Comments - The Drunkest Man on the Planet Falls Out of his Car

category: Funny | views: 37734 | posted on: 12/05/2007

Every town in the world has a guy just like this. Every couple of weeks, you hear about him getting hit by a car or raping a farm animal. But he's always back.

liacon [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:17am

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Hey I think I seen this guys sister earlier with her head in a toilet icon_wink.gif

MightyMos [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:19am

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hahaha good one!

sambreez [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:23am

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Disgusting, THEY should be cleansed.

vidra [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:23am

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he's done icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:24am

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whiteNproud [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:25am

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aww, harmless guy just minding his own buisness, :-) much respect my friend have another icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:28am

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VampicLord [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:34am

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Dude... It IS Phil! And he's helping him back in the car.
Seriously, who the fuck would do that? It's like, the drunkest dude in the planet and he's helping him back in the car? Come on!

tko101 [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:44am

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its ok it wasnt the drivers seat, i thought it was at first, had to watch it again

Killerdude [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:50am

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get that man another icon_beer.gif
Some country's the toilet is the street so technically he's in the shiter....

andyward82 [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:59am

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I think this fella would beat the chap wearing number 16 in a fight - even in the state he is now! hahaha.

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 5:00am

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And he's the designated driver. icon_eek.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 5:57am

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Cracked me up dude icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

deadbodyman62 [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 5:51am

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ok, this cold muddy pot hole is far too clean, i'll puke in it first, before i nose dive in it, hahaha.

TheGoli [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 5:55am

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That's me on a sunday morning icon_beer.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 6:02am

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European judges gave him an 8.5 for his form on faceplant...Hey nt-ers, right click it and set it on slow speed and you can see just how graceful it was..a thing of beauty icon_beer.gif

gil69 [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 6:25am

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what a loser icon_rolleyes.gif

AssHat [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 6:41am

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Its amazing that the USA actually built up quite a formidable military to fight the Russians. You could snipe that asshole with an Airsoft gun.

mrcapone [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 6:42am

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Be polite folks! ALcoholism is a disease, and in poor countries there´re no effective laws agaisnt drunk drivers. I`m alcoholic myself, and I know how fuckin´ wasted I am currently due to this dependence. No friends and social life at all.

TigerWapWap [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 7:47am

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haave another, ya fu**kingg loouuuuusscchhh. icon_cheesygrin.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 7:56am

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Cancer is a disease.
Alcoholism is a lack of self control.

LaTiN_FrEsH [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 7:12am

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I Didn't Find It That Funny Until The End When He Wave At The Camera Fucking Scum

fakelol66 [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 7:37am

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He's probably thinking: 'good thing I didn't puke in the car'

mrcapone [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 8:00am

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ggallin1 on Dec 5 07 : 9:56am wrote:
Cancer is a disease.
Alcoholism is a lack of self control.
You´re equivocate. Alcoholism is considered a disease since decades through Global Health Council.

Buckethead [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 8:10am

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Alcohol is a disease, who made up this story

globetick [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 8:12am

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Living in that shithole, is it any wonder he has get in that state of mind.

Oceanic [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 8:30am

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mrcapone on Dec 5 07 : 8:42am wrote:
Be polite folks! ALcoholism is a disease, and in poor countries there´re no effective laws agaisnt drunk drivers. I`m alcoholic myself, and I know how fuckin´ wasted I am currently due to this dependence. No friends and social life at all.
No, its not a disease. Its a decision by people to escape their pain. It just makes it easier for society by calling it a disease but never will there be a drug to cure it.

Toxicity [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 8:48am

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Oh man, I've been there before. You feel like you weigh 500 pounds because it's so hard to get up, head spinning like a dradel.
I had a bad experience on Southern Comfort 100 proof....need I say more...

Toxicity [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 9:00am

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woops. Didn't mean to reply to you Oceanic.

