Comments - Cop Arrests a Man Who Happens to be the Master of Insults

category: Cool | views: 55141 | posted on: 12/16/2007

This is pretty awesome, but I can't believe he didn't use fudgepacker at any point. You hit someone with a random "fudgepacker" and they just can't recover.

skindeep [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:09am

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thats me!

ChimpyChompy [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:13am

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That cop deserves a medal for his patience. Even the Pope himself would've kicked the shit out of that nasty douchebag.

dizdabiz [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 7:30am

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WHERE ON EARTH IS YOUR AVATAR FROM?

vulturedoors [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 6:40pm

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Japan somewhere, obviously. Only the Japanese are that weird about raccoon balls. Come to think of it, I think only the Japanese even TALK about raccoon balls.

dizdabiz [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 5:37am

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RACOON BALLS? HAHAHA! YOU GAVE ME TEARS IN MY EYES&NEARLY A CLOSE HEART ATTACK!VULTUREDOORS THATS RED RED RIDIND HOOD& THATS THE WOLF SWINGING HIS KING KONG BALLS IN THE WIND! GOT A FEELING THATS FROM ONE OF THOSE WEIRD SPOOF MOVIES! icon_beer.gif

vulturedoors [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 8:24am

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That actually makes more sense, LOL. At first glance it looks like a raccoon and it made me think of those weird tanuki cartoons.

MapleAide [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 8:33am

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I think you're right vulture, that's Tanooki.

dizdabiz [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 9:57am

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FUCKING HELL,YOUR ACTUALLY RIGHT! JUST DONE SOME RESEARCH ON WIKEPEDIA! WTF? NEVER HEARD OF THIS SHIT BEFORE,BUT THEN AGAIN THIS IS THE INTERNET, A MILLION PLACES,A MILLION PEOPLE WITH A MILLION PERVERTIONS AND OR DIVERSE CULTURES THAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU LEARN SOMTHING NEW EVERYDAY EH? STILL RACOON BALLS!I NEARLY CHOKED TO DEATH!HAHA!CHEERS FOR THE LAUGH!

westphoenix [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 11:56am

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Its from a Japanese commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=y_E0NNPCMIE

spacemonkey1233 [ban] | Dec 19 07 : 11:39am

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people don't like it when people talk with the caps lock on. hence the negative score. just a tip

dizdabiz [ban] | Dec 19 07 : 2:30pm

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yeah but check my score even when i ''talk'' normaly! haters are there anyway! points been taken anyway! cheers&beers anyways!

BoredPerv [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:21am

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If ou've ever BBQ'd SPAM, you might just be a reyd-neck.....or a Brit (or Hawai'in).

TheGoli [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:22am

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Why aren't they wrapping his mouth with tape? icon_rolleyes.gif

caluctra [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 8:13am

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theGolia: You're a little shrt-legged, potbelled, ugly, fat-jawed bitch.
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AEnemaBay [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 8:43am

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Da Bomb [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 5:03pm

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Borat/Goli, isn't this guy your speechwriter? icon_twisted.gif

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liacon [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:24am

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Wished we could get this guy as a regular on NT. icon_wink.gif

nico99 [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:26am

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"I ain't threatening you - but I want to tear your ass up."
So, was that a pick-up line, then?
It must have been, because right afterwards 'Sgt Brown let it roll off his back'.

Killerdude [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:31am

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Drunks are always fun...
think he comes on here that's were he got the brilliant insults..... icon_rolleyes.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

Soryon [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:33am

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i wish the cops in my area were like that guy, but nooo, u start saying anything they dont wanna hear its a new charge and a bit of ruffing you up.

dizdabiz [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:36am

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I BET YOUR WIFE HATES TO SEE YOU COME HOME? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
OVERUSED WORD OF THE DAY--POTBELLIED BITCH!

accord43 [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 5:06am

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"Grover" wants to tear his ASS up! icon_eek.gif

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Ayearebee [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 5:49am

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why are you all over scott's nuts...get the fuck off bitch. Anyway, I went to jail for punching a cop in his big ass ugly face and the only reason why i'm still not in jail is good ol police brutality. They knocked me unconscious and i threatened to get a lawyer... Free punch to a cops face for a k.o. i didn't even feel cuz i was fucking hammered.... I win.

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Kakihara [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 6:07am

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not all cops are assholes, much like not all NT members are dickheads.

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1958Bowtie [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 6:13am

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Guy sounds like Jerry Reed from Smokey and the Bandit. 42! 42! whats the 10-20 on the potbellied bitch come on?!?

