start ur morning off with a

thats funny he must of learned respect for the law from his incarcerated parents.i will let them know that you will be there to visit them soon

he must have been on opium

Maybe, but your dad was definitely on something when he mounted your mom thinking she was a mound of silly puty, fell in the wet spot, and was never found again. Several failed abortions and nine months later, little goli popped out along with what doctors could only suspect were human remains.

he took it to my chop shop

Very funny Mickeykin, now bring that womans car back

Either hes got big balls or no brains...
To funny.....

THAT GUY HAS THAT CONDITION WHERE YOU CANT SEE POLICE! WHATS IT CALLED,OH YEAH''DONTGIVEAFUKABOUTPI GS'' SYNDROME.LATER ON HE WAS ALSO ACCUSED OF STEALING A COPS HOTDOG FROM HIS MOUTH AND TRYING TO PUT ON A COPS SHIRT WHILE THE COP WAS STILL WEARING IT.

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Dude that guy is such a idiot but i hope he got away with it, it makes a better happy ending

First of all, AN comes before a vowel retard. And second of all, SHE SAID HE GOT AWAY. Qtips, use them. The happy ending is that your mom loves my cock.

The cop give a fuck because that fat assed bitch was a pain i the ass!

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If you leave your keys in the car, then you are...oh well...but how did that punk know she had left her keys in there, was he just in the right place at the right time to see the keys in the car...or something...

Stand in front of it. Draw your weapon. If he attempts to hit you-empty a clip in his face. Perfectly legal. 1 less shit bag on the planet.

So typical. Your an american huh?

It's American, bitch.

why the comma

Oh not another sand toad. It looks like you would all eventually blow your selves up. You know that day will come! When they say come with me brother, let me show you the way to the virgins. What really sucks is when you get there they are all you sisters. Oh yea and they want there clits back. The only reason you cut them off is because after they see what large cocks Americans have you are scared they will want to give that pussy away and not charge for it. Then how else could you finance your Holy Shit of a war. You know the crumbs that are in between the roles of my dick. That is you and the world of ALLA.

OHHH What a come back,Yeah okay buddy you obvoiusly been watching to much Foux news,
Those news channels can distort the truth so much and can get away with it,
Fear + Ignorance = hate

How old are you anyway?

FAGGOT DUDE
You liberal piece of shit.
Take your worthless shit talking to an anti-war protest...where NOBODY (who matters) will hear you.
Either that or join the fucking taliban so we can kill you already.
HAHA yousuck

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I wish someone would get rid of one less scumbag and shoot you in the face.

^ (hide)

yousuck

Oh and just in case you couldn't get any more unoriginal and retarded, you took the whole "combine the last sentence into one word" thing (only mildly funny from Rainman and only because of his nickname) and tried to use it yourself. Great job... you're a comedic genius.

I also got my vocabulary from havoc-
you jacklegged fuckstck.

Now that's what I call the hight of bloody cheek.

not a good day for that cop

Maybe it was an insurance fraud!?

I mean, if it had been a "real" grand theft she would have slammed herself up on the hood and screamed her lungs out...or!? She just stands there and do nothing, like the cop... *scratch scratch*

First, that was a repo man!
Second, Damn that reporter was hot!

TOP TIP FOR CAR THIEVES: Don't be discouraged if nothing is on view. The valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.

that was good stuff...whyd the cop pull his gun if he wasnt going to use it....shoot the tires or something

wheres there a cop when you need one

talk about blatant or thick !

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i been thinking, and dont minus me for this, goli isnt that bad...i mean he obviously realized his country isnt the best...he moved. cant we all just get along...AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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fuck off u fuckin slag , go deal ur thilth somewhere else

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Even though I hate thieves, and can't stand thugs -I gotta give home-boy credit for havin BALLS - lucky for him Barney had more belly than brains and couldn't react quick enough to get off a couple rounds due to donut induced brain-freeze.
RIGHT ON - RIGHT ON - RIGHT ON, BRUTHA MAN

OR - maybe dat was his momma gettin the ticket ?? and he wanted to get the car away from the scene before thay found the weed in the trunk ????

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was he high or something?

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Shutup Kitto!!

ahha even the cop was like WTF

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GIRL:WTF!!!
COP:WTF?
GUY THAT STOLE CAR:YAHHH BITCH YAHHH

ahahaha
he OWND the cop
i wuda shot him in the face if i were him
aint no body STEALIN a car in front of me( a cop)

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I think he is angry beacuse he has to drive that tiny stupid looking car in his short pants all day long, so nobody takes officer something seriously and he gets really really frustrated about it and decides to go after a skinny 14 year old skater and teachs him a leason about what life really is about and other stuff.....Police officers, can´t killed them can´t live without them!

He got away because the police are incompetent.

god people are funny. look at the cop you know he feels stupid.

Almost looks fake.

There were several police cruisers in the video, just proves how much of a joke American police really are.

Gay dude wanting sex and can't get any....guess he thought he had a better chance in prison.
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whatever