Comments - Driving Fast on the Autobahn Comes With Nasty Risks
category: Shocking | views: 63693 | posted on: 12/31/2007
*Warning: graphic* Oh, so THIS is why we have speed limits. Now I get it. (sidenote: tomorrow will be the "Best of 2007" videos)
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if you have seen how hot dogs are ACTUALLY made, it is all meat carved off of bones, BY HAND. It's not like you all think, where they just throw the "rest" of the cow into a big blender.
They actually hire PEOPLE, yes, HUMAN BEINGS, to remove meat from rib cages, femurs, skulls, etc, with paring knives. This concoction is put into a donut-shaped food processor (about 25 feet in circumference) until it is a paste.
No lips, assholes, or INTESTINES involved. That is all sent off to rendering plants, to produce beef stock, lard, dog/cat food, and other animal by products.
Now enjoy your sheep guts boiled inside of it's own stomach.
And on another note...why would you ever boil meat? Takes all the fucking flavor out...
Adventurestud [ban] | Jan 2 08 : 7:00pm
What exactly IS haggis? I hope 2 days isn't too long for a response. If so let the thumb-downing begin!
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I don't think speed is a contributory factor here, after all, you can drive at 200mph all day long as long as you don't hit anything!! I was shocked by this vid and then I saw in the tangled wreckage, what was clearly a woman driver, and suddenly it all made sense. 
scottie2high [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 4:14am
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had 2 b a women driveing how else could you explain this mess
the1stmohican [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 10:34am
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i didnt want to start my first comment on this site with hostility, but you are a dumbass. maybe you just made a grammatical error when you said you drove in howitzers on the autobahn or perhaps you are talking out of your civilian wanna be military ass. please google howitzer and find out what a howitzer is or not.
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As this is your first post, I will have to explain to you that this comment was probably a joke. If it was not a joke, and liacon did indeed drive down the autobahn in a howitzer, it could have been the M7 Priest, to which he was referring.
I would take the first option myself. liacon is a pretty funny guy.
Just relax. 
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I don't need to go to the dictionary, because I was in the howitzer genius. Contrary to what you read, some howitzers are basically light weight tanks. You must be young or dumb. Please try not to become one of these assholes who come here just to start shit. We are here just to have fun. 
Killerdude [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 4:09pm
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My wife think's i'm insane yep 4:00 for this. Fuckin addicted to it worth every minute.....
Mossberg 500 [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 5:11pm
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Contrary to what you read, some howitzers are basically light weight tanks.
Killerdude [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 4:19am
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The one guy obviously a hitch hiker he had his thumb out.....and as usual no shoe's go figure...
highroller74 [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 4:26am
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Why must people speed, all they do is turn thier cars into coffins on wheels. 
Lockenfrosch [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 8:41am
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I guess we just enormously respect the peace of the dead!Isn't it more ethnical to transport them in a casket then on a stretcher with a covering blanket? 
Ah, nevermind ,it depends on where you come from ,I suppose.
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It's the slower drivers that usually are the ones who cause the accidents. Mostly because they are not paying enough attention to there surroundings or the other road users. When you drive at speed you are more conscious of your environment and look for the dangers up ahead.
Worst of all drivers, are those with caravans. Enough said. 
PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 5:34am
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i guess they didn't need to do an autopsy so they decided to just put everyone in a coffin.
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 5:35am
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Feeling a little confused as to how the dead chicken (2min 30 seconds) got involved in the accident.
Clarityrains [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 5:47am
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all of a sudden i really fancy faggots and mushy peas (oh and for all the americans out there, i don't wanna eat gay people with mushy peas. wiki it. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm)
Adventurestud [ban] | Jan 2 08 : 6:47pm
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Fun fun fun auf der Autobahn. They ought to have had funny music playing while they're showing this shit!
Seriously though, this should have been most gruesome of '07.
ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 6:21am
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Yeah, look like his balls got ripped right out.
