Comments - Dumbass Admits to a Cop that he was Smoking Weed

category: Funny | views: 43069 | posted on: 01/14/2008

Wow guy, why don't you tell him about the $20 you stole from grandma's purse when you were 12 while you're at it?

liacon [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:12am

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Damn Scottie2Hottie, you don't have to be telling the man everything.......shit icon_stoned.gif

boothy [ban] | Jan 29 08 : 12:53pm

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thats why i love livin in canada justa slap on the wrist and your back to your life

NTmakes-me laugh [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:15am

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No fucking way! He only got a warning, damn he's one lucky bastard. That cop must be a good guy, it seems like he smokes a little chiba now and then. icon_stoned.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:23am

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^^Just what I was thinking, maybe the guy's honesty (THAT'S certainly a change of pace) paid off. icon_cheesygrin.gif

NTmakes-me laugh [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:51am

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Maybe being honest with being high on crack might you off with a warning, or just an actual slap on the wrist. Who volunteers to try it? icon_smile.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 5:08am

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It's California i live about 20 miles from were this happened...Out here it's a ticket happens all the time...Just dont lie to em they hate that tell the truth and usually they let you go...
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gocolts [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 2:02pm

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Or maybe he "Somehow" passes it because weed is nothing like alcohol. You can straighten right up and snap out of your weed buzz very easily, as this sobrity test proved without a shadow of a doubt.

deleted user [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:23am

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en jaywest [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 5:58am

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then i am dumb as hell.

Incarnate [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:25am

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"I thought you called me Javier" LOL

deleted user [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:30am

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hereimis [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:33am

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Couldn't have found the US version to post?

Sushi69 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:38am

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C'mon officer!!!!! I only used the dope to mask the smell of the dead guy in the back!!! icon_eek.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:38am

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whats the proper word here?.................... .....oh yeah ''IDIOT!'' icon_eek.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 10:01am

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the cop probably looked on the dudes back seat&seen half the bakery,sweet counter,food from 9 different fast food outlets and put ''2&2 together```1 icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

nando22 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 5:08am

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that guy is icon_stoned.gif out of his face .but me to i love my icon_stoned.gif

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 5:30am

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Of which principality is this "Prince" heir to the throne?

en jaywest [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 6:32am

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the great kingdom of "Porcelain"

NUIYZ [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 6:38am

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That would be "Moronica" (obscure 3 Stooges reference)
1 no seatbelt
2 has to be told to turn down the music
3 expired registration
4 thinks the cop called him Javier
5 admit to smoking pot
only thing missing is a "copkilla" vanity plate

ggallin1 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 11:11am

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Thank you.
Also, I like how he tells the Cop (about his seatbelt) "oh, I just took it off".
Why dont I believe him?
Oh, yeah...because he's a fucking liar. That's why.
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tazehisass

MooseJets [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 5:34am

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I saw on "Cops" usually theyll arrest you if you admit youve done drugs in the last 24 hours. Its illegal to be under the influence of drugs at anytime even if youre not driving. Very sad.

Pubikare [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 5:35am

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I don't think they can do anything unless they find shit on you. You can tell cops you smoke pot all you want but they have to have a legit reason to search you first because you can always just say you were just messin around. They probably searched his car and they didn't show it on camera but then again it's California so I dunno. That was awesome though he instantly answered "ohh I dunno about an hour and a half ago" lmao classic

Killerdude [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 5:51am

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True driving under the influence of pot or what ever is ilegal everywhere. That's why he gave him field test..You can have up to an ounce of weed here and just get a ticket..As long as your not stoned while transporting it...I can have up to 8 ounces and 12 plants growing at anytime.....
My wife has an RX for it..NO I dont smoke but I know the law here...

