What kind of fucked up pet owner is that?

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I don't even want to watch this if that's a snapping turtle

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Anyone remember "I like turtles"? That kid was great.

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I just want to see the vid when they put the kids out. They look about that smart. If he bit my dog I would be sporting a new belt come the next day.

that was 1 of the ninja turtles

''WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? you don't need dogs guarding your house,you need a bunch of these ''SHARK/PITBULL/TORTOISES '' ive never seen these so aggressive,what did they do,inject it with steroids,force it to smoke crack&then shake it for 2minutes?

was that the turtle apologizing at the end?

The turtle said, "I'm sorry, I don't know what the SHELL came over me."

omgz lulz

That whasn't cute! I thought the turtled would hump the dog or something.. or other way round.

Well, in away, the dog did get fucked.

Typical, you come out of your shell just a little bit to be friendly and some bitch tries to bite your head off.

I'm sorry but I hate yappy little dogs. I'm with the retard turtle

Yeah, turtles learn ya. They bite fuckin hard

I bet they were like...
" Ha ha, dog want to play with turtle. Hey, turtle open mouth big. Shit, half of my dog is in turtle mouth. Shit - shit - shit! "

time to make some turtle soup

Assholes..

Last time I heard a noise like that was in my basement.....

yeh me too! im a big fred west fan

Now you know how he beat the hare.

At first I thought the turtle stuck it's head up the dogs arse lol.

i hate this kind of people...why don't you make your fingers instade bitch

New! Annoying Yapping Dog! (batteries not included).Keeps other pets amused for hours!

Later, at a press conference, Mike Vick stated that he was just told that he couldn't fight Pit Bulls! He didn't think that it was illegal to fight Turtles too & he's so sorry to all of the kids who looked up to him!

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Is he the owner of that tortoise????

the turtlehead made the dog panic.

awww
poor little Emo dog

The sad part is that the dog wasn't even messin with it.

Turtle soup tonight anyone????

Well, the turtle owner isn't getting any action tonight.

The dog grew up to be the arch enemy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (Anybody remember that cartoon?)

Shredder! Get me a body!

Holy crap that brings back memories! LOL

Nah that dog's brain, didn't die when his body died because it was so hell-bent on revenge, was preserved in a vat, and eventually morphed into Crang.

What a fool! Poor Dog!

hahaha, that was great! Diddnt they know small fluffy dogs are the preferred prey of the north american land turtle? Poor dog, but man did i see that coming a mile away

Leggo muh essho. Poor puppy. Reminded me of the idiot on Jackass who let a small snapping turtle bite his nose and draw blood. THAT was some funny shit. Being a dog lover, this one made me cringe.

I am a dog lover too (in a strictly platonic sense), however you failed to note that it was a small "dog"
Little, shitty, yappy, shaking, expensive, fucking waste of fur.
And "small dogs" are NOT dogs.
I dont care how much they're shaped like a dog.
They suck & I cant understand for the life of me why anyone would want to own one.
I need my AM meds now.
-GG

We've got five dogs and the smallest, just a little bigger than this one, is the meanest, nastiest, evil little fucker that ever walked and pissed on this earth.
Anybody comes near our house and he would, and has, take a chunk out of your leg.

I have an idea for some down time fun...
Connect his/her leash to one of your real dogs collar...then you break out a ball...

gettheball!

I have a 50 pound Chow Chow. A large dog is considerd over 75 pounds. It's considered a small dog. If you provoke it, it'll take your face off.

I thought MEDIUM was in there somewhere...

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Like what? I'm 'medium' stupid? You either win or you lose.

Yes, you most certainly do. Take a healthy dose why don't you.

Sorry. I hope you & your little dog have long healthy lives.
Do you have a pic you can post of you with your little dog in it's little carrier bag that you walk around the mall with it in?

mustbesocute

I don't get off on seeing animals get hurt, regardless of their size or how annoying they may be. I prefer to see some mouthy punk get a severe and well-deserved beating.

I think people seem to forget what the purpose of a dog is, in today's society. A dog is a pet.... I'll bite.