MoMoMan [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 6:30am

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This is the guy that rolled the trailer!

ggallin1 [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 7:47am

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I would have introduced him to some new words at least.
No, no, sir. Please listen... you can't keep repeating the pot belly thing...it just losoes it's flavor.
I want you to try a new one. Give this a shot. Say "you fuckin' beat up bloody baby cunt, cum swappin' cock monger, eat my shit, fuckface"!!!
Ok, now you give it a try.
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I'dbeagreatcop

rascoil [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 7:51am

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I like the way this drunk is talking to Goli and Osama.

globetick [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 7:58am

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I knew that 69 camero was a puller. icon_wink.gif

MapleAide [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 8:24am

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Master of insults? I know 10 year olds with a better insult vocabulary.

nando5-0 [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 8:55am

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you know the cops fucked that guy up

towelie420 [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 9:41am

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Meet your new cell mate BUBBA

Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 12:29pm

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Yukko the clown's better with the make up on icon_wink.gif

evillizardeye [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 2:36pm

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i wonder why that fat ,ugly pot bellied,stinken pig put up with that gentleman icon_question.gif

Skydiver666 [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 3:06pm

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wheres the phone book...

m1ck3y_P [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:01pm

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haha so let me get this rite! he'd luv to tear his ass up and also his esophagus is hurting! im geussin he's been to a gay orgy and has jus finished suckin 1 guys cock and scratched his throat on it when the police stormed in and arrested him before he could get to the next bloke
poor man only wanted to give the officer a kiss, is it too much 2 ask?

TimmerNM [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 4:29pm

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dounuts *homer simpson drulling*

Toxicity [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 5:51pm

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" I'd beat your ass to death, I ain't threatening you."
Haha. Sounds like a threat to me.

pikemaster [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 5:56pm

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he called them everything but cunts , ALLOW ME " U CUNT BWOY" icon_cheesygrin.gif

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Skydiver666 [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 7:29pm

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scott must be sleeping...WAKE UP and delete this ass...

sorrow [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 6:39pm

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So dizdabiz was right all along; he's still threatening people in person. icon_rolleyes.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 5:45am

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HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif

Keisersozze [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 7:02pm

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Master? master idiot maybe.

FraterO [ban] | Dec 16 07 : 8:17pm

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but its true he is a disgusting pot-bellied pig

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Bigjc63 [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 5:15am

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to be fair, we KNOW that off camera the cops showed him all the baton abuse tricks that they picked up at the recent 'Policing Egypt Seminar'.....

Validated [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 9:37am

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LOL that cop has nerves of steel ..

BEERMAN [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 9:37am

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"You have the right to remain silent - anything you say can, and will be, used against you in a court of law - you have the right to an attorney-if you cannot afford one the court will appoint one free of charge" - second page: "you also have the right to fall down the fuckin steps and remain sitting in your own piss for 6 hours while handcuffed to a pipe, 10 feet away from the pisser" sorry for the inconvenience BUNKY !!!!
STOOPID IS - AS STOOPID DOES
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Mother_Man [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 12:27pm

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god damnit dad !!

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sexy lady [ban] | Dec 23 07 : 12:44am

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nobel [ban] | Dec 25 07 : 8:27am

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You little grub worm this guy should be a comediane lol

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DramaTim [ban] | Feb 11 08 : 3:32pm

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HAHAHA My esophagus is hurting icon_stoned.gif

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 6:57pm

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I PUT A HIT OUT ON THIS VOICE-OVER.

Dan Russell [ban] | Mar 7 08 : 1:23am

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Potbellied pig.

chiefdon [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 2:03pm

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More than his esophagus is going to hurt once he is in lockup with BUBBA

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 13 08 : 5:48am

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I was actually trained by this guy on how to insult people....

Driver [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 8:36pm

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That's a big 10/4 JACK OUT AND OVER... icon_neutral.gif

crystal357 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 1:27am

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I cant believe u ppl dont know grover clark bobstick, 3 times champion in the (WWIC) world wide insult championships, sadly he lost his title to some punk kid. icon_cheesygrin.gif

NEMISIS [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 6:52pm

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that was good ,but he has nothing on me icon_lol.gif icon_biggrin.gif

dreadlock [ban] | May 21 08 : 5:41pm

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six six six,ya lil bitch fudgepacker!!

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 15 08 : 2:13am

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icon_beer.gif .......For that Coppa....I would have killed the pissed bastard.
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Fat_Pie [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 3:57pm

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I think Sgt. Brown was just waiting till the camera ran out of battery power. Then Mr. Drunkard may have begun to regret his choice of words.

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