Tapeworm [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 1:23pm

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Booking my ticket right now icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 7:54am

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Pubikare on Jan 14 08 : 7:35am wrote:
I don't think they can do anything unless they find shit on you. You can tell cops you smoke pot all you want but they have to have a legit reason to search you first because you can always just say you were just messin around. They probably searched his car and they didn't show it on camera but then again it's California so I dunno. That was awesome though he instantly answered "ohh I dunno about an hour and a half ago" lmao classic
''PRUNE THAT JUNGLE!'' icon_eek.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:11pm

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@PubiKare You're new here, so I'll assume you don't check your shout-box that often. You need to lose the avatar. Scott doesn't allow full-frontal nudity here. (sorry, his rules, and until they change, we have to enforce them)

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 5:47am

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hellyeh [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 11:58pm

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fakelol66 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 5:50am

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I was in the car with an idiot once. a cop asked him: Have you been drinking? He said no, but we smoked a joint about 10 minutes ago(true story)

Tapeworm [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 1:33pm

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I was in a car with an idiot once.
That's it really.
Look. It's been a long day. OK. icon_beer.gif

liacon [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:32pm

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Hell I was high for crying out loud, and it was about 10min.. icon_frown.gif

webb [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 6:07am

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is it just me, or does the cop look like farva from supertroopers? haha

Excalibur [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 6:11am

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LMAO!!!!!!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

scuba [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 6:38am

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he's not a 'dumbass admitting':
if he smoked in his car on is driveway, the cop smells it on his car.
this cop is a cool dude, compared to his colleagues in all thos un-nescasary violence videos. he handles it with his brain in stead of tazer/ knightstick/ pepperspray/ gun/...
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explosive intensity [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 6:45am

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His employer probably saw this and is giving him a "random" drug test every week.

fenner517 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 6:47am

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You will hear it a million times, but doubt he would of let someone who was drinking go. Take the illegal aspect out and tell me drinkings better so I can slap you.

kontinental [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 7:05am

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USA!

concorde [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 7:35am

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The cop was just looking for a reason to stop him. He didn't have his seatbelt on, come on..who gives a f**k. Go after some real criminals for God's sake. But I have to admit the cop was pretty cool about the whole thing.

rascoil [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 8:00am

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Q. Did you smoke some weed, Dude.
A. Fuck Yea.
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Q. How much did you smoke?
A. Hey Dawg you got a turkey sandwich in your car? I am hungrier then a motherfucker. icon_stoned.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 8:33am

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totalreason [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 8:45am

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actually here in the united states, in certain cities, just having THC in our system counts as possesion of a controlled chemical. in some anal cities they test under your nails, your lighter or anything that might of came into contact with it.
its dumb they should be busting crack heads and other REAL criminals . but what can you do. the city of ficthburg where i live, the fine for pot is greater than the fine for impersonatiing an officer. go figure.... its like 4k+ omg

Skydiver666 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 10:01am

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hah, that was awesome

alx303 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 10:13am

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whats about the finish subtitles??? somebody in finland posted this or what?
Honesty can be rewarding somtetimes!!!!

eddyvlad [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 10:41am

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He's my hero man... icon_stoned.gif

MightyMos [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 10:52am

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fuckin weird, i was just in that area like a week and a half ago

Toxicity [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 10:55am

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Where are all those America-haters ripping the brutal cops now?
Does pronouncing it 'PO-Leece' annoy anyone else?

Dabutz [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 11:44am

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This guys not a dumbass (well he could be), the cop suspected he had bud on him or something and he told the truth.
Maybe he could have gotten away without telling him too but its not like he got busted

dickdynamite [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 1:07pm

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Ha ha all the vids today are quality,"Ah about an hour an a half ago men" "my names Prince not Javier" lol man fair play to the cop giving him a warnin

TimmerNM [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 1:47pm

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the exp tags could have gottin his car towed,
only if passed 3 mon. (?)
the no seat belt fine sucks, double's with each
offence
Those are revenue generating violations,
the few bong rips he did an hour ago are not
good job CHP's
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Phukemup [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 2:30pm

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Let's all hold em down and tattoo "STUPID" across his forward in big bold print. icon_cheesygrin.gif

CptDooDooButter [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 2:43pm

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Having weed in your car isn't a huge deal in california anyways. I've had 2 possession tickets and its like 150 bucks. Last time I got stopped I had a booger of hash on me, and for some reason they see hash the same way they see meth, even though it's made directly from weed. I was sentence to 120 days in jail but I talked my way into getting house arrest, still sucks wee wee though.

cdubs [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 2:55pm

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The dude probably has somma that high plains drifter and slipped that cop an eight track. That dude got outta trouble AND has a customer for life

Heckler [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 3:03pm

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Pot doesn't impair your motor skills only slows the thought process so stupid sobriety tests like this don't effect a pot smoker.
He did look wasssssted though icon_lol.gif