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dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 7:14am
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Hereby begins your rehabilitation, Mr Mujaha dean.You'll find the NT regulars on the whole a tolerant bunch, with a somewhat wicked sense of humour. As with Goli, he started off on the wrong foot, now he's okay with us. Apologies go a long way on this site and are appreciated.
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 7:36am
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The world isn't all reduceable to black and white. So, I'll listen to something else.
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Oh I am sorry for all the people that heads got cut off. All the women and children that have been butchered by your kind. Yea right. It does not work like that in the real world. Being a Muslim is fine but being a extremist is unacceptable. You have the right to the religion of your choice. You can not Kill the innocent because they do not believe in your ways. If you want to be a Muslim Fine! You do not have to talk shit about how good it is to kill others. A true Muslim is peaceful in mind and heart.
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Im not on your case dip shit. Your phone isn't ringing. is it? No one is knocking at the door are they? I know your just a kid playing a stupid game. Just keep your fucking extremist coments to your self. Oh and I am sorry your such a pathetic fucking looser. What did you have a bad dream last knight and piss the bed? Your daddy tell you to play nice. Well hope he is your daddy any way.
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Are you fucking kidding me. Your people are the most brainwashed motherfuckers I have ever met. You know when you eventually blow your self up and about 20 others that are doing nothing but shopping . Ask Allah when you see him in Hell. If Hitler will share some dick with you too. I am glad you brought up Hitler.
Little Johnny is in class on a Thursday, and the teacher says "Whoever can tell me who said "Never have so many owed so much to so few" may have tomorrow off of school as a reward." Little Suzy jumps up and says "I know, teacher, Winston Churchill said that." "Very good Suzy", says the teacher, "You may have tomorrow off of school." "Oh, I'm Jewish," replies Suzy, "and my religion forbids me to take days off of school for getting answers right." Little Johnny is in the back, and he pipes up" Aw, fuck the Jews!" Teacher jumps up and demands "Who said that?" Little Johnny replies "Hitler, see ya Monday!"
Have You Seen This Muslim [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 12:31pm
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The only Butchering is the kind that you due. Like killing you own people.
Steve McQueen [ban] | Jan 2 08 : 12:41pm
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Killing "you are" own people is right? Lol. Don't correct people's shitty English with your own version of shitty English.
highroller74 [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 1:25pm
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I knew deep down there was good in you. Sorry for telling you to drop dead.
en jaywest [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 7:09am
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ok. more of this shit? zuzite, go fuck yourself, and i hope you didnt spam every video. perfect start to my morning. 
xxxNicolasxxx [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 7:40am
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tonight after the party i'll sleep in my car that's sure !!! happy new year for everywone
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I'm still having difficulty understanding you. The most I could make out was you want to give me a shitty hand. I can imagine your hand would be somewhat shitty after washing your ass. I recommend using soap and water instead of the bare hand... much more effective. But an A for effort.
croatian_ustas [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 10:16am
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haha. Funny words from usa. "Hope you didn't take a allah in your pants". Never heard that one. Besides the fact, yet another brutal video of bodies being shown. The autobahn is a privelege to drive on. I think it is one a greatest highways in the world. High speed crashes are deadly, but that's the risk you take. You would be surprised, there are actually more accidents on the "multi-cultural" highways which I drive on. You got camel humpers, diaper head wearing, and ching chang dynasty all over my highways. You get less of those kinds on the autobahn and it dramatically improves the flow of traffic. In Canada, where I am from, I am driving with people who were just riding on a donkey last week and now all of sudden, have a car. So you get idiots doing 80 kmh in a 120 kmh speed lane. Autobahn is nice, I have had the privelege to drive on it. Very free flowing.
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Fuck you Asshole.
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Kinda gives new meaning to the term "pre-packaged meats" sad-sad-sad
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Bluejuan85 [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 11:44am
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Man that is really bad the male seems to be intact but the female well she isn't the same anymore I feel very bad that she had to die in such a horrific way. My prayers go to the family.
