Comments - Nutcase Has a Panic Attack on an Airplane to London
category: Bizarre | views: 33287 | posted on: 12/15/2007
A swift front tooth-breaking uppercut would've solved this much faster.
Laughing Gravy [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 4:30am
+5 
This was B.A. Baracus (British Airways Baracus). He said he didn't wanna get on no plane, fool! 
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 5:24am
+14
I thought it was Goli, too, being taken for some well-deserved"special rendition" at Guantanamo by a few NT regulars.
+6
Well kids, I'm Iranian, one thing you would never be, I know people as jealous at us Iranian, for not been born Iranian, well I can only say, may God forgive you for not beeing the right. It isn't your fault. But this man really was retarded as the majority of Americans in here. And thanks to the men for beeing so patient, I don't think I could be.
+11
Who the fuck is jealus at Iranians especially at retard like you???
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO GET TOGETHER YOU IRANIAN PIECE OF SHIT????? You are tough on the web- let's get together to talk in person? I'll come to the Denmark just say when you worthless piece of shit
+7
Ieatdog - Well, jealousy is a bad thing you know that? Maybe in your next life you become Iranian, if you're lucky and deserve it, untill than please be quite not for my sake but for anyone in here.
pjuf - Well you're welcome to visit me, It's you which need to seek a psychologist, maybe they can cure your disorder, I can't sorry, but I really wish that I could.
+8
LOL TheGoli you are wuss and nothing else.Iranian piece of shit. Go back beating your drunk mother. To be an Iranian is the biggest punishment in the world.IT's like being in hell, but you already know that don't you. You are on the same level as shit - stink miles away. That is why Iran is 3000000 years back in time ,in stone age...
Ahmed: good idea, go back to your retarded mum to change your diapers ...
+3
pjuf - Well, you're right about our government is fuck up, that's why I'm not living in Iran, but the country is the most beutifully in this world, America isn't beutiful at all, lots of guns, criminals, poverty, gangs, robbers, murders, sick society.. your chances of survival are zero almost, but chances of getting shot or killed is very high.
AEnemaBay - No I don't agree with that, I heard it also in tv, apparently our president is an asshole, actually bigger than yours.
ChimpyChompy [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 4:37am
+6
They should've gagged or KO'd the fucker for the sake of the other passengers. Some nutter shouting crazy shit & 'Allah Ackbar' is probably the last thing you want to hear when you're 30,000 feet in the air.
+5
[quote=ChimpyChompy, Dec 15 07 : 6:37am]
They should've gagged or KO'd the fucker for the sake of the other passengers. Some nutter shouting crazy shit & 'Allah Ackbar' is probably the last thing you want to hear when you're 30,000 feet in the air.
"shouting allah ackbar at 30,000 lol . shit you that 
Killerdude [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 4:57am
+5
well he thinks hes going to Die so make his dreams come true.... 
Roadrunner [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 5:03am
+3
The main question is; Why is he on that plane? He makes the other passengers nervous...obviously!
Why don't they give the man some whiskey, maybe he starts to sing instead, or pass out!
If the other passengers think this situation is tough, wait 'til the snakes comes... 
Killerdude [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 7:00am
+5
Yes This happen's with pilot's on a daily basis..
Can't handle being in the " Cock Pit " day after day.....
ParacetamolJunkie [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 5:40am
+6
Sounded like he was rapping at one point but couldnt find his rhythm. One of the other guys should have broke out the beat box and helped the poor guy out.
+14
And if it were'nt for my distaste for mexico, I'd be back in Tijuana watching your mom getting fucked by a donkey (again).
BTW, I consulted my crystal ball... you are dark, angry, and inadequate in the pants.
3 for 3. Damn I'm good.
Now, back to work with you-someone is waiting for their cabbie.
killyourself
P.S. I AM a punk- a proud punk. I have played with some of the worlds most famous punk bands.
I thank you for the compliment.
P.P.S. YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!
+8
That's right. From the way back.
Chances are I probably squirted your mom at some point.
But you are just a CUNT so I dont know why I even bother.
