Driving Fast on the Autobahn Comes With Nasty Risks

Happy Hogmany Folks - Dont drink and drive or you may end up like these folks above.
Oh and i DO NOT want to see anymore postings regarding dead bodies and Haggis - its my national dish and its very tasty - remember worse things go into Hotdogs/sausages etc.
All the best for 2008 to ALL.

Same to you and everyone here.

if you have seen how hot dogs are ACTUALLY made, it is all meat carved off of bones, BY HAND. It's not like you all think, where they just throw the "rest" of the cow into a big blender.
They actually hire PEOPLE, yes, HUMAN BEINGS, to remove meat from rib cages, femurs, skulls, etc, with paring knives. This concoction is put into a donut-shaped food processor (about 25 feet in circumference) until it is a paste.
No lips, assholes, or INTESTINES involved. That is all sent off to rendering plants, to produce beef stock, lard, dog/cat food, and other animal by products.
Now enjoy your sheep guts boiled inside of it's own stomach.
And on another note...why would you ever boil meat? Takes all the fucking flavor out...

Dont worry - on Burns night i will enjoy my Haggis neaps and tatties.

Addressing the haggis
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.

That's why fast food chains can advertise "all beef". Only 40% of the meat on a cow is sold as cuts or ribs. A fast food burger is no worse than any pre-made canned beef product. The lips, ears, eyes and assholes end up in pet food.

''HAPPY NEW YEAR RED&EVERYONE ELSE! NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR EVERONE ON THIS SITE THAT KEEPS THINGS INTERESTING"

What exactly IS haggis? I hope 2 days isn't too long for a response. If so let the thumb-downing begin!

I don't think speed is a contributory factor here, after all, you can drive at 200mph all day long as long as you don't hit anything!! I was shocked by this vid and then I saw in the tangled wreckage, what was clearly a woman driver, and suddenly it all made sense.

had 2 b a women driveing how else could you explain this mess

We never had any problems driving down the autobahn, but we were in howitzers

i didnt want to start my first comment on this site with hostility, but you are a dumbass. maybe you just made a grammatical error when you said you drove in howitzers on the autobahn or perhaps you are talking out of your civilian wanna be military ass. please google howitzer and find out what a howitzer is or not.

As this is your first post, I will have to explain to you that this comment was probably a joke. If it was not a joke, and liacon did indeed drive down the autobahn in a howitzer, it could have been the M7 Priest, to which he was referring.
I would take the first option myself. liacon is a pretty funny guy.
Just relax.

I don't need to go to the dictionary, because I was in the howitzer genius. Contrary to what you read, some howitzers are basically light weight tanks. You must be young or dumb. Please try not to become one of these assholes who come here just to start shit. We are here just to have fun.

AMEN......

Killerdude, isn't it like 4a.m. when you get on in the morning? I don't know how you do it.

My wife think's i'm insane yep 4:00 for this. Fuckin addicted to it worth every minute.....

M109, something like that ? can't have been an M7 Priest surely, that would make you about 96 years old

Thank you Mossberg, the dictionary didn't get into detail so he assumed. for you sir.

Yep. I did assume. Sorry. But I had to say something. I can't stand smart ass dick heads who take it upon them selves to start mouthing off, just for the sake of having to be right all the time.
Forgive me.

I wasn't refering to you Tapeworm about assuming but thanks for coming to my defense Happy New Year

The one guy obviously a hitch hiker he had his thumb out.....and as usual no shoe's go figure...

Why must people speed, all they do is turn thier cars into coffins on wheels.

What's up with that wooden casket? Some relative must have wanted to get the damn thing over with,or something..

I guess we just enormously respect the peace of the dead!Isn't it more ethnical to transport them in a casket then on a stretcher with a covering blanket?
Ah, nevermind ,it depends on where you come from ,I suppose.

Why do people feel it's necessary to put "dramatic" music in with these clips, while muting the actual audio? Do they not realize the average person looking at clips of dismembered bodies doesn't really care for Enya...?

Agree, but way much better than those islamic terrorist Allah Akbar songs that are everywhere now.

No, this is not why we have speed limits. If you can drive safely at fast speeds, then the speed limit is only a hinderance. Besides, I see wrecks much worse all the time on roads with spped limits. Doesn't seem to make much difference.

It's the slower drivers that usually are the ones who cause the accidents. Mostly because they are not paying enough attention to there surroundings or the other road users. When you drive at speed you are more conscious of your environment and look for the dangers up ahead.
Worst of all drivers, are those with caravans. Enough said.

Bratswurst!

with Sauer 'kraut'!

It's not so much the road, It's the African boogie-men casting evil spells on you.

First they took my legs off and threw them over there! Then they took my chest out and they threw it over there!
Well, that's you all over.

True, or False....?
The Autobahn was once named The Adolf Hitler Highway?

threeseconds...

I'll bite false...

Damn to late again.. i need to get faster.. but then i'll end up dead i think

What's the price for the last place?

Life.

share your wisdom! what's the answer? Or i'll go to wikipedia

You seem to have a fettish with the male rectum, monkeykin.
Perhaps a psychologist, gay bar patron, or proctologist could further assist you with your issue.
Best of luck in your gay-man-sex persuit.
your friend,
-GG

Sidecomment (didn't watch this lol); yay for NT Video Awards! xD

i guess they didn't need to do an autopsy so they decided to just put everyone in a coffin.

Feeling a little confused as to how the dead chicken (2min 30 seconds) got involved in the accident.

It was trying to cross the road.

Cheers Doc. Happy New Year to you and to all!!

all of a sudden i really fancy faggots and mushy peas (oh and for all the americans out there, i don't wanna eat gay people with mushy peas. wiki it. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm)

Fun fun fun auf der Autobahn. They ought to have had funny music playing while they're showing this shit!
Seriously though, this should have been most gruesome of '07.

damn - are those his BALLS they are picking up at 2:30?