Women do the same thing out af a differant oraface..When they dont want to be eatin.....

Yeah but some men still want to eat them. Well, YUCK!

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don't be scared coyote, its just blood lol...

this cayote needs some A.C.M.E blood shields

Isn't that regular NT poster "Evillizardeye" ???

In my youth, I could ejaculate just like that. Today, it just crawls out, holding on to a zimmer frame.

What you could ejaculate blood ,,get to the doc's man

You'd make one fine EMOkid, crying blood and shit. (unless ur talking about Mr.willy)

The comment is expressed as a 'simile', man!?.

You go out looking for something to eat, end up getting harrassed by a gang of smaller folk who you see off pretty quickly and end up emtying your sack in some poor unsuspecting dogs face!!!!
This vid should have been titled "An average Friday night"

this coyote was definetley a pussie.
i got blood on my face last night and kept at it.
WIFE=bitch
she could have said!

I want one of those lizards! Then I infect him with AIDS and afterwards train him to protect me... If anybody wants to fight me, my Lizard gives him a load of AIDS-blood!

Just tell tigerpawpaw it's a hallucinogenic lizard & he/she will lick it & give it AIDS, herpes, gonnorhea, syphilis, Hep A, B, & C, Polio, crabs, Downs Syndrome, islamic beliefs, hemmorhoids, anal fissures, crippling personality disorders, SIDS, SARS, ass cancer, and shit for brains.

Those arent to bad except for the islamic beliefs
that's just mean........

I'd fatten Liz 'til it was big enough to ride,and dress it up like Ghandi.

so... those dead bloody people on the road were safe from coyotes .. pfeww...

That lizard needs a tampax for its eye socket

Yeah tampax with wings, then it could just fly away from the coyote.. But then it wouldn't need tampax only wings??
lol.. I don't know what i'm talking about.. The beers are starting to kick in.. Here have one on me..

THAT WOULD MAKE IT it harder to earn yor "red wings"

Omg. I think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit..

A little blood scares most people..er, I mean coyotes away.

Not the kind of squirting I was hoping to see but ok...

you would think the coyote would go for the blood

Wow!...Peter North doesn't have shit on that lizard! With a precision money-shot like that, this lizard should consider a career in porno. There's big $$$ in niche genres these days...sure beats blastin' off on Wile E. coyote's face for free

It looks like KOOL AID...
It tastes like... KOOL AID?...
Ugh...

coyote are fuckin strange,
this is'nt the half of it
they are unlike any!

If a wolf was Lemmy,a coyote would be DeeDee Ramone..

I could easily see that going the wrong way: "Run, the coyote has got a taste for blood now!"

Muslims swallow Alah's load.

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Strange but I've seen it before

Bad ass herp!

I've been hit. Looks like another way to spread diseases.

He kicked Wile E. Coyote's ass

i can do that but out of my wiener..is that a bad thing?

survivor man would know what to do. he'd probl'y eat em all.

M1-A1 Abrams.......Nature Style.
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Brings "Giving Soemone the evil eye" to a new level.
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I'm glad women can't do that each month....ooooooooooooohhh hh yeah, I know, bit too harsh.
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I repent on my death bed.
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Wow...
This is serious!

different approach