Rhodesian Ridgeback & Rottweiler, that's how I roll.

Isn't it funny, how a British Bulldog @ 30 pounds is just as mean as a steroid fed 120 pound Pit Bull? I like the taste, not the sizzle. BTW, I've seen the difference between the two. I guess I'd rather not clean up more shit than I need to...

Hahahahaha

The only thing that would make this video better is some Benny Hill "Chase" music playing in the background.

aww man my stepmother has a dog like that so i like that dog, and i think turtles are great and i want one, what can i say, i like turtles

Turtles dont have teeth...they have a beak.
Their jaws however have horned ridges, which have basically the same function as teeth! Meat-eating turtles have sharp ridges whereas plant-eating have more of a serrated design.
So...poor dog...stupid people and retard turtle!

Birds have beaks, turtles and tortioses have maws.

taste like chicken

Watch some NGC, that no turtle idiot...

the turtle is not the retarded one and the dog is not stupid,so i guess that leaves the idiots who recorded this.i hope the dog is o.k.

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I hate turtles.

Oh yeah, the turtle is the retard.

Just wanted a piece of ass

the dog probably got jealous when the lady brought the tortoise into the house&gave it hell!
''PAYBACK'S A BITCH!'

The tortoise's owner is the retard here. He should understand the pet he keeps and not allow it to mingle with other people's pets like that. Tortoises can be very territorial, and move fast when they want to. Tortoise owner should pay the vet bill.

lucky its leg is still attached...someone should let the turtle bite the womans snatch...how you like that dumbass

Good to see Raphael's doing well for himself...

I want to see Pit bull vs Turtle. That would be fun.

these things can slice a humans finger straight off
very sharp indeed!

Hahahaha!

The dog sounds retarded.
And so does the owner.
My cousin har like ten powder puff chinese crested naked ugly ass looking "dogs" and they are so fucking anoying!
All they doo is piss and shit on the rugg.
And yapping all the fucking time!
"I am a dog lover too (in a strictly platonic sense), however you failed to note that it was a small "dog"
Little, shitty, yappy, shaking, expensive, fucking waste of fur.
And "small dogs" are NOT dogs.
I dont care how much they're shaped like a dog.
They suck & I cant understand for the life of me why anyone would want to own one.
I need my AM meds now.
-GG"
I totally agree!

It's sad... but it's funny at the same time He'll be OK, don't worry. Oh, and I also have a little dog, but I try not to put him in dangerous situations... like the one in this video.

Dog...the other white meat.

Oh SHIT-ZU

as i see this site continues to post animals in distress as entertainment for others, what a disgrace and to hell with nothing toxic.com

wonder what they will have 4 dinner?..soup mabye

that was great
a beer for the turtle!

I want to see it fight Paris Hilton's dog next

Paris has a pussy, right?...........See Paris run. (snap,snap.)

All we Looks like that turtle's been listening to Master Splinter.Don't fuck with the TMNT

That annoying dog deserved it for having a high pitched, bitchy bark.

Stupid little mutt thought it was ok to snap at the other dog and chase it off but when its on the receiving end...not so much fun.

hahahahaha this should be up for the funniest vid of 2008, i hope to see it win in about 340 days

WHAT A STUPID FUCKING OWNER. 'he's gonna bite you...!' so fucking do something retards.

Its a well known fact that turtles have beef with little rat-dogs

mjajajajajaja!!!! poor doggy!
but i laugh a lot!

That dog made the same sound that Japanese bitches make in pornos...hahah

I bet that took a chunk out of that little shitstain, er shih tzu. Or whatever

Atleast it wasnt a snapping turtle... A snapping turtle that size wouldve broke its leg. I Love Dogs, but I also Love Turtles. So... I cant take sides here.

Turtles live in water, tortioses live on land. Turtles have flippers, tortoises have feet. Just an FYI.

Um thanks. Gee I would've never known that.
I have never had a problem in animal science. I do know the difference. Sorry for offending any tortoise activists out there who hate toroises being refered to as turtles. I call them all turtles. Bite me.

