Yup that's definetely in his heart since it's moving. This guy is a good example of human will to stay alive like that.

somebody get this fucking knife out of my chest and grap me a smoke

human will?? id be pissed, cus all id be thinkin is 'holy shit, im still feckin alive...some body kill me'

They tried to save this guy with an I.V. but
it was all in Vein.

stabbed threw the heart,
and you're to blame
darling you give love
a bad name.

Wow, a human metronome. Sounds like he said "fucking hell" at the 6 sec point. I know I would.

Its okay. Perform simple heart bypass operation then pull out knife. Easy job.

The Hospital was short on equipment so the staff
had to Macgyver a heart monitor. Way to think on your feet guys.

Don't pull the knife out!!!! Or this will happen... http://www.thenorthernech o.co.uk/news/judi..._mans _death.php

W.H.Smiths were forced to remove all remaining copies of the book "Do-it-yourself heart surgery for beginners" from the shelves, when they realised that the joke was just lost on some people.

to bad it was not deeper

Way to get to the heart of the matter! (Yeah, that was bad.....I'm leaving now)

but you should see where the fork and spoon are....I'm leaving with Soda Pop..

look at the knife .his heart was beating quite fast

That's some serious heart burn get that man a tums......

can't see this poor bastard making it.

considering the lack of attention he's getting, I have to agree with you

"bloody hell" what a perfect line

Interesting cat toy.

lmfao

Hahaha, he does not say bloody hell (although it sounds like), instead, "where is she?", referring to his wife, in Brazilian Portuguese.

The man say: "where is she? where is my wife?"

that was cool how the knife jumped with every heart beat.

the man say "I want to tell my wife im sorry for slappin her and making her take off her clothes,durka durka"

The Doctor is buzy taking some video on his mobile.. so he can post it on Nothingtoxic.

Just pull it out allready. Now that would be good video. But you need to twist a couple of times though.

Brazil once again, the disgraced country where I born and raised.

on a playground was where you spent most of your days

Gives a whole new meaning to,
"I got a big heart on."

WTF you on?

poor guy,after they pull out the knife its likely his heart will drown in its own blood........''SHOW THAT! SHOW THAT!''

Not much left to say-all the "amature heart surgery" stuff taken - good job guys!THANKS FER TAKEN ALL THE GOOD STUFF!!!!
Is that a real GINSU ??

that made my heart stop a bit

He probably wanted his wife because she was the one who did it. "Im still alive bitch!"

Oh HE'S FINE! He would have died by now if he was gonna! Besides next he'll do the damn dishes when told too!

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oh yes he dies.. if the knife is pulled out

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No Doc, not there,nope not there either,no,no,YES right there above left nipple

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Oh man!!! You have stab the wrong spot!!! If he didnt die that fucker who stab him will get a good time!!!

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that waz cool how he made it wiggle

the new antenna satelital.....

Thats's chill!

ahh doctor...can you please come here.

Once they pull that knife out he will be dead probably.

hOLY sHIT!!

he made it look easy.....

Why people say '' Thats chill '' I think if you was there you should scream Mamy help me it hurts so much so shut up