You would NEVER say shit to me in real life- and if you did by the time you finished saying whatever it was I would have knocked you the fuck out & bash your head off the parking lot til' you were brain dead.
killyourself
Darvocet505 [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 9:07pm
+1
Ooooh he's an e-thug too... you just keep getting cooler and cooler
tropicalwite [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 6:16am
+7
whats his problem ?
most of these fuckers cant wait to get into london
+8
It is ok for you and Goli oh and that sant Toad Osoma to come out of the closet!!!
This is the new age. It is ok you don’t have to mutilate you sisters clit and tie you dicks between you asses. Sex changes are cheap now. You 3 ass wipes can even get a do it yourself kit on Ebay. So get er done. Your dad has more then likely blown his self up by now he will not be mad at you 3 brothers or should I say soon to be sisters. Then you can wrap those ugly mugs of yours in sheets and cut little wholes in them to pay your internet bills. Now what Sand Toads?
+4
I believe this photographic evidence says it all.
http://oldcatman.blogspot .com/osama-donkey.jpg
+8
The part that I climaxed at was when I was on my second tour in Iraq and I got in another 10 confirmed kills. So take the 10 confirmed and multiply it by another 10 and you get the total number of kills on my second tour alone. Although there may have been a baby or two in there somewhere, but we only count those as 1/2. Looking forward to my third and final deployment, maybe I'll see you there.
+9
Thanks for your concern but I'll be fine. The most you guys ever do is hide behind sand dunes and try to blow up our convoys. Luckily none of you are smart enough to hide the wires leading from the bomb to your detonator so really you're doing half the work for us. I've got a great picture for you, it's when our patrol found a little boy holding a detonator on the other side of a bridge waiting to blow it, only in the picture he's not holding the detonator anymore. It's pretty sweet, if I find it I'll email it to you.
+8
Oh I've got plenty of pictures of fellow Marines and soldiers too where the Iraqi militants got lucky. The only difference between my pictures and yours is that I actually took mine. But of course you wouldn't be able to take the pictures you have because you would never fight for anything you believed in. It's alright though, Allah doesn't exist, so no need to fight for him.
+9
No problem, but see we Marines brought a little modern technology to that shit hole country and now they have internet there! Pretty amazing what Marines can do, including leveling half a country in 30 minutes. Oh and would you mind sending me those some 4,000 pictures of dead soldiers please? I'd like a little more motivation before the deployment.
AEnemaBay@gmail.com
Thanks buddy.
+5
Hey Sand Toad do you have any sisters that have not had there clits cut off? I am thinking of breading my Dog. You know why you guys cut off your mothers and sisters oh and don’t let me for get you grandmothers clits? To sow them on the end of you pathetic little dicks. Hey did you and Osama get that Ebay do it your self sex change kit yet? YOU duch bag.
Raccoon303 [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 6:57am
he already begged to shoot him, next time, board with a quality airline, where all your needs are satisfied ;)
Dr. Klaus Engelmann [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 7:40am
+2
Were those passengers or was the guy on the left side of him cabin crew? (As no other crew were even there). Saw they had some zip cuffs but couldnt get both his hands in.
Love the way the rest of the passengers just sit in their seats pretending nothing is happening - they'd be great in a fuckin' hijack! "Oh there's someone on the plane going crazy and shouting I'm going to die, you are motherfuckers, shoot me - I'll just carry on reading my book, please be quiet you're disturbing my concentration". 
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 8:28am
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Answers:
1.Yes.You are prejudiced against trolling idiots trying to wind everyone up. You should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.
2. Yes. You are missing out on meaningful and often literate discussions of the relative merits and demerits of Western democracies.
Go stand in the corner. You'll find a lot of us there.
Mossberg 500 [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 8:29am
+4
I get like that too, every time I have to go to London. It's the pits of the fucking universe
Fearthereaper [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 8:51am
+4
If you listen carefully you can hear him say "Your all going to die" "I got a bomb stuck up my ass." "Your all going to die." 