That's fine... I call fags with makeup women in drag. Bite me back.

Killer comeback dude.

Those are my two favourite pets - tortoises and shih tzus'.

In some countries people eat dogs, in other countries people eat tortises and surprisingly in other countries tortises eat dogs apparently! I would like to see the tortise vs a hare one day too

its like the time when i

yeah?

took off my pants and ran into the

wtf people -2 come on sick fuck assholes

LOL funnt as fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHA couldnt stop laughtin my fuckin head off..... LOL keep on smiling you pet lovers..

lol poor little dog but that shit was funny! "retard turtle" lol!

did u not hear the turtle shout "allah Akbar " as it started to chew...???

how long til you guys post the 2nd part of the video of the guy smashing the turtle to pieces??

poor dog...

im pretty sure michael vick arranged this fight.

Hare and the turtle fairy tale?... well, after this, I'm sure the turtle would have chewed the hares´ head...

Steve Irwin owns yoo... It's the tortoise and the hare. It's not willy wanker making your chocolate factory.

Do you take acid?

justwondering

What part of tortoise and hare don't you understand? Just wondering... By the time the joke goes around a hundred times it's not funny anymore because people don't get the build up or the punch line right.

i dont give two shits about the joke but you're pretty intense

Yeah I know... I don't dilute well,

must be a chinese turtle...

FUCKEN Turtle

idiots!!

retard dog owners!

I LIKE TOYTLES

Turtle soup time.

steve irwin was a alligator humping short short wearing pansy, M8.

Well. Apparently it was an accident and I hope those people took good care of the dog.

I have two pet tortoises. They're the nicest reptiles I've ever seen. Mine will actually play with my cat! Something must have pissed this one off.

Mr. Turtle wanted some doggie hole,But doggie did'nt want give it up.So Mr.Turtle bite it.

Its Gamera vs Cloverfield

that turtle should be put down like dogs get from biting som1

lmao dude mad peple getting mad chill out guys just a mistake i mean they sed srry lol

LOLOLOLOLOLOL THE GUY SAYS RETARD TURTLE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

That was fucking great

A dumbass was involed in the making of this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wat a dumbass whore "watchout hes gon bitechu.....oo!"

TEENEGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE!!! Great job! Show them what you learned!!

jajjajajajajjajaja...stup id dog thinks hes so hardcore...thats what you get

Retard turtle lmfao, why was it trying to eat the dog?

That was cruel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!poor doggy

JAJAJAJAJA PINCHE PERRO JOTO /GAY DOG JAJAJAJAJAJA

like your name.

Stupid fucking Homo sapiens. The puppies were having a good time.
To inflict unnecessary pain is bad on so many levels.
Hide this clip from Michael Vick…

those fuck faces.

Stupid owners

jajajajajajaja Retard turtle jajajajaja

dude.....that was the most hardcore turtle ever.... he stalked that dog and showed him what it is to be hard!!!! fuk that little barking rat. all that dog was good for was turtle food obviously.

I am biased. I hate dogs. But I really hate annoying little dogs. I like reptiles so go turtle go.

Nice bite,dog was a wimp
turtle 1
dog 0

now thats good fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuckin idiots... i hope a psycho turtle bites his dick and her clit...

bad ass turtle

I want that turle for my watchdog now

I love turtles.. They are so cute, yet very intelligent.. Dumbass dude was the one video taping the turtle chasing the dog - he obviously knew something was going to go down. More like "RETARD DUDE" would be the better caption for this video.. I feel bad for the pup though.. Turtles bite hard.

dam, what a bitch, lettin that turtle near that dog, i like em both but she shouldnt of put the turtle with the dog coz it was scared

The dudes a retard. It's a tortoise.

"I like turtles"
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thats a fucking pussy ass dog.

stupid dog

I don't like the part when the woman warns the dog about being bitten by the turtle. Like if the little doggy could understand a word. Damn some are stupid.

wasn't that slow was he

how fuckin stupid

hahahaha Funny!