pm

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misanthropic [ban] | Nov 30 07 : 12:37am

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one good thing about cuba is that abortions are free

burndog65ca [ban] | Nov 30 07 : 6:33am

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just lets the bitch bang up his car. then when shes done he drives off, WHAT AN IDIOT!!!

DramaTim [ban] | Nov 30 07 : 12:24pm

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I know it's was posted many times by why didn't dumb ass leave, what else is there to say

Devious [ban] | Nov 30 07 : 12:51pm

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He should've turned the camera off and beat the whore to death with the shovel.

Gplanet [ban] | Nov 30 07 : 2:14pm

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she sounds like the exorcist icon_twisted.gif

crederer [ban] | Dec 1 07 : 9:00am

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Even if it wasn't his car I'm sure there would be some sorta laws that would allow him to steal a car in order to save his fucking life. I Know in Canada you can pretty much do anything you want if someone else is putting your life at risk.

Dan Russell [ban] | Dec 1 07 : 6:35pm

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Someone's disgruntled. icon_cheesygrin.gif

jay b [ban] | Dec 1 07 : 11:16pm

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He should be President of the United States and she should be Secretary of State. That would scare the jihadis.

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TimTheLord [ban] | Dec 6 07 : 3:03pm

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Women like that should be shot at birth.
Why did he just happen to have a video camera with him? Also he should be shot, that was some of the worst filming I've ever seen.

sukamonuka [ban] | Dec 9 07 : 3:56pm

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Women.......

pikemaster [ban] | Dec 14 07 : 5:45pm

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its a set up i think , but also i dont know why but first thing that came to my head was blair witch , cuz of the fotography and u never ever see fuck all only vocals , shamone mofo icon_confused.gif

deleted user [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 2:54pm

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Excalibur [ban] | Dec 20 07 : 10:37am

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Its making my go dizzy by looking the camera moving up and down icon_mad.gif

Melnikov [ban] | Dec 24 07 : 1:06am

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is it just me or tht is the funniest shit ever

Afrokasa [ban] | Dec 26 07 : 7:58am

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O_O Crack my window bitch ill crack your face...

deleted user [ban] | Jan 13 08 : 8:28am

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MetalPSI [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:29pm

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You dont watch much american tv do you? lol Heres a tip, dont start....

creampuff [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 3:19pm

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Oh ya...NOw must put in Drive, floor it, turn 180, flatten her.

2lolo [ban] | Feb 7 08 : 1:02pm

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What the FUCK ,,,!!!!! He just didn't drive away.... He is the dum fuck..

towelie420 [ban] | Feb 11 08 : 9:12am

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this is a live and thrierving animal located in the southern states, survival is credited to wall mart and cheap beer. Durring NASCAR and mating season you can witness heated debates in the trailer park that usually end up in drunken sex with a relitive too piss of another relitive
LIFE IS A GARDEN.......SO DIG IT

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 2:31pm

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FUCKING INSANE CUT FACE!!

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 5:58am

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was that his van? because he didn't seem too concerned that she was beating the hell out of it.

darkangelicdust [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 8:05am

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icon_cheesygrin.gif hormones at their best...and why isnt he driving away, he likes it?

Komodo [ban] | May 4 08 : 3:10am

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I hope that guy never becomes a cinematographer.