+3
All flight attendants should be issued 50cc syringes of Valium for people like this
Gotta love the air marshal on the right side of this guy... hes got the "you are so lucky there are people here or I'd knock your dumb ass out" look on his face 
I'm sure no one on that flight would have cared if they took him aft and "calmed him down" a bit...
jason_hates_allah [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 9:29am
+8
but thats ok because your mother loves me and my giant cock
Idonteatdog [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 9:11am
+2
Grant his wish! Drop him of the pane! So he can meet Osama Bin Laden!
ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 9:13am
+5
Lol...this sent the dune coones back a few years or so...with Goli, allah, ahmed, and Osama...they were just starting to get a good name for themselves...too bad
hammerhead [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 9:22am
+8
Maybe Goli is ashamed that his brother got scared on the plane. His brother Habib just embarassed all jihad idiots across the world. Next time they will use a remote to set his bomb off instead of giving him the option to blow himself up and get his 72 virgin goat asses
+3
That nutcase reminds of when I shot a turkey with a BB air gun. I swear it made the same noises.
Whoever bought a ticket for him should be shot, as I'm the dumb bastard couldn't afford it.
I think that lady at the end shamefully looking the other way was a close relative thinking "please, let no one know I'm related to the chump."
Kudos to those guys for not choking the bastard.
Shamsul007 [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 11:19am
...........is it me or did he say "chutney" at the beginning of the video?
anyways, this is what happens when you let us asians on aeroplane's............
we get so pissed of when theres a million poppadoms and no mango chutney.......
pikemaster [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 11:54am
+3
seriously id've just smacked him strate in his jaw and if it didnt knock him out , id do it again and again till i did , first thing i thought was this man is some sort of verbal terroist , a new breed of terroist , just shouts and screems until weve had enuff and slit our wrists cuz we cant put up with these evil creatures no longer , serious they dont give a fuck they blow their friends children up just to get 1 whitey , me think that they dumb abd very uncivilised , ffs they still wipe there arse with there hands
jabra_pride [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 12:21pm
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That is defilently not goli, thats golis brother, apparantly goli is gonna honor kill him for having relations with golis sheep...
+6
I believe this photographic evidence says it all.
http://oldcatman.blogspot .com/osama-donkey.jpg
(it might even be Goli/Borat
Sk1Monster [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 12:49pm
+1
panic attack....good for him, at least it wasnt a terrorist attack.
+6
Oh damit I thought these racist trolls would be gone by now, I will check back later, Its a waste of time trying to have a laugh WITH the normal ppl here while these parasites are still being given the privilidge to communicate with some very intelligent and very funny individuals from all over this great planet.
reading their ongoing negative worthless crap is a waste of time. To all normal NT ppl you have a awsome xmas and enjoy the lifestyle we have earnt.
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I'm sorry but I have to admit I would have been laughing my ass off. Let me apologize now, I'm sorry. That shit is just too damn' funny. I'm not laughing at the fact that the poor guy is going through a panic attack. Its just how all the other passengers are trying to ignore him and keep a straight face. Especially that woman in the row in front of him. She's thinking "If I just keep working on my report he'll simmer down."
Necramonium [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 3:29pm
they should have shot him,he said he didnt mind :)
and a indian guy swearing still cracks me up
+3
wow, i leave for a week or so, and trolls are everywhere!
@oblwannabe are u doc in drag, sure sounds like u to me. tried of spreadin those cheeks for daddy?
just bite that cock u suck, instead.
"lol" cum drunk little bitch,
You like the guy in vid are
Attention whores
these are full of piss
enjoy,
+7
lol, if it wasn't for their oil, you'd be going to work on the back of a donkey.
Punk!
+6
lol, if it wasn't for their oil, you'd be going to work on the back of a donkey.
Punk!
9037840871 [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 6:14pm
+4
OSSAMA BIN LADEN on Dec 15 07 : 10:49am wrote:
lol, if it wasn't for their oil, you'd be going to work on the back of a donkey.
Punk!