Da Bomb [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 9:35am

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Toxicity on Dec 5 07 : 10:48am wrote:
Oh man, I've been there before. You feel like you weigh 500 pounds because it's so hard to get up, head spinning like a dradel.
I had a bad experience on Southern Comfort 100 proof....need I say more...
I can honestly say Southern Comfort has never given me a bad experience...from what I can remember...but I lost the part of my brain that stored info from 1999 to 2003, so if I pissed anybody off...I'm sorry icon_beer.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 9:49am

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Being drunk: Great
Falling out your car puking: Happens
Waving to say everythings Ok: Priceless

Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 11:08am

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ggallin1 on Dec 5 07 : 9:56am wrote:
Cancer is a disease.Alcoholism is a lack of self control.
AIDS is a disease caused by a lack of self control icon_beer.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 12:22pm

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Man this is fun !! Y'all wantna join the party ???
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Mossberg 500 [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 12:55pm

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Our town drunk has got that guy beaten. He was banned from my local pub for shitting himself while standing at the bar, but his finest moment was when he accidentally set his house on fire and then attacked the firefighters who came to save him.

Skydiver666 [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 1:59pm

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funny, but at least he was pulled over...i think he just woke up and was fucked up. Why did they let him stay in the water. and i was just waiting for them to put him back in the car and him drive off. LOL
oh well drunk happens

PaulDavidHewson [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 2:26pm

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FUCK! its dirty bertie from number 30 again
oh the shame icon_redface.gif

XXcgaXX [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 3:19pm

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At least he wasn't driving. That car.............
Isn't the steering wheel on the wrong side icon_question.gif

SultrySalesman [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:03pm

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Someone needs to buckle him up and put him behind that wheel. He's good to go!

AK47heaven [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 4:52pm

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that dude knows how to party... now go drive home...

burndog65ca [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 5:08pm

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you should see me when im drunk icon_beer.gif

kaboom [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 5:16pm

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well he seemed pretty hapy, lol
just like my uncle :D

liacon [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 5:33pm

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Ggallin, as always, great comment icon_beer.gif
Oceanic, great comment and I believe Insurance co. are making some cash. icon_beer.gif
No one wants to take responsibilty for their actions so they say it's not their fault, it's a disease icon_rolleyes.gif

MICOTHEFREAKO [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 6:12pm

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WOW GREAT IDEA PUT THE DRUNK GUY YOU CANT EVEN SIT UP STRAIGHT INSIDE OF A CAR. AND WAS HE PUKING OR WERE THOSE HES BOOGERS icon_question.gif

kenny71 [ban] | Dec 5 07 : 10:55pm

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a real friend wouldve gave him the keys so he could have drove home................(whis tles)

fakelol66 [ban] | Dec 6 07 : 8:13am

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he had that 'drunk guy breathing' going. didn't he?

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gandalf117 [ban] | Dec 8 07 : 4:03pm

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don't worry, in this condition he will still drive the car better than a woman, so it is ok

kontinental [ban] | Dec 11 07 : 3:17am

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says the man who cant get any women... bet u are ugly as fuck

kontinental [ban] | Dec 11 07 : 3:09am

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just another weekday in russia..

mrsubway [ban] | Dec 11 07 : 11:37am

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Dad? icon_eek.gif icon_stoned.gif

sensation [ban] | Dec 12 07 : 5:11pm

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bulgaria DOES hold the record for drunkest driver ever

deleted user [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 2:26pm

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shane2dope [ban] | Dec 19 07 : 2:01pm

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I had an experience like this once.. Only i didn't fall in a puddle of water outside .. I fell in a puddle of my own puke on the bathroom floor.. It wasn't a moment I'd mark down as fun..

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voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:54am

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the dude that helps the drunk out is like "HEY!! you've had too much buddy.....you should drive home." Great video

MetalPSI [ban] | Feb 9 08 : 5:03pm

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Wait till he comes out of his stupor to find his keys are actually in his ass.

Komodo [ban] | Feb 19 08 : 11:12pm

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He's a pro.

Dan Russell [ban] | Mar 2 08 : 3:27am

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He went from trying to drive a car to face first in the puddle. He shut that engine off, kerosine isn't cheap you know. He was starting to come too as he waved to the camera.

OnlyOneOar [ban] | May 6 08 : 7:41am

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Uncle Sergey?

jackrussel01 [ban] | May 6 08 : 12:59pm

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scott how the fuck did you get this vid of my grandad icon_confused.gif

i hate white people [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 3:09pm

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give him back his keys hes good to drive home

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 9:51pm

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fully....another couple of vodka's will pick him back up.
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newsense [ban] | Sep 22 08 : 12:50pm

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I always wondered what kind of person could drown in a half inch of water...

MachuPichu [ban] | May 27 09 : 2:24pm

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Here have some more of these - icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

drccoco [ban] | Sep 9 09 : 6:38pm

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