That's GRRRRRRREEEAAAT!!!!! (Tony the Tiger)

What do you do if you cum accross a tiger in the jungle?
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You wipe him off, apologize and run.

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The guy in this video http://nothingtoxic.com/m edia/1199072450/M...g_Vid eo_of_2007 should have learned that illusion...

haha I wonder if this happened recently. He is a Dutch "illusionist" who has hair as if he is from the 80's.

I can tell by this guy's shirt and hair that he's never been friends with pussies.

you know,he is actually gay:http://en.wikipedia.o rg/wiki/Hans_Klok
good gaydar you have there :P

I think even a blind man could tell he was gay..the shirt did him in..

Hey, I got a shirt like that for Christmas, That is what I get for steeling UPS boxes from Mujha Deans door step.

Tiger: Almost had yourself a great catch, didn't you?
I'll get my coat.

that is Hans Klok,a dutch illusionist,this happend a year or 2 ago,last year he had a big magic show in las vegas with pamela anderson as his assistance...

She is a big pussy also, did she scratch him as well..

Bad tiger! I will sell you to Seigfreid and Roy

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I agree Fuck em
Hate these assholes....

I agree too! I think we should put Human inside that cage, the assistant (D' girl) seems to be perfect. And all product state "not tested on animals" should be labeled " Tested On Humans!"

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dude should have learned his lesson from SEIGFREID AND TOY,

Oh, did you say APPLAUSE??? I thought you said CLAWS!!! My bad!

now, if this would only happen to cris angel and david blaine......

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A tiger mauling might make the creepy little bastard show some kind of emotion

haha, yeah, the mauling was nothing compared to the finger of doom that tiger just got

Well that's the closest Hans Klok will get to pussy anyways so I guess he should be gratefull.

I wonder if Tiger Balm would heal those wounds?

Bad kitty kitty, That tiger has a thing for gay meat, Does that make him gay too?

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Perhaps the tiger only wants to kill him.... she... IT and not necesary eat him... that would make him a nice kitty *pets*.

It's soft porn for tiger's.......

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I think the cage was made in China

I love the fact that he tries to play it off like he just didn't fuck up the whole act the voice over, "It's all part of the show, folks-he really is a dumbass!" was what I was hoping to hear

I give wow and yay for that assistant girl. I'd run and let the kitty gnaw on the ugly dude.

Fo Sho Do. Ehhh,... I might'a called somebody, but I sho wouldn't've stuck my arm in front of a tiger for his ugly arse.

after savin his life if i was his assistant i would ask for a raise and a better position..

I've got a raise for her and she can go on top.

to the hottie for quick thinking

Shit that is job Security. If he got killed it would be back to the pole dancing for her.

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
*apologies to The Motor City Madman

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I dont think Pussy has ever crossed his mind or Dick.

Stupid tiger he should have jumped out

That's what that dumbfuck gets for playing that tiger's balls before the show.

He is gay. I think we've all established that.

Don't mess with Mehican tigers. they eat you like tortilla chips n salsa bro.

Good job he had a lovely, brave woman there to protect him!

WHAT TO DO IF YOU RUN OVER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAT
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* Wedge the cat under the neighbor's tire so they think they did it.
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* Paint a hexagram on their front lawn and put the cat in the middle so they think that crazy Satanist did it.
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* Throw the cat into your other neighbor's yard.
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* Put the cat in a tree. Call the fire department and let them try to explain it.
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* Drive over the rest of the cats in the neighborhood and claim that you're on a "Mission From God."

Come on if a tiger grabbed you through a open cage, would you turn and point at it, like bad pussy!!!!. Me after slipping a few times on the increasing pile of my own shit, would be out the door and on my way home, job centre next day.

hans klok??

stupid pussy gets saved by sweeeeet pussy from mean pussy

That's Fuckin funny...cause it's true....
Good one

Give that woman a raise, because Hans won't be able to raise it for her.

Looks just like the exhibit at the San Francisco Zoo.

Here's an illusion that no one here can see: I just flipped off the illusionist from my monitor at my apt. because illusion tricks with animals are stupid and so are the people who are stupid enough to put giant, pissed off tigers in them.

after his assistant closed the cage door, he turned around and told that tiger who was boss. ballsy thing to do with shit in your pants.

she saved his ass for sure....