You said it yourself you duch bag ( there oil ) I knew your nothing but a fucking dick sucking Canadian or from some other third world country. Your such a dip shit under age prick. I bet your sisters babies daddy still buy beer for you. Pathetic looser.
itotallyh8you [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 8:16pm
+3
Wow, the first time in my life a sand nigger has made me laugh. That's a first!
Masterdebater [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 10:20pm
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... maybe having second thought about his.... "holy mission".....
+2
I know more about him than either of you know about me. Neither of you know half of what I've been through. Unlike him, I'm not a big blabber mouth. Ever hear the saying "loose lips sink ships"? He epidomizes that concept. He's a legend in his own mind!
Alright who [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 2:42pm
+1
I believe that the thought of watching the same hot dogs spin all day and all night finally hit him
surferflyer [ban] | Dec 22 07 : 8:30am
They need to find a way to make those bathrooms PRISON cell...that way the passenger can enjoy the rest of their flight.
surferflyer [ban] | Dec 22 07 : 8:43am
I just read some of the comments and realized...omg...Airliner s needs to carry pork...ham...and just threaten the dude to shove it down his throat if he dont shut up. (that'll denied his rights to Allah and his virgins). Better yet...tell the flight stewards to flash her tittiies....another sure way for him to not get his 17 virgins.
rikster1111 [ban] | Dec 25 07 : 2:10am
Heh heh... good one 'surferflyer' plus he doesn't realise that the 17 virgins are actually 17 Catholic priests...! :o)
teokiatuan [ban] | Dec 25 07 : 3:51am
haha funny stuff.. around 0:50 its like he's asking someone to 'eat him'. like lick his ass. he keeps looking back.
Dangerous Dave [ban] | Dec 25 07 : 2:28pm
i reckon what he means is his heart is triggered to a bomb in his bag, when he dies ..
AfghanChamp [ban] | Dec 28 07 : 9:51pm
if i was there
i be like let me handle this plz
and punch that bitch in the face and nok him out
Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Feb 6 08 : 12:23am
This guy looked and sounded Hindu. I don't think he was Arab. At least get it right before making a racist remark.
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Sad...not a nutcase, it a panic attack stupid...As you folk to understand this it's like bathing a scared cat in a large tube of hot water...cant breathe right, cant think right, screaming for help.
those guys did a great job being calm and not like some other asshole that wants to start trouble 
awwhellnogadammit [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 4:23pm
yeah, commendable job, but i wouldn't put anything past anyone these days, depending on the terror alert status.
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anyone know what it is today? 
Lol Ass Burgers [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 10:06pm
He had a premonition just before boarding the plane that it would crash and him and his friends would die...
...And the only thing that would sound less original than that is if he got off the plane and had another premonition on a thru-way in NY....and then another one on a roller coaster.
crystal357 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 1:51am
shoot me wtf 
why would they wanna shoot him where all gonna die fuck face and theres no preventing ur time when death comes looking for yahh
bijelimelek [ban] | Apr 25 08 : 7:44pm
First he is not a Hindi you fluck, second knowing how americans are paranoid, especially if they see a dark person on a plane that is a Muslim, i would get a panic attack too if i was him, with the prejudice and racism towards Arabs and Muslims in general i would be scared of white people too
bijelimelek [ban] | Apr 25 08 : 7:59pm
what a terrible service, poor man is been asking for some water for ever, she aint getting tip.
HEY, anybody realized that the old man with the black cap had Free Masons Sign on the cap ???????? weird !!!!!
pimpdaddy2 [ban] | Sep 13 08 : 11:57am
straight through customs, welcome to london.. he probably has a successful chain of corner shops in peckham now... hurry up and buy
jonathangould9866 [ban] | Oct 6 09 : 9:49am
Poor Guy. You are having a laugh. he should have been trussed up and thrown downstairs amongst the luggage. Stupid little midget. Christ if I behaved like that on the way in to America I'd landed in a whole lot of trouble and straight to jail which is where that ass-hole should go. Plane travel is already in trouble and timid passengers dont need nutters like that on a 12 hr flight.
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MrRossH [ban] | Dec 15 07 : 4:11am
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Oh for fuck sakes, somebody please just knock him out.