Benis [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:14pm

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I can't drive for shit when I'm high icon_stoned.gif but, I could sure pass this bullshit test. I'd rather do a test like this when I'm stoned retarded as opposed to being slightly drunk.

slash [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 3:11pm

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what a DOPE

slash [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 3:17pm

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why did he GRASS himself up does he not have an OUNCE of SENCE(EMILIA)

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 3:44pm

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secret_squirrel on Jan 14 08 : 6:30am wrote:
Honesty is a good policy but sometimes a lie is in order. Like I tell the wife I love her and then she shuts up. If I told her the truth she's never let me see her sister again. Just kidding her sister's a wanker. Seriously.
'Quote of the Day' goes to SS. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

rusty77 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:40pm

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another fine example of humanity!
if any one is interested, ill be killing myself at 6:45 on thursday!
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NobleRot [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 4:59pm

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I would pay the tortise to bite this guys ass too icon_biggrin.gif

wilux [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 5:55pm

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Shit I drive beter when I"m high

rascoil [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 6:11pm

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I cant tell if the car is moving or not. I have to get out and check. icon_stoned.gif

HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 7:00pm

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he got off easy, just the way he talks i put him in jail ,i hate when guys drive their cars with the seat all the way to the back they want to look cool, stupid ((( you know what i'm saying ))) icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

I Eat Pussy [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 7:28pm

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hahahaha...if it were me I would've bugged out...I catch bad highs

Mutziky [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 8:21pm

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Well, at least he made it easy and just say it, otherwise if he lied there would have been some punches, tazers and... DAMN IDIOT!, LIE DAMN!

F4M0U54NU5 [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 9:23pm

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i seen a video of a study on da net where it proves that weed does NOT impair ur ability 2 drive, especially if ur a pro smoker like he seems like

knuxte [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 10:09pm

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Prince.... Lmao.

spitlord [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 3:20am

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Notice this guy DIDN'T get the shit beat out of him? Maybe that's because he was telling the truth...If you lie to a cop, they get PISSED. Not just "upset" pissed, but "You killed my brother, you dirty rat" pissed.

TigerWapWap [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 12:29pm

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"just tell me the truth and ill work with you" LMAO

Torn Asunder [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 7:58pm

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weed makes playing video games fun

skindeep [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:27am

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dang his teeth was all messed up

welter [ban] | Jan 21 08 : 10:38pm

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Chinese Dick Fingers [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 7:22pm

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whoaaaa!! icon_stoned.gif

TINKamikaze [ban] | Feb 6 08 : 4:08am

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Seriously though, if he wasn't holding and not completely blazed.. can't fault him for telling the truth when repeatedly questioned like that.
I've had that done to me on a few occasions, not for pot, but stuff like not beating around the bush. Cop out to what you HAVE to during a stop, the ONLY thing an officer hates worse than a violent suspect is belligerence or lying, because their job is basically one huge lie-detection test. 80-90% of the time you can improve your situation a shitload just by being reasonably compliant.
This includes (while on the topic): turning on your dome light when stopped at night, turning off your car, etc. Cops do appreciate that kind of stuff and are sometimes perfectly willing to let you off light. This doesn't mean you always tell them about the 'dro you hotboxed in your driveway... but meh, it's better he said that than perhaps making an obvious lie. The cop smelled it, you know it. And you know the car was possibly getting a search if he denied it.

MistaX [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 9:18am

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Good point icon_idea.gif if a cop smells weed and you deny anything, the cars probly going to get searched. Take it from a person who smokes, and who has taken that sobriety test a thousand times, its good to tell the truth, however, hold whatever that will put you in jail. no reason in giving up your stash just to be honest and go to jail. icon_stoned.gif

justsmokeweed [ban] | Mar 30 08 : 4:52pm

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ya well im happy im in the us and not with those stinky 2 faced frenchys

DramaTim [ban] | May 16 08 : 8:08pm

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Watched this one on t.v. Prince is the man icon_stoned.gif

JoeyLad [ban] | May 31 08 : 5:44am

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Hahaha idiot..

billiebionic [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 1:18pm

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see how pot makes you dumb he should not breed or drive or speek he is just retarded

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IsawIT [ban] | Aug 5 09 : 7:43am

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What about the ZERO in his back.

drccoco [ban] | Sep 11 09 : 5:37pm

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sometimes its better to tell

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