Well cats do like to bat at things that are brightly colored and dancing around. He should invest in lazer pointers to keep his tigers attention while he dances around.

MONGOOL --> dutch for RETARD

Leave the tigers in the jungle fools

thats a brave chick. most men wouldn't do that but she was right in there.

Q. How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
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A. Put it in a cage with a white Tiger.

thatbroadhadsomeballs

hahaha to the q & a.
and ya she did.
is that cage suppose to open when the tiger wants it too?

good one for the tiger . to bad he do get a good bite on that dude

Well that was neat, was neat, was neat, was neat, i bet he hates those tiger feet...

ROLMFAO!! - funny bastard!

the tiger just wanted him to take the pirate shirt off because the tiger had a better fashion sense.

LMAO!!!

He's from Holland, like me. His name is Hans Klok and is a well known illusionist around the world. He works with Pamela Anderson as well. If you're interested in this, you may want to google with this info.

That guy was running around like a faggot anyway, good for the tiger.

the only trick here is him geting away

that chick did have a big pair of balls, i would have been a dot in the distance, although i wouldn't wear that shirt

i too get frantic when the bars open

That tiger wasn't even serious. He was just playing, catching the guy's clothes. He also apparently knows how to open the cage door, lol.

that dudes a fag, prob the closest thing he gets to pussy comin near him

Fags and pussy go together like oil and water. Ironically, oil and sand-niggers go together like fags and Allah.

the video was good , too bad that this bitch was there to close the cage, damn what a homo..

Somehow you're 'cooler' by being around something 'cool'. Magicians basically ply off the inherent 'coolness' of tigers and lions like a pimp - Same principle when you see a guy with a hot chick on his arm.

nah, I think the Tiger is tired of being abused by that fag, want revenge

That fruit bowl was lucky that tiger was stuck in the cage or we would have seen a fruit salad

Ace Hardware has latches starting at $1.59 that happy pants should invest in

You're suggesting magicians use latches or locks that really work?

It was all part of the act of getting his shirt to rip open showing his manly chest.

NOBODY IS YET TO POST A FUNNY COMMENT ABOUT THIS VIDEO IM QUITE DISSAPOINTED BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME VERY INTELLIGENT AND WHITTY PEOPLE COME ON THIS SITE
WERE R U ALL 2DAY?
U BASTARD ARE GONNA DOWNGRADE ME FOR USING CAPS LOCK ARENT U?
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FUK ITTTTT

that homo deserves to get eaten, look at him what a mincer. if you keep a powerful wild animal in a cage that small dont be surprised when it want to fucking kill you!!!!

Oh this is hans klok a dutch illusionist. He just had a show in las vegas with pamela anderson. And he's gay! What a fuck face.

that bitch stepped in and saved that mother fuckers life

was that real or an illusion?

After the show.. the tiger got 50 lashes and wasnt fed for 3 weeks. Yay for the Circus!

nothing happend, show must go on

Halle Berry would just run it over and not stop.

what they didnt show was him torturing and makin the cat do stupid tricks

TA DA!

LOL

I love when an animal who is forced to live in a cage by some small-minded fucktard illusionist mauls them. It's just a shame it didn't puncture his carotid with one of those nice big claws. Then his next trick could be making his own heartbeat disappear!

what an awsome trick!

I will turn myself into a cock. Damn that was quick!

"That tiger didnt go crazy, that tiger went tiger" - Chris Rock

we should burn that tiger just like the indian dudes from the vilagers of la kim burder like so
http://nothingtoxic.com/m edia/1210386820/A...a_Leo pard_Alive

Hans kazan

Illusionists.......
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More like, Disillusionists, disillusioned that the tigers will never attack them.
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I would say that I feel sorry for these people, but I would be lieing and changing the fact that these guys get exactly what they deserve.
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And their like "Oh, he has such a great nature and we get along so well, he would not hurt a fly, IT"S NOT IN HIS NATURE"......hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahha
hahahahahah, Not in its nature...you dickhead.
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i wish the cat would have ate him, nice kitty

LMAO FUCKEN DOUCHE

Fag!

That MF should have been eaten and converted in crap.

thats what u get for prancin around on stage

He's lucky, but i can't say the same for his buddy, Roy

so close