Have You Seen This Muslim [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 12:39pm
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I am new but Fuck all you Muslims in this site. You bunch of goat molesting Mother Fuckers
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Everyone don't forget:
USA was previously Ossama Bin Laden. I got 33 thumbs up for my comment on "the birth of islam" and his threat was "we will get you some day"!
USA IS OSSAMA BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!
USA IS OSSAMA BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!
USA IS OSSAMA BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck you Asshole.
Have You Seen This Muslim [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 2:51pm
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Hell yea he works for the US . I seen him last week at the Bush ranch in Crowford. Sitting by the pool. Took a pic of him. He had a tampon on his head and had one hanging from each ear. A matter of fact mujaha dean was sucking his cock.
Have You Seen This Muslim [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 2:34pm
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Fuck you, I saw that video of your kin ( Goats Gone Wild )
I seen your moms new show. Man your sister is sorta hot. http://www.efukt.com/1981 _Fucked_Up_Gameshow_5.htm l
Have You Seen This Muslim [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 5:14pm
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Just reply if it your sister. Don't if it is your Mommy
Fuck ALLAH
pikemaster [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 8:32pm
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for fucks sake cant u just get off of ur high hog and pack it in , it seems to me u r not here just to watch some mad vids but to spread ur hate also in the comments system , wat would we do with out u ? in some ways it is good to have u round as a punch bag , but in other ways ur continious whineing and snotty antics are becomin boreing , i hope and prey u get accidentally bombed and maimed by ur own swine lovers and then go round schools sayin why islam is bad and how it ruined ur life , never met u , but i fuckin loathe u
aussiedude [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 2:21pm
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Unfortunately, the 1st day of the new year has started off badly here in Victoria, Australia, when a woman died at 6.30 AM after her car ran off the road & struck a tree.
NTmakes-me laugh [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 3:20pm
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It looks like your brakes would have to be cut in order to get in an crash like that. Those people's families should be grateful their relatives didn't look like the people in Vietnam.
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i didnt want to start my first comment on this site with hostility, but you are a dumbass. maybe you just made a grammatical error when you said you drove in howitzers on the autobahn or perhaps you are talking out of your civilian wanna be military ass. please google howitzer and find out what a howitzer is or not.
Killerdude [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 6:01pm
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Totally agree Da Bomb....
But watch what you say about us with 18,000 rating's LOL.......I suck......
Happy New Year...
lamerscreenname [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 5:27pm
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No, that's not why we have speed limits. The Germans have had their shit together for a LONG time. I should know, I lived there for a long time. Hate to say it, but they have it on us when it comes to certain things. Autobahn is excellent for travel. Just don't be a dummkauf, and you'll be alright. Drove it more times than I could even begin to count. So don't be posting thats why we have speed limits.
Mossberg 500 [ban] | Jan 1 08 : 2:06am
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A friend of my family used to regularly do over 200 miles an hour through Germany. This was in 1944 though and he was driving a Lancaster bomber at the time
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Or get rid of leftist faggots like....YOU!!!
You keep commenting on how much you love terrorists and hate the bravest men in the world-the Royal & US Marines.
Why dont you do us all a favor & kill yourself instead of bitching like the CUNT you are?
Fuck you.
DIE!
-GG
killyourself
what the hell heppend there? shit.. those cars looked like in they best day ...can only do 100miles an hour.. and the accident shows as if they were going 300..
Any how someone gotta clean that mess...
Makes me think.. I should also slow down.. lately going thru orange lights..
ultima_fred [ban] | Jan 7 08 : 3:31am
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come on, no risk no fun. today in the morning, i drove to work with 230 km/h (145 mp/h). if i drove slower i would be late. :-)
Dan Russell [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 2:28pm
The music in this videos is the creepiest thing usually about the videos.
TheDeutscher [ban] | Apr 5 08 : 3:21am
Steer like the best or get crushed like the rest. The ole germanics already knew this secret when riding horses against Rome. *g*
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