Suicide Bomber Prematurely Blows the Hell Out of Himself

That's the only good outcome from this...the idiots that wear vests will for the majority of the time...still remain after the blast as it cuts the individual in half upon detonation. The head is usually left, as are the legs.
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Enough remains to identify him and uncover his ties.
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Nice juicy fact for those that didn't know.
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Don't you just hate ie when you blow your load early?

He was expecting 72 virgins, he got them, has to spend eternity playing dungeons ad dragons with 72 male nerds.

HOPE HE LIVES TO BE 90 AND SUFFERS EVERY MINUTE OF HIS MISERABLE LIFE IN AGONY.
AND WHEN HE FINALLY CROAKS HE ENDS UP IN HELL.

If anybody has an ounce of sympathy for this cum guzzling homo i wouldn't mind if the same happened to you. Matter of fact i'd be the one holding the camera and spitting on your corpse as you lay dying.

hahahah fuck that asshole i hope his virgins are like the bitches from 2 girls one cup

yeah but they're 70 yrs old and real ugly. They had to be exceptionally ugly to stay virgin in this world. Excactly like "Samwise Cockfetish" here on NT :] (Where are you little man?) Hehehe